Bernie Madoff dying of cancer. Will he also be released to Muammar Gaddafi?

Turns out Bernie Madoff is dying and may not spend long in prison. Maybe Muammar Gaddafi needs a financial advisor. Could someone ask Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill to look into that?

Hey, if Scotland can turn loose a guy who killed hundreds of innocent people just because he's dying of cancer, maybe it can do something for Bernie Madoff
Hey, if Scotland can turn loose a guy who killed hundreds of innocent people just because he's dying of cancer, maybe it can do something for Bernie Madoff

No wonder Bernie Madoff was so willing to accept all the blame for his massive con game. Turns out he’s dying and may not spend long in prison.

The New York Post reports:

“He’s been taking about 20 pills a day for his cancer,” said one inmate. “He talks about it all the time. He’s not doing very well.”

There’s been much speculation as to why Madoff took the entire fall for the scheme — and rumors of his suffering from pancreatic cancer surfaced many months before he arrived at the Butner, NC, complex in June.

The prisoners did not confirm that’s the form of cancer he’s suffering.

Maybe Muammar Gaddafi needs a financial advisor. Could someone ask Scottish Justice Secretary Kenny MacAskill to look into that? Oh, and don’t forget the hero’s welcome. 

Source: NewYorkPost.com

Comedian Bernie Mac accused of stealing $50 billion

Telling the difference between Bernie Mac and Bernie Madoff seems pretty simple to us.

One lost his life, the other lost $50 billion. One never stole more than a punch line, but the other stole a fortune from widows and orphans. One was black, the other is white.

Nevertheless, an MSBNC anchor had a bit of trouble telling one from the other while reporting that prosecutors will be seeking $170 Billion from Madoff. The older, whiter, more crooked of the two is expected to plead guilty to 11 criminal counts and could spend up to 150 years in the slammer. If he serves his full term, he will be 220 years old upon release.

We miss you, Bernie. And we mean Mac, not Madoff.

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