Obama says he’ll fight to keep his Peace Prize

Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.

Imagine the hurt President Obama felt when he heard that his leftist compadre, Bolivian President Evo Morales, said the Nobel committee should revoke his Peace Prize.

But this brave, resolute man continues to look forward and responds to such suggestions with a determined, “Screw you.”

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"Give back my Peace Prize? I do declare you give me the vapors."

Politico reports on President Obama’s rousing defense of those who gave him an award he clearly didn’t deserve:

President Obama defended his Nobel Peace Prize on Tuesday …

“When I received that award, I specifically said there was an irony because I was already dealing with two wars,” Obama said in an interview with CNN from El Salvador. “So I am accustomed to this contradiction of being both a commander-in-chief but also someone who aspires to peace.”

Saying he is focused on ensuring that Libyans can “live out their own aspirations,” Obama defended America’s involvement in Libya, saying, “we’re not invading a country, we’re not acting alone – we’re acting under a mandate issued by the United Nations Security Council in an unprecedented fashion and with unprecedented speed.”

And he said again that the U.S. military has already saved lives there. “I think the American people don’t see any contradiction in somebody who cares about peace also wanting to make sure that people aren’t butchered because of a dictator who wants to cling to power,” he said.

Let’s review: Hasn’t pulled out of Iraq, ordered more troops into Afghanistan, and launched airstrikes on Libya.

Add ‘em all together and your Nobel Peace Prize becomes an ignoble peace prize.

Source: Politico

Separated at birth: Bolivian strongman Evo Morales and CHIPS star Erik Estrada

Separated at birth: Bolivian strongman Evo Morales and CHIPS star Erik Estrada. Yeah, maybe so, but we’ll bet that the Bolivian strongman can’t handle a Harley like Ponch.

Yeah, maybe so, but we’ll bet that the Bolivian strongman can’t handle a Harley like Ponch.

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Bolivian dictator knees his opponent in los huevos

Bolivian politicians were playing in a nationally-televised game of soccer when Evo Morales kneed Daniel Gustavo Cartagena in the genitals.

Rahm Emanuel is known as a thug, but he’s an amateur compared to Bolivian strong man Evo Morales.

Bolivian politicians were playing in a nationally-televised game of soccer when Morales decided to deliver a message to one of his rivals.

BBC News describes what happened:

Mr Morales was fouled by an opposition player, Daniel Gustavo Cartagena.

In an apparent retaliation caught on video, he was seen kneeing Mr Cartagena in the genitals, sending him sprawling (You can see it at about the :36 second mark of the video clip).

“I passed the ball and, suddenly, I got hit, and not for the first time,” the president said later.

After receiving treatment for injury, Mr Morales played on, and scored a goal.

Believe it or not, Morales wasn’t penalized. Cartagena was later tossed out of the game and Morales later to have him arrested.

We’re confident that no political rival will ever kick Barack Obama in los huevos. Far as can be determined, he doesn’t have any.

Source: BBC News

Bolivian president says eating too much chicken makes you gay

Sure, it sounds daft. But we say don’t dismiss Bolivian President Evo Morales’ theory too quickly. It may go a long way toward explaining why Colonel Sanders was such a spiffy dresser.

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Hugo Chavez and Evo Morales spoke to reporters after enjoying a delicious chicken dinner and midnight stroll in Tegucigalpa.

Sure, it sounds daft. But we say don’t dismiss Bolivian President Evo Morales’ theory too quickly. It may go a long way toward explaining why Colonel Sanders was such a spiffy dresser.

The Guardian UK has the deep-fried details:

Evo Morales has claimed that both homosexuality and baldness can be caused by the humble chicken.

Speaking at an environmental conference on Tuesday, Morales said chicken producers injected fowl with female hormones and insisted that “when men eat those chickens they experience deviances in being men”.

The Bolivian president since 2005 added that eating chicken could make men go bald.

Morales’s theories do not appear to have been immediately accepted by the scientific community, to put it mildly, and have been criticised by Spain’s National Federation of Lesbians, Gays, Transsexuals and Bisexuals, which sent a letter of protest to the Bolivian embassy in Madrid describing the president’s remarks as homophobic.

“Welcome to KFC. Would you like original, crispy, spicy or our new Brokeback Chicken flavor?”

Source: Guardian UK

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