Meg Whitman – I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Duh! Janet Napolitano can’t figure out what to do with Meg Whitman’s illegal housekeeper

Bill O’Reilly interviewed über genius Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano and learned that she doesn’t quite know what to do with Nicky Diaz, Meg Whitman’s illegal alien housekeeper.

Let us help you reason your way through this one, Janet. There are three things you need to consider in this case:

First, she’s illegal. Second, she’s illegal. Third, she’s illegal. Case closed. Stick her on the next bus back to Mexico.

Any other thorny issues we can help you with, Ms. Secretary of Homeland Security?

Greta Van Susteren tells Gloria Allred she’s “almost delusional.” Almost?

Is Gloria Allred a camera whore? Most assuredly. Is Gloria Allred a leftist hack who’s trying to destroy Meg Whitman’s campaign with some trumped up charges? Most definitely. Is Gloria Allred one of the most annoying people in America. Yes.

It doesn’t take a Magic 8-Ball to answer the following questions:

The interview just didn’t go the way Allred expected. Watch the way her smile slowly disappears as the interview progresses. But the highlight is when Greta looks her in the face and says, “Gloria, this is almost delusional.”

Why so understated, Greta?