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Surprise, surprise! Troops that were supposed to be on the border two weeks ago may not be there for months

In what may be the least surprising announcement made in months, Janet Napolitano revealed Thursday that the troops she promised Arizona and other border states won’t be in place for weeks. Maybe months.

In what may be the least surprising announcement made in months, Janet Napolitano revealed Thursday that the troops she promised Arizona and other border states won’t be in place for weeks. Maybe months.

Arizona lawmakers asked for National Guard troops on the border and Napolitano promised to have them in place by August 1, but it looks like Tucson’s just going to have to wait a little longer. Or a lot longer.

“The first began arriving, or the command and control elements began arriving, on the 1st of august. They should all be there within, I would say, 30 to 60 days,” said Homeland Security Secretary Napolitano.

Napolitano went on to say, “Or 90 days. Or maybe 120 days. Or maybe not at all. You know what I love about my job? The more you lie, the easier it gets.”

Source: Fox 11

Porn on the bayou: Adult film star running for US Senate in Louisiana


Stormy Daniels may get elected due to outstanding word of mouth.
Stormy Daniels may get elected due to outstanding word of mouth.
Stormy Daniels, who’s gunning for David Vitter’s U.S. Senate seat in Louisiana, is not your typical political candidate.

She’s makes adult movies. But she’s not just a porn star. She’s also a porn writer, director and producer.

Next week Stormy’s launching a “Listening Tour” across Louisiana. She’s hitting Baton Rouge on Tuesday and New Orleans on Wednesday to find out about the issues and concerns of Louisiana’s regular people.

“I wanted to take over the world and I guess ‘senator’ is a good place to start, right?” Ms. Daniels observed. “I’ve been handed a golden opportunity and I should take advantage of it.” 



Daniels doesn’t think her career will be a problem for the voters of Louisiana, because David Vitter, her Republican opponent has his own sex issues. In 2007 he was connected to Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the “D.C. Madam” via phone records.

Stormy Daniels. She may be the first candidate in history to announce in advance that she’s willing to screw her constituents.

Source: Politico.com

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