I HATE THE MEDIA ™

More signs point to Aurora shooter having been Occupy ‘Black Bloc’ member. To quote Gomer Pyle “Surprise-surprise-surprise!”

Remembering Chicago’s victims. “…more than twice as many people have been murdered this month in the president’s hometown of Chicago than were killed in the Aurora shooting. They are just statistics for whom there will be no presidential visits or flags flown at half staff.” Also, mentioning murders in Chicago does not advance the political class’s narrative so don’t expect the Democrat-media complex to do so.

PETA promotes vegan condoms to teens. Regular condoms use a substance derived from milk, you see, and that’s… well, bad and yucky somehow. Which begs the question: are liberals so stupid they think they have to eat the condoms afterward?

Joe Paterno statue removed; NCAA to announce Penn State sanctions. We suggest they place it in a dog park under a tree that’s a favorite pigeon roost.

Norah O’Donnell Scoffs at Representative Ryan for “supposedly” now knowing the difference between a tax cut and a tax hike. Guess what Norah, an increase in the amount of taxes that the tax payer contributes is a raise in taxes.

‘Dark Knight Rises’ shooting: Three hero guys died in Aurora taking bullets for their girlfriends. The stories of even more hero’s at the TDKR massacre are emerging. It would seem that on that night in Aurora, Co a movie theater was truly the home of the brave.

San Jose: 21 people treated for burns after walking on hot coals at Tony Robbins appearance: Sometimes cold feet isn’t a bad thing.

BMW CEO says governments need to offer more tax subsidies for EVs. Yeah, dude, like what’s the point of being a crony capitalist rent-seeker if there are no subsidies?

Obama: Ramadan “reminds us that Islam is part of the fabric of our nation.” No, in reality it reminds us what a stain the Obama presidency is on the fabric of our nation.

First café serving only water opens in NYC. It’s name is Molecule, and its water supply is pure NYC tap but the restaurant justifies charging $1 and up per serving because their water is filtered through a custom-built $25,000 purifier that “uses ultraviolet rays, ozone treatments and reverse osmosis in a seven-stage processing treatment.” And also because some people will believe anything.

Matt McQuinn’s last living act was to shield his girlfriend from the hail of bullets sprayed by the gunman behind the Aurora, Colo., multiplex massacre. America still produces men like this. There is your hope. Let’s hope that doesn’t change.

Salman Rushdie: Here’s the thing: Gun ownership in America is out of control, and leads to tragedies like today’s. Don’t like puns? Fine. I don’t like guns. We certainly hope that the day Salman Rushdie runs into Cat Stevens he has a security team with him. And a well armed one at that.

http://youtu.be/mYnWtPytvhI

Disabled veteran says United airlines staff kicked his service dog and asked if he was retarded as delays forced him to spend THREE days at the airport. United should give this guy a lifetime free pass to fly first class and fire the offenders.

http://youtu.be/xr93KI6vaKE

Obama campaign runs deficit in June. Force of habit, we surmise. Stay tuned for “contribute $100 and you could win a chance to let Obama flush your toilet for you” emails.

Susan Sarandon: The right to bear arms was referring to muskets. Of course it was. Just like the First Amendment only protects “speech” rendered by technology no more advanced than the quill or the movable type printing press. Although we by no means want to discourage Ms. Sarandon from her sudden and profound love of a strict interpretation of The Constitution . . . even if her first attempts are rather firmly absurdest. To this end we happily refer this weak thinker to Article One: Section 8. . . . as well as the Tenth Amendment.

Obamanomics in one photo. “Obama wants us all to feed into his collectivist nonsense regarding personal achievement, but what about the negative impact government has on us?” An economy so bad, even businesses that aren’t gubbermint-subsidized Obama crony-owned green energy boondoggles are going bankrupt.

Kennedy sideswipes truck, truck driver gets ticketed. Kerry Kennedy, RFK’s daughter, ran into Rocco Scuiletti’s truck on the expressway and kept going. His truck wasn’t damaged so he proceeded with his route. What’s he gonna do, chase her down like some kind of vigilante? Anyway, yesterday Rocco, not Kennedy, was charged with leaving the scene of an accident. Once again the depraved Kennedy clan seems to be above the law.

Calif. lawmakers hand out pay raises amid cuts. Raises being given out when there’s a $16 billion budget deficit is to say the least, ludicrous. Now Governor Moonbeam wants to raise taxes? He can kiss my assholio.

Muslim shouting “Allahu Akbar” tries to steal Olympic flame from torch bearer. If it’s not unions trying to destroy the Olympics, it’s Muslims. The next attack will probably come from Occupoopers.

Brian Ross fail: attempts to link “Batman shooting” to the TEA Party. In other news Glenn Beck is reporting that Brian Ross has been arrested for murder and has been sending naked pictures of himself to teenage girls. At this time we don’t know if it is the same Brian Ross. But it is a Brian Ross, and coincidentally one that lives right here in the United States of America.

Confirmed: Obama spends more time golfing than working on the economy. The numbers for his presidency are 600 hours spent playing golf, 412 hours in economic meetings. On the bright side, more hours probably wouldn’t have helped the economy – the extra hours sure didn’t help his golf game.

Proglodytes worried new Batman film shows Flea Baggers in poor light: We haven’t seen the film yet. But we are seriously interested in finding out how Nolan and company could possibly malign an organization whose main goal is destroying the middle class in an effort to procure handouts and whose main methods have, so far, included theft, rape, pillaging and taking dumps on cop cars.

http://youtu.be/MYNwn9LCXMc

Striking SEIU workers intentionally endangered CT nursing home patients, says company. Owners allege “union employees in at least 3 of its facilities intentionally mixed up or removed patient name plates, photos, medical bracelets and dietary advisories as they began their strike” as well as “allegations of both vandalism and larceny.” Don’t worry, the Democrat guv and AG are gonna investigate… right after they get thru walking on the SEIU picket line.

Bay Area drivers could be tracked by GPS, taxed per mile driven. “…a scenario which is part of a proposed long-range study aimed at finding ways to reduce traffic and pollution, while also raising revenues.” Mostly the latter, we’d guess. Californicating politicians have an endless supply of schemes to shake money loose from average citizens to pay off their union buddies with.

Union bugs infest London Olympics. First, immigration officials announced they plan to walk out the day before the Olympics start, leaving Heathrow in the lurch just when everybody is arriving. Now train drivers in central England plan to walk out in the middle of the Olympics. What’s next? Wisconsin teachers flown in by the NEA to teach gymnastics judges how to call in sick?