Bill O’Reilly interviewed über genius Secretary of Homeland Security Janet Napolitano and learned that she doesn’t quite know what to do with Nicky Diaz, Meg Whitman’s illegal alien housekeeper.
Let us help you reason your way through this one, Janet. There are three things you need to consider in this case:
First, she’s illegal. Second, she’s illegal. Third, she’s illegal. Case closed. Stick her on the next bus back to Mexico.
Any other thorny issues we can help you with, Ms. Secretary of Homeland Security?