I HATE THE MEDIA ™

In wake of jobs disaster, Obama departs for six fundraisers. “A mere hour after the catastrophic unemployment report came in, the failed president hopped aboard Air Force One at your expense to attend a mind-numbing six fundraisers.” One whose ticket price is $50K a head. Hey, he’s gotta get some of that loot before it all disappears into mattresses thanks to the booming recovery he’s led us into.

Obama debuts bold, brilliant economic plan. Well, what about those folks with wind-powered furnaces that don’t use thingamajigs? Maybe they cah buy fire whatchamacallits for their Chevy Volts.

Obama snubs Lech Walesa. And damn near everyone and everything else. We caught a headline this morning that said, “Obama snubs Lech Walesa.” Something in the back of our heads said, “Hmmmm. That headline has a familiar ring to it”, so we Googled the phrase “Obama snubs”. Holy crap, it generated 427,000 hits. In just the first fifteen pages of results we found:

Obama snubs Zardari
Obama snubs Pakistan
Obama snubs Vaclav Havel
Obama snubs Merkel
Obama snubs Georgian President
Obama snubs Biden
Obama snubs subpoena for ATF
Obama snubs domestic shippers
Obama snubs nation’s heroes
Obama snubs Gordon Brown
Obama snubs VFW convention
Obama snubs hip-hop
Obama snubs Britain
Obama snubs Issa
Obama snubs individual freedom
Obama snubs foreign OEMs
Obama snubs Mark Kirk
Obama snubs St Louis Cardinals
Obama snubs the Brown Palace again
Obama snubs an ally
Obama snubs Clinton
Obama snubs most African leaders
Obama snubs gridiron journalists again
Obama snubs hardworking college students
Obama snubs Europe
Obama snubs Elizabeth Warren
Obama snubs Congress
Obama snubs Clegg’s request for meeting
Obama snubs Royal Society
Obama snubs Bush
Obama snubs PM Stephen Harper
Obama snubs Cantor
Obama snubs wounded soldiers
Obama snubs in Oslo
Obama snubs 9/11 family member
Obama snubs the BSA
Obama snubs ballot challenge
Obama snubs Budweiser
Obama snubs Hurricanes
Obama snubs Reagan
Obama snubs European unity
Obama snubs Texas
Obama snubs videogames

It should come as no surprise that a man who refers to himself as The One should look at others with great disdain but, Good lord, man, is there anything animate or inanimate that Barack Hussein Obama hasn’t snubbed?

427,000 is a big number. It makes it sounds like there’s a whole lotta snubbing’ goin’ on in this White House. We didn’t want to draw any unfair conclusions from that number, however, so we also Googled “Bush snubs” for comparison purposes and and that phrase generated a mere 26,800 hits.

Then we noticed that the first page of search results included references to Reggie Bush and Jeb Bush so we did a second search for “Bush snubs”, “President” and “George”. That reduced the total to just 11,100. It’s reasonable to assume, we think, that a goodly number of those hits may have referred to George H.W. Bush, but what the hell. Let’s go with 11,100.

The difference is stark. In 3.5 years, Barack Hussein Obama, the haughtiest President in history, has snubbed people, places and things 38 times as often as his predecessor did in 8 years. 38 freakin’ times more often in less than half the time.

One can only hope that on Monday, January 21, 2013 the nation’s newspapers run a headline in the same genre that reads, “Obama snubs Romney’s inauguration”.

NBA star DeShawn Stevenson installs ATM in his kitchen. “For the sports star who has everything there remains one tiresome problem – how do you get hold of your millions without having to leave the house?” Well, you never can tell when you’ll need some quick cash to tip the cabbie who drove you down from the bedroom or something.

DC Comics decides Green Lantern is gay. Remember when comic books were just comic books? When a boy could read his comic and dream about being a hero? And a girl could decide whether she wanted to be Betty or Veronica? No political agenda being shoved down your throat? Those days are gone. Comics are part of the liberal spin machine now.

Jobs report flop: 69K added vs, 150K “expected.” April revised downward from 115K to 77K. Headline unemployment nbr ticked back up to 8.2%. Not even Obama’s favorite “independent economist” Mark Zandi can spin this disaster. “There’s nowhere to hide on this one”. Well, Bush was at the White House the other day, it’s probably his fault….

Mitt Romney visits Solyndra amid attack on Obama jobs record. ABC says “surprise” visit: “Two years ago President Obama was here to tout this building and this business as a symbol of the success of his stimulus,” said Romney, stepping off a bus and onto the public sidewalk in front of the Solyndra buildings just outside Silicon Valley. “Well you can see that it’s a symbol of something very different today.” People who live in glass white houses shouldn’t throw axelrods.

Axelrod heckled during speech in… Boston. Axelrod intended to attack Romney’s record as guv there, ends up getting heckled by protesters yelling “Solyndra!” and “Where are the jobs?” Reportedly they also shouted “5 more months” although that’s not discernable on this clip. Axelrod then attempts to imitate Jack Nicholson in “A Few Good Men” and retorts, “You can’t handle the truth!” Smooth as a not-obvious-at-all comb-over.

Engineering student, 21, ‘stabbed and dismembered his roommate with knife then ate his brain and heart.’ First a zombie in Floriduh, now one in Baltimore. Must be Bush’s fault.

According to the CBO, Obama’s stimulus may have cost $4.1 million per job. Sure, that sounds expensive but hey, the good news is that all that stimulus money raised from the blood and sweat of hardworking Americans increased GDP by at least 0.1 percent, and lowered unemployment by at least 0.1 percent. Whoopee!

Americans’ heads are getting bigger – in just 150 years, the volume of the average skull has grown by the size of a tennis ball. Finally! An explanation for all the fat heads in Washington, DC!

Obama campaign to donors: Get off sidelines and send money now. “‘It’s go time. It’s time to step it up,’ added a top Democrat involved with one of the outside groups working to reelect the president, who said the rallying cry wasn’t a ‘sense of defeat or a sense of demoralization. It’s just the reality.'” Another reality is that Obama has been a miserable failure and that is trumping the other realities.

MoveOn warns “We might have to pull the plug.” “MoveOn, a giant in the progressive political world and an early endorser of Barack Obama in 2008, warns that it might have to ‘pull the plug’ on key campaigns to help Obama and Senate Democrats if its 7 million members don’t pony up with at least $5.” Well, the problem is thanks to Obama and the Senate Democrats, most of its 7 million members don’t HAVE $5. Damned irony again.

Take this, Elizabeth Warren! Warren bragged about nursing during her bar exams, but how about these two soldiers nursing in uniform? And one of them has twins! The only question is, with all the strict rules about what you can and cannot do in a uniform of the United States military, how is that bureaucrats forgot to say, “You may not whip out a breast and feed an infant while sitting on a park bench wearing your uniform?”

Panicky Ed Schultz predicts: If Romney wins, there’ll “never be a Democratic president again.” Icing on the cake.

‘Machine gun nests and unprecedented security’ for secretive Bilderberg meeting of captains of industry and government leaders. All we can say is it could be awesome if OWS shows up to protest.

Lost photos prove Greenland’s ice was melting FASTER 80 years ago than today. Tomorrow’s headline? James Hansen’s and Al Gore’s noses mysteriously grow a foot.

Romney surrogate Sununu destroys Trump-obsessed Soledad O’Brien. Fighting fire with fire. Sniff, sniff… somethin’ burnin’ in here? Yup.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sff5QFZWczs

Polygamist paedophile Warren Jeffs has a revelation in prison: Don’t abuse women . Sure, now that his bunghole is a few sizes larger and he knows how it feels to be on the receiving end, he has a revelation. Justice indeed!

Minority voting rights under threat from ID laws, attorney general warns. So, is what he’s really saying in a nutshell is that the only way a lot of minorities can vote is if fraudulent practices are allowed?

State Reports Show Speeding Not a Significant Cause of Accidents. Out of 2.7 million traffic accidents recorded in twenty-five states over the course of a year, only 1.6 percent were caused by drivers who exceeded the posted speed limit. So remember, speed kills….your bank account.

Warren: “I was the first nursing mother to take a Bar exam” in NJ. Gosh, how the hell does she even know that – is it somebody’s job to keep track of such things? Did the proctor check her bra for crib notes and, finding a baby instead say “Hey, that’s the first time somebody smuggled one of those in here”? But yeah, wow, what a groundbreaker – Ameila Earhart ain’t got nothin’ on her.

North Carolina orders blogger to stop giving dietary advice. According to the state, you can’t talk about diet unless you’re a licensed dietitian. Yes, it sounds tyrannical and yes, it sounds like a violation of free speech rights, but wait: turns out there’s a bright side! This means that Michelle Obama is a criminal and can be arrested at the Democrat National Convention in Charlotte in September.

Cherokees demand truth from Elizabeth Warren. “It is ridiculous that wannabes, like Elizabeth Warren and Ward Churchill, in these powerful academic positions have to do something wrong in order for anyone to care that they are lying. Churchill made terrible statements about those who died in the 9/11 attack and plagiarized. Elizabeth Warren used her false claims to get ahead of other candidates using affirmative action she did not deserve. No one would care what Elizabeth Warren did if she wasn’t running for Congress, EXCEPT the Cherokees.” Put THAT in your stinkin’ cookbook.

White House Insider: Obama In Serious Trouble – And That Makes Him Very Dangerous. “Because if Obama doesn’t get that second term…the plan is left unfinished and in danger of being undone. And they are gonna be pissed. And that scares the sh-t out of Barack Obama. He owes these people. He owes them for everything. Everything he’s got – they gave to him. Everything. The guy’s Manchurian to the shoes on his feet.”