I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Obama to Save Economy With…More Tourist Visas? Yes! Brainiac Obama has used his super thinking powers to conclude that Americans would  much rather have low-paying minimum wage jobs catering to tourists than high paying jobs working on oil pipelines and drilling in the gulf.

Tornado watch in South Carolina counties. This has to be a Democrat plot to keep Newt voters at home.

Nigeria violence: Scores dead after Kano blasts. They should award Nigeria the Nobel Everlasting Peace Prize.

Consumer group Public Knowledge accused Motion Picture Association of America head, former Sen. Chris Dodd, of trying to intimidate lawmakers into supporting two controversial anti-piracy bills. Ya know, it’s long past time someone investigated the Sweetheart of Countrywide’s role in the mortgage bubble of the last decade. Just a suggestion.

Arizona’s state legislature will open its own investigation into the Obama administration’s disgraced gun-running program, known as “Fast and Furious,” the speaker of the state House said Friday. Wait’ll Hitler finds out about this.

OBAMA HAS GEORGIA ON HIS MIND: COURT WILL HEAR ELIGIBILITY CASE. We won’t hold our breath that Obama will appear, as no doubt someone will pull some executive privilege out of their ass and make it stick to the ceiling.

In turning down Keystone, the President has uncovered an ugly little secret that has always lurked beneath the surface of environmentalism. Its basic appeal is to the affluent. “As the Forest Service used to say, the person who built his mountain cabin last year is an environmentalist. The person who wants to build one this year is a developer.” Obama is for the one percent!

Companies plot their way around Obama’s Keystone decision. TransCanada may opt for building a pipeline to carry shale oil from Montana’s Bakken formation to the Gulf Coast. An all-US pipeline doesn’t require federal approval. When complete, Obama will either be a full-time golfer or a lame(r) duck – the company could then seek the permit to build the segment connecting the Canadian oil sands.

Probe of Volt fires ends: “Based on the available data, NHTSA does not believe that Chevy Volts or other electric vehicles pose a greater risk of fire than gasoline-powered vehicles.” And no, nobody ordered us to say that. You can trust us, we’re best friends with another government agency that owns 32% of GM stock, and we work for the golf-playing egomaniacal doofus who ordered them to buy it.

Organized crime-related deaths in one Mexican border state during the first nine months of 2011 exceed the number of Afghan civilians killed in roughly the same period in all of war-torn Afghanistan. Another place the French Army won’t be showing up in. BTW, here’s a msg to AG Eric Holder from Pablo: “gracias por las armas.” He said you’d understand.

Could SOPA violate freedom of religion? Wednesday was SOPA blackout day and Thursday the FBI raided and shut down Megaupload, so WWIII is clearly underway. Meanwhile, Sweden has officially recognized file-sharing as a religion, throwing a new twist into the mix.

Salman Rushdie cancels trip to India after death threat. 25 yrs after publication of “The Satanic Verses”, Salman Rushdie still getting death threats. This one was undoubtedly precipitated by Sarah Palin and other Tea Partiers using the word “target.”

Last night on American Idle: President Obama sings Al Green at the Apollo Theater. Obama, on a fundraising tour (surprise!), stopped off at the Apollo where he sang a few bars of Al Green’s “Let’s Stay Together.” Why not, he spent most of the night singing “Money!” This guy is such a ham, he sleeps in pineapple glaze pajamas….

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=T-hDt2E8MoE

Bill Clinton on MSNBC: It’s “our version of Fox”. Surely Clinton can’t be this dumb. If MSNBC was the only network they had in their TARP lined pockets then Obama wouldn’t be President today and Slick Willie would probably be a janitor at a seedy strip club in Hot Springs.

Solyndra caught destroying millions of dollars in new parts. According to the new correct truth it is wrong to attack Obama over the half a billion dollars he stole for his cronies at Solyndra. It is wrong because Solyndra is nowhere near as despicable as Bain Capital. We will have to disagree with Dear Leader’s logic here. In our estimation low cost office supplies are always preferable to high priced trash. And we’re not just talking about the variety taking up residence at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

http://youtu.be/iHQdzjuFm6s

French plan ‘Napoleonland’ theme park which will stage daily re-enactments of Battles of Waterloo and Trafalgar. Leave it to the French to come up with a theme park based on retreats. Will all the rides go backwards?

Ozone hole above the Arctic has actually been caused by COLD weather, say scientists after high-altitude aircraft survey. Paging Al Gore! Paging Al Gore! Please report to the MSM immeditely and blame the cold in the Arctic on global warming.

They See Racists Everywhere … Yes, everywhere but where they really reside, which is in their mirrors.

Utah School Board says cougar mascot too offensive to women. Damn,
no wonder Mercury discontinued the car named after large cat. This Skool Bored must be Dodge fans ’cause they want the mascot to be “Charger” (hey, ain’t that insulting to overspending politicians?) How long before they won’t let us hang clothes in our closets because empty suits are too offensive to Obama?

Anonymous hackers claim to have crashed Justice Department website There is a right way to go about things. And a wrong way. Handing the administration their very own Reichstag Fire with which they can claim the need for sweeping emergency Internet powers would be the wrong way.

Newt might have some trouble proving his conservative bonafides, but he doesn’t have any trouble handing John King a swift kick in the butt. So kudos to Mr. Gingrich. And shame on the MSM. It is time they started acting like journalists. And not press agents for King Barry.

http://youtu.be/ZcYF5aNwUeI

Top Senate Republican wants Web bill shelved: Back in the 1930’s Congress created the FCC. Ostensibly this was with the intention of contending with issues of spectrum scarcity and guaranteeing that the communication infrastructure best served the interest of “the people”. From this inauspicious beginning was born an agency that has since been used to censor opinion, control the dissemination of information and place a muzzle on much of what did not agree with the contemporary DNC sanctioned truth. And now some in government want sweeping new powers to control the Internet. So good luck Senator Mitch McConnell. We need to put this bitch down.

Illinois has a backlog of more than $4.25 billion in unpaid bills ($8.5 if you count stuff like tax refunds and employee health insurance.) Well, the solution is to raise taxes. Gubbermint is about the useless crap the pols like to pretend we do together or something. Not so fast, wagyu beef breath. Last year, the state increased income taxes 67% as well as corporate taxes. OK, there’s only one thing left to do: IT’S GEORGE BUSH’S FAULT!

New Obama ad defends energy policy, Solyndra. Ooooh, didja know “secretive oil billionaires” are attacking Presidente Obama? Scary. But he’s gallantly defending our right to buy expensive oil from countries that hate us instead of cheap stuff from our friends in Canada. And catch the dates on those blurbs endorsing his “ethics”… almost as out of date as a Sears Christmas catalog.

“President Obama blames the press for creating the image that he’s aloof and disconnected from the rest of Washington…” Yeah, how dare the Mostly Fellating Media make an incompetent buffoon who spends most of his time playing golf and/or vacationing seem like he doesn’t give a sh*t about anything. It’s soooo unfair.