I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obama’s labor secretary, Hilda Solis, authorizes new posters featuring a photo of her marching alongside Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. Welcome to the United Democrat States of America; government of the Democrats, by the Democrats and for the Democrats.

China’s Getting Our Oil Because of Obama, Says Canada PM. “…shows there will be major consequences from what the Obama administration clearly believed was a harmless little political game it could play with the Keystone XL permitting.” Yeah, the Democrat-media complex’s current truth is that a president can’t do anything about high gas prices – except cause them, that is.

Priceless – LA radio host decimates Debbie over her choice of LA mayor Villaraigosa as DNC convention chair. “I really find your comments disappointing and borderline offensive,” Wasserman-Schultz told [790 KABC’s Doug] McIntyre. Just her way of saying they’re absolutely true (as well as being pretty funny.)

Dog bites man again: another Obama-supported solar energy company bites the dust. Solar Trust for America received $2.1 billion in conditional loan guarantees from the DOE – “the largest amount ever offered to a solar project,” according to non-car owner Steven Chu – for a project near Blythe, CA, but declared bankruptcy within a year. Maybe we should stop calling it “bankruptcy” and start calling it “solar-ruptcy.” Or better yet, “Obama-ruptcy.”

Murtha Airport, brought to you by American taxpayers. John Murtha, screwing the tax payers eternally. We bet he’ll be voting for Obama in November, too. Where’s that crackdown on government waste Obama?

Rasmussen: Even if it survives the Court, Obamacare is doomed. The pollster says “an approach that increases consumer choice has solid support and a plan that relies on mandates and trusting the government cannot survive” and thus Obamacare will die even if the SCOTUS or the GOP don’t kill it. An encouraging sentiment, but we think Scott is optimistic to assume the government still gives an airborne fornication what the public actually wants. It sure didn’t in 2010.

Russian spy was close to member of Obama inner circle. A British television series titled “Modern Spies” will reveal that Anna Chapman, the Russian spy arrested and deported by the FBI in 2010, was close to compromising a member of the Obama inner circle. Since they don’t mention the name of the official dilly-dallying with Anna, one wonders. And now that pictures of Anna Chapman are all over the Internet, one also wonders what he was waiting for.

Obama: “My entire career has been a testimony to American exceptionalism.” Undoubtedly perjured testimony.

French-owned service company Sodexo slaps SEIU with RICO suit. Suit alleges that the SEIU, in an effort to “organize” the company’s employees, employed tactics like “throwing plastic roaches onto food being served by Sodexo USA at a high profile event.” You know, the typical leftist “reality-based” arguments.

Good news: IRS hiring more agents to enforce Obamacare. Overlooked in all the “good” news about Obamacare is that it significantly increases the amount of personal info we’ll need to share with our buddies at the IRS. If the SCOTUS doesn’t kill this POS, just give us the pain pills NOW and let us get it over with.

Matt Lauer To Palin: “Are You Reading Some Newspapers?” Someone should remind Matt Lauer that this is the 21st century and the well informed person doesn’t have time to wait around for the printing presses to catch up with the rest of the world. In fact just about the only thing a newspaper is good for these days is as the final resting place for whatever it is that awful hairpiece of his is crapping out at the moment.

Van Jones: Obama wouldn’t lose black vote if he came out as gay. So is Obama gay? Of course not (and don’t you dare look in that closet on your way out!)

GSA head resigns amid reports of lavish spending. $3,200 for a mind reader? Must have been so expensive because those government employee heads were hard to get at where the sun don’t shine.

Obama warns ‘unelected’ supreme court not to strike down healthcare law. We now wonder how many times Obama will throw ‘unelected’ SCOTUS under the bus before they decide to check into him being an un-citizen?

Origin of Left and Right. Finally an explanation of the true difference between Democrats and other assorted Left-Wingers (AKA the left) and Republicans and other assorted conservatives (AKA the right). “The heart of the wise inclines to the right, but the heart of the fool to the left.” Ecclesiastes 10:2 (NIV) “Thus sayeth the Lord.”

Enhanced video appears to reveal a pair of gashes or welts on Zimmerman’s head. With the media putting in the due diligence that should have been committed to long before now it is easy to figure a couple of things might be going on here: A. They’re milking this story for all that it is worth. B. The whole thing is about to break in a way they never anticipated and it is time to step in front of the curve.

Top Obama campaign donor accused of fraud: It might be best to focus on the positive aspects of this story. Most notably that in this instance the Obama contributor was only defrauding a somewhat willing participant and not the entirety of the American tax paying public.

Good News: EPA’s New ‘Human-Friendly’ Pesticides Responsible for the Great Bee Die-Off. Looks like the ecotards at the EPA are at it again. Nothing to worry about! We can always switch to eating Soylent Green!

7 California youths arrested in attack on teen. Not to worry though, the victim didn’t look like the proverbial Obama son . . . no need for national soul searching here.

Trayvon Martin case: Screams on 911 tape aren’t George Zimmerman’s: experts. Zimmerman claimed it was him screaming. If this is true, it doesn’t bode well for Zimmerman or his credibility.

Disney Epcot sacrifices fat villains to political correctness. The National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance objected (between cheeseburgers no doubt) to the fat villains in Epcot’s “Habit Heroes” exhibit which was an attempt to get kids to stop eating. So Disney shuttered the attraction. For the first time in history, PC cartoon characters violate PC standards and are executed by the PC police.

NBC Jumps the Shark on George Zimmerman. When Mother Jones calls them on it, they must think it’s going too far even for them and that NBC committed a serious breach of the public trust. NBC should change their name to National Bullshitting Corporation.

OBAMA IMPEACHED! Today Congress impeached President Obama for excessive bowing before other world leaders. Joe Biden in anticipation, reportedly books Air Farce One for an initial trip to a secret Beverly Hill’s hair clinic and then for 5 months of vacations to Hawaii, Vegas, Tahiti, the Seychelles and Monaco……happy April Fools Day!

Obama’s top two energy advisers on taxpayer-funded junkets to Tokyo, Paris. This April Fool’s joke is on the taxpayers.

Tom Brokaw to Appear on Chinese Communist Television. After so many years with NBC News this “jounolist” should feel right at home.