With iOS 6, Apple devices will receive national emergency alerts: It looks like it is a red Apple after all.

Polls: Public opinion on George Zimmerman shifting: Well it doesn’t always happen but in this situation it looks like the truth will eventually out.

The 2nd Amendment and the Preservation of Liberty. We’ve said it before and we’ll say it again: As goes the 2nd Amendment so goes The Constitution.

Michelle Obama slaps ‘corporate’ work, ‘fat paychecks’: Let us remind you this is the woman that used to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a year for dumping poor sick people onto the street. But if she’s really so upset at “corporate work” and “fat paychecks” why doesn’t she put her money where her mouth is and keep Barry from taking their contributions? Oh that is right. She can’t put her money where her mouth is. That super sized orifice has already been stuffed full of ours.

Niall Ferguson: If young Americans knew what was good for them, they would all be in the Tea Party. “Governments should be more honest about the size of their debts and young voters would be wise to get politicians to pay them off as soon as possible…” Well, if the publik skools taught kids math instead of the Gospel according to Gore, maybe they’d be able to figure this kind of stuff out.

Obama memoir full of hyperbole and fibs? “Barack Obama’s most recent biographer David Maraniss has discovered that Obama’s memoir was less a reliable historical account — and more of a carefully crafted didactic narrative intended to score political points.” We always suspected Obama was full of something – “hyperbole and fibs” is just the polite way of saying it.

Border Patrol group calls for Holder’s resignation. …’the attorney general showed “an utter failure of leadership at the highest levels of government.”’ Yup, sounds like the Obama administration to us.

Socialists win absolute majority in France. The media was focused on the Greek sideshow but the more important election was in France. Socialist President Hollande now has free rein to do whatever he wants. Is that gonna leave a mark? Probably: “Mrs Merkel warned the policies of the new Socialist president could destroy the eurozone by bringing the sovereign debt crisis to France itself.” Just call them the PFIIGS.

MORE KILLED IN CHICAGO THIS YEAR THAN AFGHANISTAN. Speaking of Chicago. It’s pretty sad when you’re safer in a war zone than in a major city in the USA.

35 Hurt, 7 Killed in Chicago Shootings. Must be Chicago’s version of Welcome Back Kotter Obama.

Congress officially declared ‘dumber’ than years prior because politicians are speaking down to constituents. Hollywood now has new sequel material. Dumb and Dumber go to Congress. Actually, they’d probably be an improvement.

The Coming of the Next American Republic. James DeLong‘s book, “Ending ‘Big SIS’ (The Special Interest State) and Renewing the American Republic” explains how US gov’t has become what the Founders wished to avoid: “a Special Interest State.” The various interest groups know exactly how to manipulate the system (and us) and the useless media has been an able and willing ally. The result is “almost everyone who actually does something productive is on the menu for those who do nothing but redistribute the wealth.” Sounds familiar, for some reason.

Obama’s Harvard law professor says ‘President MUST be defeated in 2012’ (and he’s the man Barack used to have on speed dial). According to the Professor: ‘President Obama must be defeated in the coming election. He has failed to advance the progressive cause in the United States.’ This is really one of those moments we’re not sure whether to laugh or cry about what’s being said, but if this pulls votes from Obama, we’ll take it.

Bill Maher and Nobel Prize-winning liberal economist can’t multiply. Bill Maher wants to know how much 87 times 5 is, so he looks at economist Joseph Stiglitz, obviously thinking, “Hey, this guy won a Nobel Prize so he should be able to multiply.” But it turns out Stiglitz is as dumb as Maher.

MD man accused of selling bogus energy credits. “A Maryland man faces trial in a $9.1 million fraud case that is shedding light on problems in a renewable energy credits program run by the U.S. EPA.” It’s easy to spot bogus energy credits: genuine ones have a picture of Al Gore’s carbon footprint up your butt. The EPA runs a scan and gets mad ’cause another grifter tries to get in on the action.

“Angry” money gives funding edge to GOP and Romney. The “angry” money was with Obama in 2008, but not now, apparently. Of course, in 2008 it was “righteous anger of the people” and in 2012 it’s “racists angry that a black guy is president.” Soros good, Koch bad. Blah, blah, blah, puke.

Swedish politicians urge: Stop stand-up urination for men! Nanny Bloomberg move over, there’s a bigger bunch of idiots in town: “Vänsterpartiet, known as a socialist and feminist organization, believes seated urination is healthier for men and more hygienic for both sexes.” We bet you guessed they were socialists without having to be told, didn’t you?

1001 Reasons to Vote Against Barack Obama: Complete Edition. This should be a record for a president.

You probably missed “global wind day.” It has nothing to do with politicians (with them, every day is global wind day): “It’s a day for environmental activists to push for more funding for wind farms and indoctrinate young children.” Yeah, we missed it but if they never have another one, we sure as hell won’t miss it.

Anna Wintour re-decorated Sarah Jessica Parker’s home before Obama fundraiser. “Sources said the fashion oracle wanted to clean out SJP’s ‘shabby chic’ furniture. One told us, ‘Anna was going crazy about the decorating.'” Going crazy? Musta been a short trip. Seriously, his majesty King Putts cannot be seen plopping his royal butt on “shabby chic”, not even for $40K per butt. More on the gala event here.

Grieving father struggles to pay dead son’s student loans. Some, not all, student loans are erased by the borrower’s death, but they are not cancelled by bankruptcy, giving the lender the right to pursue the borrower (or in this case, the co-signer) to the ends of the earth for the money. Yeah, one shouldn’t borrow more than one can repay but bankrupcy is the legal means for dealing with those mistakes. Why are student loans immune?

March of the drones: Map reveals 66 military bases for unmanned aircraft on American soil… and 22 more on the way. So what’s all this for? Obama’s insurance policy if he loses the election? It’s beginning to sound like Skynet will soon be true.

Obama Energy Dept. awards $2 million grant to solar company linked with Van Jones. Another day, another slush-fund.

Is Perestroika Coming In California? “When Jerry Brown was elected governor for a third time in 2010, there was widespread hope that he would repair the state’s crumbling and dysfunctional political edifice. But instead of becoming a Californian Mikhail Gorbachev, he has turned out to be something more resembling Konstantin Chernenko or Yuri Andropov, an aged hegemon desperately trying to save a dying system.” Interesting analogy – note that after Gorbachev and Yeltsin came Putin.

Biden praises Arab Spring on same day Egypt dissolves its Parliament. “Vice President Joe Biden, speaking at a high school commencement ceremony in Virginia on Thursday, called the Arab Spring a ‘democratic movement’, on the same day that the Egyptian high court nullified the Islamist majority parliament and the Egyptian military assumed control of the legislature.” Obama chose this dope for his foreign policy “smarts”, kinda like choosing Wiley Coyote for his explosives expertise. That “boom” you hear is smart power detonating in someone’s face.