NBA star DeShawn Stevenson installs ATM in his kitchen. “For the sports star who has everything there remains one tiresome problem – how do you get hold of your millions without having to leave the house?” Well, you never can tell when you’ll need some quick cash to tip the cabbie who drove you down from the bedroom or something.

Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities
After 35 year career writing software for IBM mainframes, am now self-employed contractor thinking of joining a union and striking for higher wages. Cured morbid fear of heights when I learned to look at them as lengths standing on end. Uncompromising in refusal to accept browser cookies. Amateur investor who has accumulated a small fortune in the market after starting out years ago with a large one. For recreation, I run, hike, kayak and play tennis but will not consider synchronized swimming under any circumstances.
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