Grand jury charges Michael Avenatti with extortion and wire fraud. Basta! Basta!
Attorney Michael Avenatti, who became well-known as the lawyer for Stormy Daniels and an outspoken critic of President Donald Trump, has been charged with extortion and wire fraud in an alleged plot to extort Nike. He also faces fraud charges in two other cases.
She’s makes adult movies. But she’s not just a porn star. She’s also a porn writer, director and producer.
Next week Stormy’s launching a “Listening Tour” across Louisiana. She’s hitting Baton Rouge on Tuesday and New Orleans on Wednesday to find out about the issues and concerns of Louisiana’s regular people.
“I wanted to take over the world and I guess ‘senator’ is a good place to start, right?” Ms. Daniels observed. “I’ve been handed a golden opportunity and I should take advantage of it.”
Daniels doesn’t think her career will be a problem for the voters of Louisiana, because David Vitter, her Republican opponent has his own sex issues. In 2007 he was connected to Deborah Jeane Palfrey, the “D.C. Madam” via phone records.
Stormy Daniels. She may be the first candidate in history to announce in advance that she’s willing to screw her constituents.
Source: Politico.com
Adult film star Stormy Daniels says she may run against Louisiana Republican Senator David Vitter. Vitter, who was named in a Washington, DC prostitution ring, calls himself a social conservative.
“I don’t see how I can possibly embarrass him more than he already embarrassed himself…,” Daniels said. “Honestly, I’m not sure I’m willing to take the pay cut that comes with being a senator.”
This is like the old joke about the gorgeous woman who sits down next to a guy in a bar. He turns to her and says, “Would you have sex with me for $1,000,000.
“Well, that’s a lot of money,” she says. “I guess I would.”
He says, “How about $10?”
She’s shocked. She’s furious. “What do you take me for,” she says, “some kind of whore?”
“We’ve already established that,” he says, “now we’re just haggling about price.”
We know what Senators are. Why not just elect someone who’s willing to admit she’ll screw us all if the money’s right.
