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Argentina’s version of Dancing With the Stars should be renamed Dancing With the Porn Stars

The Argentinian version of Dancing With the Stars is called Bailando por un Sueño. Our schoolyard Spanish is a little rusty. We thought that translated to Dancing for a Dream. But after watching this clip, we can only come to the conclusion is that it actually means Dancing With The Porn Stars.

The Argentinian version of Dancing With the Stars is called Bailando por un Sueño. Our schoolyard Spanish is a little rusty. We thought that translated to Dancing for a Dream. But after watching this clip, we can only come to the conclusion is that it actually means Dancing With The Porn Stars.

Holy friggin’ moly. If this show played in the United States it would have to be on some adults only pay-per-view cable channel.

When the Editor found this clip he showed it to Mrs Editor, no prude, who watched it with her mouth agape, repeatedly saying, “Oh, my god.”

A particularly nice touch, we thought, was the series of excited yelps coming from the show’s voyeur … uhhh …. we mean announcer.

Watch. But be prepared to be shocked at what you see.

Argentina’s president gives a whole new meaning to the term “getting porked”

Argentina’s president hot Cristina Fernandez just told her nation’s people that barbecued pork is a good alternative to Viagra.

Argentina President Christina Fernandez, the world's hottest leader, apparently loves her pork

Any time you start thinking America’s elected officials are wacky, someone from overseas steps up to demonstrate what wacky really means.

For example, Argentina’s president just told her nation’s people that barbecued pork is a good alternative to Viagra.

Reuters reports that randy details:

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

Could we get an order of ribs to go? And maybe a couple extra Handi-Wipes, too.

Source: Reuters

Liberalism in retreat: First in Europe, now in Argentina

It appears that Fernandez’ Peronist party will lose its majority in Argentina’s lower house and barely cling to a majority in the Senate.

Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner
Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner is hot, her interventionist policies are not

In last month’s European elections, liberalism was rejected in one country after another. Now you can add Argentina to the list of countries going conservative.

Reuters reports: “Argentines cast ballots in congressional elections on Sunday and are expected to throw out allies of President Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner in a rejection of her interventionist economic policies and combative style.”

Fernandez is a leftist often compared to Hillary Clinton because she succeeded her husband, ex-President Nestor Kirchner. Under her rule, Argentina’s economy has stagnated after a six-year expansion. As a result, Fernandez has seen her approval rating fall to a mere 30%.

It appears that Fernandez’ Peronist party will lose its majority in Argentina’s lower house and barely cling to a majority in the Senate.

And she didn’t even have an auto industry to nationalize.

Source: Reuters.com

19 ways to say “Having sex with an Argentine woman”

South Carolina’s Governor Mark Sanford’s affair with an Argentine woman gives rise to an entire new collection of euphemisms for sex.

South Carolina’s soap opera gets stranger every day. Mark Sanford, the state’s wandering Republican governor, admitted today that that he also wandered on his wife. Instead of going on a hike, as he initially claimed, he actually traveled to South America to continue his affair with an Argentine woman.

“The bottom line is this: I’ve been unfaithful to my wife,” he said. “I’ve developed a relationship with a dear, dear friend from Argentina.”

This not only spells the end of Sanford’s presidential aspirations, but gives rise to an entire new collection of euphemisms for sex. Such as:

  • “Hiking on the Appalachian Trail”
  • “Doing the horizontal tango”
  • “Invading the Falklands”
  • “Going up the Trans-American Highway”
  • “Pumping for oil on the Pampas”
  • “Riding the Patagonian Express”
  • “Visiting Beunos Heiress”
  • “Taking dictation from Juan Peron”
  • “Going to meet Evita”
  • “Scaling the Andes”
  • “Hiding the Nazi Soldier”
  • “Stroking the double-humped llama”
  • “Using the Spanish tongue”
  • “Paying In Pesos”
  • Negotiating an Argentine Pipeline
  • “Entering the Straits of Magellan”
  • “Shucking the South American Oyster”
  • “Visiting Tuna Town in Tierra Del Fuego”
  • “Dining on Argentinian Beef”

Are there any we missed?

Source: CNN.com

“Feds Will Spend $400,000 to Study Drinking and Sex Habits of Homosexuals in Argentina”

barney_frank_gay1 From CNSNews.com:

The National Institutes of Health (NIH) is funding a study that will send researchers to six bars in Buenos Aires, Argentina, to interview both patrons and proprietors in an effort to discover what it is about those bars that may encourage homosexuals to drink and then have sex. The study, funded by U.S. taxpayers, began on Sept. 30, 2009 and runs through August 2010.

Hell, just spend a weekend at Barney Frank’s whorehouse townhouse and save the taxpayers about $399,000.

Source: CNSNews.com

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