Governor Moonbeam says, “I have a plan to save California. I’ll tell you what it is after the election.”

Jerry Brown told a Silicon Valley crowd that he has a plan to save California, but it’s apparently classified Super Double XX Top Secret, because he says he won’t reveal it until after the election.

Taking a page from Richard Nixon, Governor Moonbeam told a Silicon Valley crowd that he has a plan to save California, but it’s apparently classified Super Double XX Top Secret, because he says he won’t reveal it until after the election. It’s so secret that he would have had to kill everyone in the audience if he had accidentally revealed it.

IHateTheMedia.com’s plush international headquarters is in California so we feel qualified to say that there’s no great choice in the governor’s race this year. But if the blood-sucking leeches and lunatic liberals in this state elect Jerry Brown, they truly deserve the bankrupt government they get.

H/T: Breitbart.tv

Jerry Brown shows why he was nicknamed “Governor Moonbeam”

Jerry Brown has quite a resume: Jesuit seminary drop-out. Former California governor. Current California attorney general. World traveler. Lunatic.

During an interview last week, radio host Michael Savage brought up the Fairness Doctrine and observed that Brown sounded as if he favored state control over the media.

“Well,” Brown said, “a little state control wouldn’t hurt anybody.”

“If you have no views of one side, like in certain campaigns if somebody is attacking you, there’s got to be some room for the other side,” Brown continued. “It’s an attempt to balance, not to censor.”

This is why Jerry had to drop out of the Catholic seminary. He thought the Scientologists and Druids should have equal time every Sunday.

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