God works in mysterious ways, as is proven by the fact that Pope just named his top ten albums of all time.
They include the Beatles (Revolver), Santana (Supernatural), Oasis (Morning Glory), Michael Jackson (Thriller), Paul Simon (Graceland), U2 (Achtung Babuy), Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon), Donald Fagen (Nightfly), David Crosby (If I Could Only Remember My Name) and Fleetwood Mac (Rumours).
In order to be absolutely impartial, we asked Satan (aka Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer, the Archfiend, the Evil One) to name his top ten songs of all time.
“The Pope’s taste in music sucks,” a Satan spokesman said. “Here’s a top ten list that kicks ass.”
The IHateTheMedia.com Administrator prefers the Pope’s choices, but the Editor goes with Beelzebub.
1. Highway to Hell – AC/DC
2. Sympathy For the Devil – Rolling Stones
3. Devil With A Blue Dress On – Mitch Ryder & the Detroit Wheels
4. Runnin’ With the Devil – Van Halen
5. Fire – The Crazy World of Arthur Brown
6. Straight To Hell – The Clash
7. Burn in Hell – Twisted Sister
8. Am I Evil? – Metallica
9. Evil Woman – Electric Light Orchestra
10. I Want To Be Evil – Eartha Kitt
Source: Times UK
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Where is Black Sabbath?
Yeah, where are they? They only invented heavy metal as we know it.
Come on, Pope... Oasis?
Really?
The wicked one probably IS a fan of slayer and lamb of god but he only gets to mention 10 songs.
I just saw Lamb of God in Minneapolis as a support act of Gwar. That was a freak show, WOW. A Red Chord played as well, very heavy indeed. I'm not too much into grindcore, but I had fun that night. Gwar is something that must be seen to be believed, plus Odorus Urungus is funny as hell on Red Eye. Virginia Commonwealth University must be proud.
I haver seen a few of the acts listed, AC/DC, Van Halen, & Metallica. But I was a bit suprised my boys Iron Maiden were not on the list either. They used to be the posterboys for "devil music". Actually, if you looked into the really heavy & dark stuff put out by acts like Mayhem, Cannibal Corpse, Obituary, or Napalm Death, it makes the top 10 list look really weak.
i'm surprised that the wicked one isn't a fan of 'reign in blood' by slayer or 'walk with me in hell' by lamb of god...they are fun little ditties.