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Hard up versus hard on: Milwaukee school district spent nearly $800,000 on Viagra for teachers

The Milwaukee school district is out of money, yet two years ago it had spent $786,000 on Viagra for unionized teachers.

The Milwaukee school district is out of money, but it’s difficult to feel sorry for them. Especially when you understand how they’ve caved in to frivolous teachers’ union demands over the past few years.

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Let's just hope we don't hear any Milwaukee teachers utter the phrase, "It's for the children."

SayAnythingBlog.com has the details:

Two years ago, the Milwaukee school district decided that it was more interested in enhancing teacher performance in the classroom than the bedroom.

The district cut Viagra and other erectile dysfunction drugs like Cialis and Levitra from its health insurance plan, hoping to save $786,000 a year.

Officials said too many teachers were using the expensive drugs for recreation, swelling their insurance rates. An estimated 1,000 of the 10,000 school’s staff, which includes employees, dependents and retirees, were using the drugs.

Now, teachers are fighting to get the benefit back with a lawsuit. The Milwaukee Teachers’ Education Association (MTEA) argues that the new policy discriminates unfairly against men and “creates barriers” to receiving necessary medical treatment.

What a bunch of dicks.

Source: SayAnythingBlog.com

Argentina’s president gives a whole new meaning to the term “getting porked”

Argentina’s president hot Cristina Fernandez just told her nation’s people that barbecued pork is a good alternative to Viagra.

Argentina President Christina Fernandez, the world's hottest leader, apparently loves her pork

Any time you start thinking America’s elected officials are wacky, someone from overseas steps up to demonstrate what wacky really means.

For example, Argentina’s president just told her nation’s people that barbecued pork is a good alternative to Viagra.

Reuters reports that randy details:

“I’ve just been told something I didn’t know; that eating pork improves your sex life … I’d say it’s a lot nicer to eat a bit of grilled pork than take Viagra,” President Cristina Fernandez said to leaders of the pig farming industry.

She said she recently ate pork and “things went very well that weekend, so it could well be true.”

Could we get an order of ribs to go? And maybe a couple extra Handi-Wipes, too.

Source: Reuters

Now Viagra rears its ugly head in Saudi Arabia

Our advice for Saudi men: Always put your sword in its sheath before having sex
Our advice for Saudi men: Always put your sword in its sheath before having sex

What is this world coming to? Just yesterday morning we did a story about the CIA wooing elderly Afghani chieftains with Viagra. Now we’re sad to report that young Saudi men are becoming addicted to little blue pills.

Here’s how CrossroadsArabia.org reports the story:

Young Saudi men go wild over notorious blue pill


The kingdom has been gripped with a craze for erectile-dysfunction medications by young men – an occurrence which has many worried.

A large number of married Saudi youths are flocking to pharmacies to take hold of Viagra – “the little blue pill” – or any other stimulants that will give them more satisfaction.

The catchy words and obscene images that appear on online advertisements of these medications are another factor luring youth into buying packets of these stimulants.

According to Saudi doctors, this phenomenon reflects the spread of a negative sexual culture among the younger generation in the Kingdom.

This must be what journalists mean when they talk about hard news.

Source: CrossroadsArabia.org

Getting our priorities straight in Afghanistan: CIA trading Viagra for information

Yes, Abdul, that's exactly what the Viagra will do for you.
Yes, Abdul, that's exactly what the Viagra will do for you.

Discretion is the better part of valor, so we’re going to be discrete here and just let the Washington Post handle this report:

The Afghan chieftain looked older than his 60-odd years, and his bearded face bore the creases of a man burdened with duties as tribal patriarch and husband to four younger women. His visitor, a CIA officer, saw an opportunity, and reached into his bag for a small gift.

Four blue pills. Viagra.

“Take one of these. You’ll love it,” the officer said. Compliments of Uncle Sam.
The enticement worked. The officer, who described the encounter, returned four days later to an enthusiastic reception. The grinning chief offered up a bonanza of information about Taliban movements and supply routes — followed by a request for more pills.

The CIA. Bringing you better erections today for better elections tomorrow.

Source: Washington Post

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