I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Libya’s liberation: interim ruler unveils more radical than expected plans for Islamic law. The word “unexpectedly” is not just for incorrect economic forecasts anymore!

San Bernardino, CA flooded in welfare funds. Nearly 46% of the people in San Bernardino are now getting some kind of welfare. It totals more than half a billion dollars annually.

Shootings increase in NYC thanks to OWS protests. NYC shootings up 154% in one week (vs. same week last year) and 28% month over month. High-ranking cops blame OWS protests – police are busy chasing idiots with drums instead of idiots with guns. (Memo to the NY Times: the poor and minorities are hardest hit.)

Is the US Declaration of Independence illegal? Hmmm, good question. Perhaps we should ask George Washington and Lord Cornwallis what they think.

Occupy Wall Street Parasites: North Korea Better than South Korea, Socialism to replace Capitalism. Proof that we need people to pass an IQ test before they can vote.

Gaddafi ‘Killer’: I shot him twice, in head & in chest. If this is really the guy will he be be prosecuted? From what we’ve seen on the news about what Libyan’s think about Ghaddafi and his torture regime he may be declared a national hero. Perhaps he should get Obama’s Nobel Peace Prize, after all he just put an end to a war with 4 bullets.

“The social contract exists so that everyone doesn’t have to squat in the dust holding a spear to protect his woman and his meat all day every day. It does not exist so that the government can take your spear, your meat, and your woman because it knows better what to do with them.” Well, the gubbermint gotta take enough of our spears, meat and women to pay “smart folk” like Obama and Elizabeth Warren because gubbermint is about the things we do together… such as paying “smart folk” like Obama and Elizabeth Warren. What do you mean “that’s circuitous”?

With so many of the OWS protesters aiming for communism we thought it might be enlightening to show how communists aim for protesters:

It’s the Joos! Hey, why didn’t anybody tell us Reverend Wright was going to be out protesting Wall Street today?

http://youtu.be/skUARWb9C8E

Perry Campaign Chartered a Plane Used in Drug-Smuggling Ring. Yawn, call us when Perry uses tax-payer money to buy guns for drug dealers that end up killing American citizens and law enforcement officers.

Libya’s transitional leader declares liberation, sets Islamist tone for future. Remember how much better the world was off after the Ayatollah Khomeini replaced the Shah in Iran? No, we don’t remember it going that way either. But at least Carter never used the power of the US Military to bring a nation under the oppressive boot of shariah law.

Jerry Brown: California economy has ‘tremendous dynamism.’ They don’t call him Moonbeam for nothing. 100’s of jobs is dynamism? Is Jerry losing it? In today’s news conveniently not noted by Jerry: East Bay Shed’s 4,000 jobs. California’s 12% unemployment rate is real dynamism, too, eh Jerry?

Clinton backs calls to investigate Gadhafi’s death. Yesterday it was “we came, we saw, he died” and lots of laughing. Today it’s investigate his death. Last week the US and the UN were trying to blow Gadhafi off the face of the planet. Today they’re worried about how he died. Effing amazing. Schizophrenia?

The Queen is coming perilously close to joining millions of her subjects in “fuel poverty” as energy bills for four palaces and a draughty castle absorb a rising share of her income. Seems to us one especially doofus-like member of the Royal Family has been actively promoting Al Gore’s climate con-game, driving up energy costs and abetting “fuel poverty”. To paraphrase a dead white English guy, “The fault lies not in our stars but in our selves – we shoulda used contraception.”

Kinde Durkee fraud case of leaves many California Democrats short of funds as election season looms. They’ve been stealing from the taxpayers for years, it’s good that they get a little taste of how it feels. Some call it fraud, others call it “karma.”

They want a slice of the occu-pie! Frustration -that they’re not getting their “fair share” of the panhandling going on with the Occupy Wall-Street movement- is leading to some tension with the protesters. One of the Whiney-Whine Percent has gone so far as to say ““The other day, I took in $2,000. I kept $650 for my group, and gave the rest to Finance. Then I went to them with a request — so many people need things, and they should not be going without basic comfort items — and I was told to fill out paperwork. Paperwork! Are they the government now?” Welcome to socialism Mr. Flea Bagger. What part of “From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs,” did you not understand?

A group claiming responsibility for hacking a Boston Police Dept. website said they support the Occupy Boston movement. “The group claimed they took aim at the Boston Police for their unprovoked brutality.” Barack Alinsky, the Keystone Democrats and the Potemkin media all sympathize with these idiots. Keep repeating that.

Who’d a thunk? Federal government’s free cell phone program cuts into prepaid cell phone industry sales. As highly-trained economists, we feel confident in telling you that everyone will stop buying cows when the government starts giving away milk and Bosco. Please send that Nobel Prize for Economics to us here at IHTM intergalactic headquarters.

OWS protesters occupy Obama crony Jeff Immelt’s front lawn. “GE’s CEO is one of President Obama’s biggest supporters and the current poster-child for crony capitalism. From Chevy Volts, to Obamacare, to selling critical aircraft technologies to Red China, Immelt’s been at the heart of it all.” Even a blind pig finds a truffle sometimes.

Scratch a Democrat, find someone who hates democracy. Rep. Jim Moran (D-VA) says that President Obama should “refinance every home mortgage” without bothering to ask congressional idiots (like himself) in order to “reset the economy.” Why not just burn down the Reichstag and declare emergency powers? It worked once before.

Every night before he goes to sleep, the president of the United States reads 10 letters from the pile of 20,000 sent to him by Americans every day. Sometimes, he writes back. He’s even, on occasion, included a check. “‘It’s not something I should advertise, but it has happened,’ President Barack Obama told reporter Eli Saslow, author of the new book, ‘Ten Letters: The Stories Americans Tell Their President.'” Betcha all of those letters with checks went to cronies like George Kaiser.

Barbara from Harlem – Patriot Powderkeg. Patriotic AMERICAN. Time for a feel good video…

We control it – and we’re gonna show it! Nov. 9th On that day, federal authorities are going to shut off all television and radio communications simultaneously at 2:00PM EST to complete the first ever test of the national Emergency Alert System (EAS). The “Outer Limits” of the Obama dictatorship!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWmkjdZhL9Y&feature=related

Venezuela’s Chavez says Muammar Qaddafi is ‘martyr.’ “Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez on Thursday expressed anger over the death of Muammar Qaddafi, calling it an “outrage” and saying the ousted Libyan strongman was a “martyr.” Gee Hugo, we just can’t wait until you get your very own personal martyrdom. Maybe you’ll get to be one of Muammar’s 72 virgins.

The Obama Administration Lied about Experts’ Opinions on Deep Sea Drilling Moratorium. Obama lied, drilling died. They not only lied, it appears they altered signed douments, which in our book is called forgery.