I HATE THE MEDIA ™

A Frenchman has been ordered to pay his ex-wife £8,500 in damages for failing to have enough sex with her during their marriage. The economies of Europe are collapsing but the enlightened gubbermints there can take time out from their busy schedule of FAILURE to diddle with married folks’ diddling. BTW, WHO defines how much is enough? Is it the same amount in Germany as in France or Belgium? Was the amount agreed to in the Maastricht Treaty? Does this give anyone a clue as to WHY Europe is failing? Anyone? Bueller?

450 days after election, still no govt in Belgium. They might be on to something… and it’s not just waffles. February 2010 – the most productive month in Washington D.C. thanks to 30 inches of snow.

Europeans are plagued by mental and neurological illnesses, with almost 165 million people or 38 percent of the population suffering each year from a brain disorder such as depression, anxiety, insomnia or dementia, according to a large new study. Before the utopia formerly known as the USSR fell apart like a poorly designed healthcare plan, the Soviet heaven on earth had the highest rate of alcoholism in the world. Folks who couldn’t afford potable booze drank brake fluid, anti-freeze and/or methanol. Let’s see… a spiritually, intellectually and economically bankrupt nanny state run by a bunch of self-stlyed technocratic elitist nitwits…. nah, must be a coincidence.

The election to replace Anthony Dick Weiner is thisclose. Dem candidate David Weprin has been running an “owl” campaign (Barack Whooo?) but Organizing for America director Jeremy Bird can’t take a hint. He sent out an email blast last week calling on Obama supporters to stump for his “strong ally” Weprin… Obama still under the delusion voters can’t get enough of him. With “friends” like Barack Obama, political enemies are redundant, just ask Jon Corzine or Martha Coakley.

Union thug Jimmy Hoffa Jr: “President Obama, this is your army. We are ready to march. Let’s take these son of bitches out and give America back to an America where we belong.” When Hoffa says “take these son of bitches out” we don’t think he’s talking about going down to the malt shop and asking for two straws.

Woman’s breast implant explodes during paintball: New high-impact sports risk? This could be devastating to Hooter’s! If this continues they may have to change the name to Hooter.

“You Lost the War” 9/11 Demonstration. Jaw, meet floor. Muslims plan a victory celebration in London during the moment of silence for the 9/11 attack.

An Iranian official has announced that U.S. filmmaker Michael Moore plans to visit Iran in autumn. “He has asked [for permission] to travel to Iran, and we are trying to invite him to the Cinema Verite,” said Deputy Culture Minister for Cinematic Affairs Javad Shamaqdari. “Trying to invite him” means they are having trouble rounding up the requisite number of cheesebugers. Will we be seeing a movie critical of the repressive Iranian regime entitled “Mahoud and Me”? Fat chance.

Fonda’s second husband, Tom Hayden, a Left-wing activist with a bulbous nose and acne-scarred cheeks, had forbidden her to have either a washing machine or dishwasher. Far too bourgeois. She couldn’t even wear her Cartier wristwatch any more, because Hayden disliked any show of possessions. So she’d replaced it with a cheaper Timex. Fonda “subjugated” herself to Hayden because she was so enthralled with his left-wing principles. This proves what we’ve said all along – these people really don’t have any brains whatsoever. Hayden fantasized that he was presidential material; at least we dodged THAT bullet.

“I’m talking about a jobs program of a trillion dollars or more. We’ve got to put Americans to work. That’s the only way to revitalize this economy,” Rep. Maxine Waters (D-CA) told NBC’s “Meet the Press.” Yeah, because the last trillion-dollar fiscal enema worked so well… at least for the pols and their cronies. who were like a bunch of pork-barrel pigs in you-know-what. Stuck on stupid? BTW, why is MTP talking to Waters about this stuff? Is Obama stuck in a quicksand trap or something?

“Our situation is extremely serious,” the postmaster general, Patrick R. Donahoe says. “If Congress doesn’t act, we will default.” Labor represents 80 percent of the agency’s expenses, compared with 53 percent at United Parcel Service and 32 percent at FedEx, its two biggest private competitors. Damn Al Gore for inventing the internet!

Australia’s creative solution to the illegal alien problem: Boat people are flooding onto the shores of Australia and the Aussies put them in refugee camps until they can figure out what to do with them. Guys who look like your grandfather claimed to be minors, hoping to be granted asylum. Until, that is, the Aussies said, “No more cigarettes for minors.” All of a sudden nicotine-addicted 12-year olds admitted they were adults and said, “Go ahead. Deport me, but don’t cut off my ciggies.” If we tried that in this country, it would end up in court with the Surgeon General one one side, Homeland Security on the other, and the ACLU looking back and forth in the middle trying to figure out which side it should be on.

Time reporter insisted Solyndra was healthy just nine weeks ago and berated Republicans who questioned it. The boys over at Verum Serum have nailed Michael Grunwald, the Time reporter who just nine weeks ago criticized Republicans for doubting the financial wisdom of doling out $500-some million to Solyndra. Now that it turns out Solyndra is Bernie Madoff’s corporate doppelganger, only one question remains: How would you like your crow prepared, Mr. Grunwald?

“… according to Gallup, the fastest growing demographic party label was former Democrat.” Here’s a devastating paragraph from Salon.com: “Obama has ruined the Democratic Party. The 2010 wipeout was an electoral catastrophe so bad you’d have to go back to 1894 to find comparable losses. From 2008 to 2010, according to Gallup, the fastest growing demographic party label was former Democrat. Obama took over the party in 2008 with 36 percent of Americans considering themselves Democrats. Within just two years, that number had dropped to 31 percent, which tied a 22-year low.” So it turns out we can thank President Obama for two things: Driving people away from the Democrat party and giving us Joe Biden, the comedy gift that keeps on giving.

U.S. Labor Secretary Hilda Solis admits she’s ignorant about job creation in Texas, then proves she’s wrong about everything else. Wow. Just wow. We’ve come to expect our politicians to be liars, but we also expect them to be good liars. Solis has obviously mastered the former, but failed at the latter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y7t2f8k5W0E

When you’ve lost Robert Redford… It’s a sad day when your sorry butt gets abandoned by a has-been Hollywood actor. Robert Redford, speaking of President Obama, said, “Like so many others, I’m beginning to wonder just where the man stands.” The answer, Robert, is that he doesn’t stand. He sits and watches the world go up in flames, rising only occasionally to pour a little more gasoline on the fire.

Heartache for Chris Matthews: Liberal panelists agree that Obama’s “biggest mistake” was ObamaCare. Like this is some sort of secret just revealed for the first time? Poor Chris Matthews just seems disheartened when liberal columnist Howard Fineman says ObamaCare was the President’s biggest mistake and other panelists agree.

America’s 14 million unemployed aren’t just competing with each other for jobs, they’re also up against 8.8 million part-timers who want full-time work. When (if?) the economy improves, more competition may ensue as 2.6 million workers who have stopped looking return to the job market. Obama’s got the solution, another stale remake of “The King’s Speech.” Is hiring 25.4 million caddies for his next round of golf out of the question?

“If they [banks] don’t come up with loan modifications and keep people in their homes that they’ve worked so hard for, we’re going to tax them out of business,” Waters said. No need, Maxine, the FHFA is going to sue them out of business. BTW, is your husband still associated with the OneUnited Bank?

Libyan rebels round up black Africans. Obama’s done a lot for the black culture both here and around the world! In the US – black unemployment highest in 27 years. In the Middle East – topple several governments without any sort of backup plan, leaving room for ethnic cleansing. He’s got the whole world in his hands…

Top 10 Most Expensive Cars. No snark here. This had me drooling so I thought I’d share. If you like fast expensive cars this should have you drooling on your screen. Oh to win the lottery.

Hillary Rodham Clinton isn’t president, but Dick Cheney says that if she were in the White House rather than Barack Obama, then things might be different today in the country. Perhaps the former Vice President is onto something. Can you imagine how different the nation might be if there were still a man in the White House?

Obama sticker in urinal draws criticism and laughs KGET TV 17. Some think he’s a political whiz, but perhaps this isn’t what they had mind.

http://youtu.be/2bB4kHb4UVQ

In a shocking revelation some academics have discovered that the Tea Party is racist! Amongst some of these crazy racist views are: The notion that all persons are created equal. That all laws should apply equally to all persons regardless of race, sex or creed. And that the President of the United States should be judged based on his merits alone. These academics have, so far, not offered any ideas on how to recondition the offending individuals to espouse the correct think. However it seems likely any solution will need to involve suppression of speech and removal of property.

The United States has begun a diplomatic campaign to prevent a confrontation this month over a Palestinian plan to seek recognition as a state at the United Nations. We’re not privy to all of the specifics of this plan. But we’d like to offer our own: End all foreign aid to the those calling themselves Palestinians. Defund the UN. Win-win!