I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obama gives speech in front of Reno couple’s garage for some reason. Given his campaign’s voracious desire for money, we suspect Barry’s talking up the couple’s garage sale in return for 50% of the profits. Did we say 50%????

President Obama’s Wall Street problem. “The giant $2 billion trading loss at JPMorgan Chase highlights a central problem in President Barack Obama’s case for a second term: Four years after the financial crisis nearly brought the nation to its knees, very little appears to have changed.” Obama’s anti-Wall St rhetoric is basically just street theatre for the masses. The article hints at the central problem – JP Morgan Chase is run by a Democrat Obama supporter.

Former Obama Speechwriter to Pen White House Sitcom: This could be great. Clearly the man has demonstrated a certain proclivity for producing material that is largely laughable.

Newsweek makes Obama gay. Ya can’t make this stuff up… but the MSM certainly can.

Exclusive: Barack Obama’s High School Drug Dealer Claims Young Barry Stole His Bong, Still Owes Him for a Dime Bag. Don’t Bogart that bong my friend, please return it to me.

GAO: Recoverable oil in Colorado, Utah, Wyoming “about equal to entire world’s proven oil reserves.” If only we could get around the technical difficulties that hinder extraction, like figuring a way for Obama’s cronies to profit from it and getting his donors to ignore it.

President Obama’s onetime pastor Jeremiah Wright says he was offered money not to preach. “After the media went ballistic on me, I received an e-mail offering me money not to preach at all until the November presidential election.” Gee, the MSM shoulda held out for a few trillion in to ignore the story – they basically kept it quiet for free. Idiots.

Yet another warning that Greece will soon run out of money: Unfortunately we’ll probably be going greek sooner than we might suppose.

Blind N.J. Man Gets Guns Back Years After Police Took Them Away: Although we wouldn’t be surprised if the cops keep an eye on this fellow.

Socialist Hollande owns three homes on the Riviera. “Francois Hollande, 57, who ‘dislikes the rich’ and wants to revolutionise his country with high taxes and an onslaught against bankers, is in fact hugely wealthy himself.” How do you say “limosine liberal” in French? “Francois Hollande”, of course.

California deficit swells to $16 billion, governor says. “The shortfall has widened from the $9.2 billion Brown estimated in January, after lawmakers resisted the Democrat’s call for cost cuts, the federal government blocked other reductions and April income-tax revenue missed budget forecasts by $2 billion.” Yeah, they better start building that bullet train so the pols can all flee the state before it goes bankrupt.

Obama’s illegal immigrant uncle now eligible for a driver’s license – less than a year after drunk driving arrest. Dear President Obama, Please send your uncle some money so he can at least get rid of the leisure suit.

Obama, the social issues firebug. “Obama is scuttling around the forest, starting social issue fires left, right and center: the Sandra Fluke phone call, the Trayvon Martin speech, and now the gay marriage ‘evolution’. As each one takes hold, the Obama-friendly media arrives on the scene shouting ‘Fire!’ at the top of their lungs.” Firebugs often end up setting fire to their own butts. Just sayin’.

House Democrats received training this week on how to address the issue of race to defend government programs, according to training materials obtained by The Washington Examiner. After all their years of practice, they still need training for that????

Geraldo details TSA “rape” pat down: “My junk was junked.” Says the guy “was getting off on it.” And if you read the Washington Compost tomorrow, it’ll probably say the screener was Mitt Romney. GR has no love for the TSA – he lambastes the TSA’s “incompetence” for about 1:15 before he gets to the pat-down. (Video at the link.)

New book: Bill Clinton called Obama “incompetent”, urged Hillary to run in 2012. We don’t need a book to figure out Obama’s incompetent, but it’s nice to know Bill Clinton knows it too – makes his campaigning that much more effective. But the author is some GOP racist, right? Nope. Edward Klein is a NY Times bestselling non-fiction author, the former foreign editor of Newsweek and former editor-in-chief of The NY Times Magazine.

Strange Time cover features woman breastfeeding large kid: We wouldn’t be at all surprised if there was a hidden provision in Obamacare that forced Catholics to perform this very service for lonely law students at Georgetown.

324,000 Women Dropped Out of Labor Force in Last Two Months–As Number of Women Not in Labor Force Hits Historic High. As the Obama war on women rages on we can only wonder what Julia must be thinking about this.

Biden said to apologize to Obama for gay marriage remarks. Biteme apologized to Obama for making remarks that prompted the president to disclose his support for same-sex marriage before he planned to, according to an administration official. Biden’s press secretary said “The president has been the leader on this issue from Day One…” We hate to ask but someone has to… was Barry leading from the rear on this one too?

Young Obama bullied a female middle-school classmate. Incidents from the pre-adult history of the candidates are important; that is what we’d infer from the WaPo’s recent revelation of Romney’s alleged forcible cutting of a high-school classmate’s hair. (BTW, how come the WaPo is interested in what Romney may have done to a classmate in 1965 but doesn’t care about Obama’s DOJ sending across the border firearms that killed hundreds of Mexicans as well as US agents?) From “Dreams From My Father”, the best-selling book almost no one’s read:

Democrats having second thoughts about Charlotte for convention? Despite public assertions that the DNC is staying, angry reactions by the party’s rank-and-file to last Tuesday’s vote outlawing gay marriage in NC has Dem officials privately wondering if Charlotte is the best place to launch Barack II, The Sequel. Well, don’t go to West Virginia, BO barely beat a convict in the primary there.

How much do you owe government workers? In cities like St. Paul and Oakland, local governments are using tax surcharges and special levies to finance broken pension systems (Oakland’s went bust in the 1970s.) Author suggests home buyers consider asking real estate agents, “Just how much would I owe your government workers?” before buying. That’s gonna really help the housing market in states like California and Illinois.

Lugar fallout: time to repeal the 17th Amendment? The 17th took election of US Senators from state legislatures in favor of the general public. Michael Walsh says it’s has made the Senate an insular club whose members’ allegiances lie with one another rather than their constituents and tipped the balance of power from the states to the feds. He’s right about the insularity and the balance of power but we’re not sure repealing the 17th would change that. Here’s a website if you’re interested.

Why France has so many 49-employee companies. Here’s a hint: it has something to do with a truckload of government regulations that take effect once a company has 50 employees. FYI: Obamacare, aka “The POS Nobody Read”, has a mandate that takes effect once a company gets 50 employees. Just sayin’.

Lawyer: More John Travolta Sex Scandal. Obviously he thought he was switching from Urban Cowboy to that of the midnight variety . . . should have stuck with the mechanical bull.