Vatican Uses Donations for the Poor to Plug Its Budget Deficit

Vatican Uses Donations for the Poor to Plug Its Budget Deficit. According to WSJ, alter and choir boys aren’t the only thing getting plugged at the Catholic Church.

Michael Moore says the Pope told him capitalism is a sin

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Michael Moore says the Pope told him capitalism is a sin. The Pope gave the lying documentary maker a private audience, they held hands, discussed their communist inclinations, and then the Pope asked Michael Moore to pray for him… which is like asking a Kodiak bear to clean your salmon for you.

Pope shocked by murderous attack in Yemen that killed 4 nuns

Pope shocked by murderous attack in Yemen that killed 4 nuns. Frankly we’re shocked he’s shocked. He’s been ignoring the mass murder of Christians in the Middle East from the beginning.

Catholic Church Paid $79 Million by Obama Administration to Force Migrant Invasion

Catholic Church Paid $79 Million by Obama Administration to Force Migrant Invasion. No wonder the Pope doesn’t like the wall or Trump.

Pope on Trump: Anyone who wants border walls isn’t Christian

Pope on Trump: Anyone who wants border walls isn’t Christian. The Pope has now interjected himself and the Catholic Church into U.S. politics. Shouldn’t the Catholic Church now receive an IRS audit and lose their 501 (c) (3) tax-free status? Oh, and where’s the left screaming about the separation of church and state?

The below is from the IRS.

Tax-Exempt Status

Churches and religious organizations, like many other charitable organizations, qualify for exemption from federal income tax under IRC Section 501(c)(3) and are generally eligible to receive tax-deductible contributions. To qualify for tax-exempt status, the organization must meet the following requirements (covered in greater detail throughout this publication):

*the organization must be organized and operated exclusively for religious, educational, scientific or other charitable purposes;

*net earnings may not inure to the benefit of any private individual or shareholder;

* no substantial part of its activity may be attempting to influence legislation;

* the organization may not intervene in political campaigns; and

*the organization’s purposes and activities may not be illegal or violate fundamental public policy.

Satan responds to Pope’s top ten pop album list by naming his own top ten hits

God works in mysterious ways, as is proven by the fact that Pope just named his top ten albums of all time.

They include the Beatles (Revolver), Santana (Supernatural), Oasis (Morning Glory), Michael Jackson (Thriller), Paul Simon (Graceland), U2 (Achtung Babuy), Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon), Donald Fagen (Nightfly), David Crosby (If I Could Only Remember My Name) and Fleetwood Mac (Rumours).

God works in mysterious ways, as is proven by the fact that Pope just named his top ten albums of all time.

They include the Beatles (Revolver), Santana (Supernatural), Oasis (Morning Glory), Michael Jackson (Thriller), Paul Simon (Graceland), U2 (Achtung Babuy), Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon), Donald Fagen (Nightfly), David Crosby (If I Could Only Remember My Name) and Fleetwood Mac (Rumours).

In order to be absolutely impartial, we asked Satan (aka Beelzebub, the Prince of Darkness, Lucifer, the Archfiend, the Evil One) to name his top ten songs of all time.

“The Pope’s taste in music sucks,” a Satan spokesman said. “Here’s a top ten list that kicks ass.”

The IHateTheMedia.com Administrator prefers the Pope’s choices, but the Editor goes with Beelzebub.

1. Highway to Hell – AC/DC

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LA Times letter: Pope was trained by Hitler

If we ran a story as vile as the following letter that ran in the LA Times today, we’d be hounded off the internet. And rightfully so. Here it is:

“The Jesuits have a saying, ‘Give me the boy until he is 7, and I will give you the man.’ You can now add, ‘Give Adolf Hitler the boy until he is 7, and he will give you the pope.’”

– Ralph Wetterhahn, Long Beach

The Times is obviously suffering from social schizophrenia. On one hand, its reporting seems to be virulently anti-Catholic. On the other hand, it supports illegal aliens at every turn, despite the fact that they are assumed to be overwhelmingly Catholic.

Must be like the war in Iraq. They support the troops, but not the mission.

All Pope, All the Time

photo by Waka Jawaka
photo by Waka Jawaka

If the Vatican were Hollywood, we’d say Pope Benedict XVI just landed a development deal with the Google channel. The Vatican’s press office has announced that His Holiness and Google will make texts and video of the pope’s speeches a new all-Pope-all-the-time channel.

Our source inside the Vatican has revealed some of the programs that will premiere during the channel’s new season: CSI: Rome, Vatican 90210, Dirty Sexy Lira, America’s Next Top Pontiff, Hell or No Hell, Survivor: Purgatory, Are You Smarter Than Pope Sixtus V, and The Amazing Grace.

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