I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Cain Campaign Claims Son Of New Accuser Works At Politico. “Herman Cain’s campaign chief of staff Mark Block, on FOX News’ “Hannity” claims the candidate’s latest accuser, Karen Kraushaar, has a son that works for Politico.” Think that might explain the 90 stories about Herman Cain on Politico since October 30th? Talk about a setup.

Obama Couldn’t Wait: His New Christmas Tree Tax. Obama isn’t just the President anymore, he’s also the Grinch who stole Christmas. Gonna tax Halal food too Obama?

One woman who accused Cain of sexual harassment now works for Obama. We don’t know what is more amazing. The stink of Obama corruption tainting this accusation. Or the fact that Barry actually managed to get someone a job.

In situations of the he-said/she-said variety sometimes it is helpful to step back and use history as a method of gaining some perspective. To this end we would like to show you what it looks like when a powerful politician lies about a sex scandal. We hope it will be helpful.

http://youtu.be/KiIP_KDQmXs

One Bruce Crumley in “Time”: Firebombed French Paper Is No Free Speech Martyr. “…hard to have much sympathy for the French satirical newspaper firebombed this morning, after it published another stupid and totally unnecessary edition mocking Islam.” So, pardon us if we don’t give a crap if somebody firebombs Bruce Crumley when he says something they don’t like. Basically, the idiot has just written an article justifying such violence. Just replace “Islam” with the easily-angered-group of your choice.

Unexpected: serial sexual harrasser who served two terms as president wants to repeal the 22nd Amendment which prevents him from serving a third term. Sure, why not president for life? We see how well it’s worked having tin pot dictators like Henry Waxman and Barney Frank as a permanent part of the scenery in Congress. We’d prefer more potted plants, personally.

Rove: Gloria Allred Gives “Credibility” To Cain’s Accuser. Rove is either desperate to put Cain out of the race so his boy Romney can run for President, or he’s flipped out.

Cain accuser Sharon Bialek lived in same building As David Axelrod. Sharon Bialek, Cain accuser: “I saw him in the gym. I mean — everybody nods to each other. It is friendly building but I never had any interaction with him.” Yeah, Chicago’s just one of those towns where everybody knows everybody else. Really, would Axelrod phony up a story like this using someone who lives in his building? That would either be stupid… or extremely arrogant.

Report: Cain Accuser Bialek Fired From NRA For False Accustations Of Sexual Assault. Oops! Anyone notice a pattern here? This keeps getting better almost by the minute.

Gingrich’s Deathbed Divorce? Not So says Daughter. As long as we’re on the sleazy and slanderous side of elections, here’s another false rumor about a Republican that needs to be put to bed. Newt did not serve papers on his wife while she was dying of cancer.

#OccupyWallStreet Protesters Go Topless. We, and others, would be more interested if this was Pamela Anderson instead of a pirates dream. Warning! Boobies in the video. Brain-wise and boob-wise.

Holder claims he never saw memos addressed to him. It brings back memories of Bill “I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Miss Lewinsky,” Clinton, to us.

Herman Cain fires back at accuser Sharon Bialek. “The fact is that Ms. Bialek has had a long and troubled history, from the courts to personal finances – which may help explain why she has come forward 14 years after an alleged incident with Mr. Cain, powered by celebrity attorney and long term Democrat donor Gloria Allred,” the email says.” We say don’t count Herman Cain out just yet.

In advance copy of testimony, Holder advocates for new gun-control laws that he says would have halted, or at least prevented, Operation Fast and Furious. Yeah, and having better people than Obama and Holder in office would’ve prevented it also. FYI: This scenario is discussed in a recent session with the possibly-fictional-but-sure-is-believeable “White House Insider.”

Gallup Poll: Conservatives 42%, Liberals 21% “Self-professed conservatives now outnumber self-professed liberals in the United States, 42 percent to 21 percent, according to a Gallup poll…” 37% call themselves moderate. Best way to create a conservative? Put a liberal in charge.

SoCal Street Cart Vendors Hurting After ‘Occupy’ Group Splatters Blood, Urine. “…they initially provided free food and drink to demonstrators, but when they stopped, the protesters became violent.” Socialism is great… until you run out of other people’s coffee and donuts.

Witness: Cain accuser hugged him during Tea Party meeting a month ago.“They [Cain and Bialek] hugged each other backstage in a full embrace like old friends.” The witness is Amy Jacobson, a radio co-host at WIND. Friends one month, enemies the next? BTW, Cain’s accuser Bialek is from Chicago. Interesting.

Alveda King, Martin Luther King Jr.’s niece, says her late uncle would not condone the Occupy Wall St movement or ACORN’s voter fraud. Knocks Jesse Jackson for comparing OWS to the 60s civil rights movement, saying the latter “was founded on prayer, peace, nonviolence and order, whereas the Occupiers began their protests out of frustration.” Yeah, judge not by the physical attributes (or politics?) but by the content of character. Today, that would be considered raaaaacist talk.

‘Herman Cain put his hand up my skirt’: Single mother goes public to accuse GOP favourite of sexual harassment. Gloria Allgreen Allred is out chasing ambulances again. We wonder how much she’ll extort settle with Cain for?

Individual CO2 emissions decline in old age. That’s not all that declines with old age. So, what this guy is saying is we don’t need to spend 100’s of billions on all these cap and trade schemes. All we need to do is wait for the baby boomers to get old and croak.

National Climatic Data Center data shows that the contiguous USA has not warmed in the past decade, summers are cooler, winters are getting colder. Great, Al Gore’s mansion is safe from flooding for a little while longer.

“Those Voices Don’t Speak for the Rest of Us”

Occupy Wall Street demonstrators have vowed they’re not leaving Zuccotti Park anytime soon, and their online agenda suggests they mean business — with events scheduled through Oct. 26, 2025. Yeah, they’ll be plenty employable with 14 years of sitting in a park under their belts. So it ain’t a total loss, maybe they can build a skyscraper out of their feces. We can almost guarantee if they’re still down there in 2025, they’ll likely be the only ones that are. If a nitwit bangs his drums in an empty city, does it make a sound? Who cares?

Three million Muslims attend annual hajj pilgrimage. Surely PETA will be out in force to stop the brutal ritual torture of thousands of animals. As an aside, just how many porta-potties would you need? Oh, wait. They just crap in the streets…

Mayor Rahm: City fines and fees double, triple for minor and major offenses. Play your radio too loud? $500 to $750! Weeds grow over 10″? $1,200 per day! “The mayor’s budget also includes a plan to raise the city’s hotel tax, impose a $2-weekday congestion fee on downtown and River North parking; double water and sewer rates over the next four years and lock in annual cost-of-living increases after that.” It’s NOT a tax you greedy conservatives! Those will be coming soon enough…