I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Woman dies after a hot beef injection into her face. Economy set to do the same as Obama prepares a hot pork injection he calls a “jobs bill”.

“Barack Obama is no Harry Truman,” Krauthammer said. “It’s not that complicated. Obama is in over his head.” From where we sit, he’s no Jimmy Carter, either. Maybe Merton Melnick…. Who’s Merton Melnick? Exactly.

9/11, minute by minute: Chaos and 1 man’s escape. A harrowing account from the 84th floor of the south tower. “I have this very clear vision of all my coworkers turning around and starting up the stairs,” Clark says. “And they all died.”

BBQ restaurant accidentally listed under ‘animal carcass removal’ sues phone book. Mmmm…the perfect synergy that should attract green diners for some green BBQ. It’s local food. Instead of wasting the carcass, they turn it into possum steaks and raccoonburgers. A win-win situation. We’ll pass on the Skunk Souffle.

More women turning to ‘sex surrogacy. It appears that Viagra, Cialis and even Smilin’ Bob aren’t making it with today’s women. This leaves us wondering why they just don’t call it what it is, which is male prostitution. Charlie Sheen? Were are you? We found you a job were you can get paid instead of the other way around.

Ford Drive One “Press Conference: Chris” Commerical. No government bailout, not union owned, no bondholders got screwed. A good reason to buy one. Ford does not stand for fix or refinance daily like some other car manufacturers.

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Help Al Gore create spam storm by lending him your Facebook and/or Twitter accounts! Seriously, it’s for the children the Climate Reality project! The real climate crisis is how to get it thru these nitwits’ thick heads that we’re not buying their crap so they just shut up and go away. Al can tweet until he’s green in the face but we won’t be taking him seriously until he sells his oceanfront mansion and moves to the top of a mountain.

Obama works on his stand-up act, says “This isn’t class warfare.” President Obama’s not known as a funny guy, yet his address to Congress contained one unintentionally funny line that made the Republicans actually laugh out loud. “This isn’t political grandstanding,” the President said. “This isn’t class warfare. This is simple math. These are real choices that we have to make.” He should have ended the address with “Thank you. Thank you very much. I’ll be here all week. Please tip your server.”

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzFtBh0dErY

House chairman upset about ‘backdoor amnesty’. Upon closer inspection we discover the story is about Onyango Obama. We saw the term “backdoor amnesty” and just assumed it was about Barney Frank.

A video history of liberals “toning down the rhetoric”. Asking liberals to tone down the rhetoric is like asking a zebra to tone down its stripes. Or asking Al Sharpton to tone down the stupidity. Or asking Ed Schultz to tone down the spittle. Or asking … well, you get the idea.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlIzfs0ZBJE

Hilarious if it weren’t so corrupt: White House-produced video calls Solyndra a Stimulus success story. Solyndra is to success as Barney Frank is to macho.

Al Gore don’t get no respect: Only 24% consider him an expert on global warming. Al Gore has turned into global warming’s answer to Rodney Dangerfield. “Despite winning a Nobel Prize and an Oscar for his work in the global warming area, most voters don’t consider former Vice President Al Gore an expert on the subject.The latest Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey of Likely Voters shows that just 24% of voters consider Gore an expert on global warming. Fifty-nine percent (59%) do not think Gore is an expert on the subject, an increase in skepticism of 12 points since March 2007.” In other words, the sex poodle has been neutered.

Arizona church is house of prostitution, police say. A church called the Phoenix Goddess Temple has been accused of being a house of prostitution, and a six-month undercover investigation has resulted in the arrests of 20 women and men who worked there, Phoenix police said Friday. Goddesses? We wonder if Charlie Sheen was their best customer?

The Big Gun Rights Case That May End Marijuana Prohibition. The Feds and Congress seem to think everything involves interstate commerce so they can get their hooks into it and trample over states rights. Look at gun control laws and Obamacare for two remarkable instances of why this case should be won.

Astronaut Frank Culbertson snapped a photo of smoke streaming from the WTC wreckage on 9/11/2001.“I didn’t know exactly what was happening, but I knew it was really bad because there was a big cloud of debris covering Manhattan,” Culbertson said in a new video released by NASA for the 10th anniversary of the attacks. “That’s when it really became painful because it was like seeing a wound in the side of your country, of your family, your friends.” A larger image plus more pics at the link.

White House spams reporters’ inboxes after Obama’s jobs speech“The White House really wants you to know that the $447 billion jobs plan that President Obama outlined in a speech to a joint session of Congress Thursday night has support–that is, from unions, liberal groups and other Democrats.” Unprecedented, a broad base of public support, sounds like everyone from the liberal to the very liberal is behind it. That’s everyone, ain’t it?

Star Trek took place 350 years in the future. Imagine what 2011 America would look like to people living 1658! Utopia! Today’s “underpriviledged” American lives better than any king did in 1658. So why isn’t this “utopia”? “Let’s face it, our evolutionarily programmed drive to dominate and control other human beings will always drive us to invent new problems as a pretext for dominating others.” Utopia will never be achieved because it’s really just a pretext for control-freaks to obtain power.

After 3 years, NY Times discovers Sarah Palin is an anti-establishment populist. “She made three interlocking points. 1) the United States is now governed by a “permanent political class,” drawn from both parties, that is increasingly cut off from the concerns of regular people. 2) these Republicans and Democrats have allied with big business to mutual advantage to create what she called “corporate crony capitalism.” 3) the real political divide in the United States may no longer be between friends and foes of Big Government, but between friends and foes of vast, remote, unaccountable institutions (both public and private).” Exactly.

Should food stamp recipients be able to buy taxpayer-financed meals at fast food restaurants? One restaurant company thinks so.When gubbermints start givin’ out free stuff, all sorts of people get in line. Many may think it’s a bad idea but see others getting free stuff at their expense so they join the line. Soon everybody’s on line, and that’s when the whole mess implodes.

First lady Michelle Obama visits US Open. So glad Michelle got to see the US Open – a dramatic contrast to the many US businesses with signs that say “closed”.

Another reason the Democrats are going to lose Anthony Weiner’s seat in Congress. According to the latest poll, Republicans are about to pull off the upset of the century by picking up Anthony Weiner’s former Congressional seat in a district with a 3-to-1 advantage for the Democrats.

For god’s sake, man, this should not surprise anyone. David Weprin, the Democrat candidate, looks exactly like Jeffrey Jones, the actor best known for (1) playing the principal in Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, (2) being convicted for possession of child porn, and (3) Palling around with Pee Wee Herman, who was first convicted of, as George Costanza said in Seinfeld, “pleasuring himself” in a movie theater, and later convicted of possession of child porn.

Seriously, can you tell one from the other?

Shariah court in Nigeria orders 2 men be amputated. Byebye right hand. They’re damn lucky they weren’t caught “messin’ wit da sheep”!

Anti-Bob Turner Ad Featuring Airplane Ominously Buzzing Manhattan: Slightly Terrorist-y? The DCCC has since removed the skyline of Manhattan… but seriously? What were they thinking? Oh, wait. Rhetorical question. There is no bottom to the pit of liberal impertinence.

Trumka: The “unity” of 9/11/2001 all gone thanks to the “small governement posse” and the Koch Brothers The 10-yr anniversary of a national tragedy is a good time to rehash all the Democrat talking points in one convenient, easy-to-carry little rant. This guy would have you believe the Tea Party is Karl Rove, The Koch Bros. and a few paid trolls and 90% of the Americans still working rely on his union to ensure those great bennies he won for them keep coming. What happens when his meds wear off?

Florida ‘vampire’ attacks senior citizen at vacant Hooters. This guy obviously didn’t read the Hooters Handbook – RULE #27: Never enter a vacant establishment for a late night bite!