Starry-eyed ABC reporter Elisabeth Leamy had a chance to interview President Obama and actually asked him, “What are you and the First Lady teaching your daughters about money?”
The President is terribly pressed for time what with all the TV interviews and magazine cover photo sessions and golf games and vacations and laser-like focus on the economy and equally laser-like focus on the gulf oil spill, so he didn’t have time to fully answer Leamy’s question. If he had, we’re pretty sure that these are the important life lessons he’s teaching Sasha and Malia:
1. The more ice cream you eat, the less chance there is for poor children to become obese.
2. There’s no shame in being on welfare. That’s how Daddy buys votes.
3. Ask your mother. She makes all the policy decisions.
4. When I was your age, I had to walk to the madrassa uphill. In both directions.
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