Obvious non expert celebrities demand more tax payer servitude

Obvious non expert celebrities demand more tax payer servitude to create “national service” jobs: Hey, it worked for the Nazis! On a side not you might notice one of the commentators in this video is Larry David. Now if the man is really interested in creating meaningful new jobs in this country -as well as lightening the burden on the overstretched middle class- we’ll tell him the exact same thing his ex-wife used to say to Al Gore: “Drill here, drill now, pay less.”

Tennessee’s deadbeat dads: The three men who have fathered 78 children with 46 different women… and they’re not paying child support to any of them

Tennessee’s deadbeat dads: The three men who have fathered 78 children with 46 different women… and they’re not paying child support to any of them. Maury Povich, eat your heart out!

Military drone mistaken for “UFO” along DC highways

Military drone mistaken for “UFO” along DC highways. “People in the D.C. area are buzzing after pictures began popping up online showing what many believed to be a ‘UFO’ in transport along the Capitol Beltway…An official at Northrop Grumman confirmed … that the craft was actually an X-47B Unmanned Combat Air System.” Heck, we were hoping it really *was* aliens here to pick up their pal Baracko for the trip back to his home planet of Marxpoo.

Obama complains GOP has simple campaign slogan: “It’s Obama’s fault”

Obama complains GOP has simple campaign slogan: “It’s Obama’s fault!” “Obama warned supporters Tuesday that Republicans have boiled down their campaign against him to a single phrase that can fit into a 140-character Twitter message and unfairly blames him for the nation’s ills.” How dare they – everybody knows it’s Bush’s fault! His next fundraiser will be held in the Twilight Zone.

“The euro Titanic has now hit the iceberg and sadly there simply aren’t enough life boats.”

“The euro Titanic has now hit the iceberg and sadly there simply aren’t enough life boats.” “A hundred billion [euros] is put up for the Spanish banking system, and 20 per cent of that money has to come from Italy. And under the deal the Italians have to lend to the Spanish banks at 3% but to get that money they have to borrow on the markets at 7%. It’s genius isn’t it. It really is brilliant.” Well, if the goal is to accelerate the onset of a disaster, it should work like a charm.

“Crying Man” calls talk show; crashes and burns

“Crying Man” calls talk show; crashes and burns. “Mike, a left-wing Madison protester, appeared on CNN. With great emotion, he announced to all Americans that the left’s failure to recall Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker June 5 means that ‘democracy is dead.'” Well yeah, democracy is when the left wins, ain’t it?

Parents at progressive school in a panic

Blue Man Group
Parents at progressive school in a panic. At the Blue School, a $32,000-per-year private charter school in Manhattan founded by the Blue Man Group, where kids of progressive parents can decide their own curriculum and their own daily attendance schedule, parents are in a lather because their kids aren’t learning to read. Gee, who would’ve guessed that would happen?

Michael Bloomberg, Soda Jerk

Michael Bloomberg, Soda Jerk. “The truth is that people who enjoy Twinkies and cola turn off Bloomberg, a rich man with an ultra-yuppie sensibility. But he can’t simply outlaw their preferences and mandate his.” A ruse is needed – to Bloomberg, “…gov’t spending has made health care a common concern—one he has to address by vetting individuals’ diets.” “But public costs are simply a ruse for control freaks like Bloomberg to foist their personal choices on everybody else.”

Joan Rivers not crazy about Obama tax increases either

Like Jon Lovitz, Joan Rivers not crazy about Obama tax increases either. “I think if I work very hard, I should be able to gather the fruits of my labor. And I think if you’re not about to work, you should get minimal and leave me alone.” “…I’m really not interested in a woman who has 95 children and has 95 husbands. I think the Chinese have it right: You each have one children, two children and you take care of them.” Sounds like racist, Tea Party code to us.

Obama Schedule – Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Obama Schedule – Tuesday, June 12, 2012

11:00 am || Receives the Presidential Daily Briefing
11:45 am || Departs the White House
1:20 pm || Speaks at a fundraiser; private residence, Owings Mills, Maryland
2:35 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Hyatt Regency, Baltimore, Maryland
3:45 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Hyatt Regency, Baltimore, Maryland
4:45 pm || Departs Baltimore
5:20 pm || Arrives Philadelphia
6:10 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
7:45 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
9:05 pm || Attends a fundraiser; Franklin Institute, Philadelphia
10:20 pm || Departs Philadelphia
11:20 pm || Arrives White House

Damn, three shows in both Baltimore and Philly. Good thing he doesn’t have a job or anything, it’d be tough to get that much time off and not get fired.

Sen. Cornyn calls for Holder’s resignation

Sen. Cornyn calls for Holder’s resignation. Senator and former judge accuses Att’y Gen’l Snidely Whiplash of stonewalling on the probe of the cyberattack-related national security leaks coming out of the WH as well as Fast n’ Furious. BTW, the House will vote on contempt proceedings next week. Issa expects 31 Dems to join with GOP members in finding Holder in contempt of Congress.

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