New Eyjafjallajökull disaster: Volcano erupts again, movie stars’ private jets can’t fly into Cannes

It was one thing, damn it, when thousands of airliners were grounded, billions of dollars were lost and ordinary people were inconvenienced. But it’s a completely different thing when privileged, pampered movie stars can’t fly to the Cannes Film Festival.

This now qualifies as a bigger disaster than Gigli and Ishtar put together.

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All dressed up and nowhere to go: John Travolta's fleet of airplanes may be grounded

There’s a dark cloud hanging over Europe. The South of France to be exact.

Iceland’s Eyjafjallajökull volcano has kicked up another cloud of ash that’s spreading across the continent thick as peanut butter on a slab of white bread.

ABC News reports the tragedy:

The Cannes film festival brings its usual mix of obscure movie makers and Hollywood royalty this year, though for all the glamour and fun, financial turmoil will take some of the gloss off the world’s top cinema showcase.

And following a last-minute clean-up operation in the French Riviera resort due to storms last week, organizers will now be fretting over travel disruptions as flights over other parts of Europe have again been grounded by volcanic ash.

It was one thing, damn it, when thousands of airliners were grounded, billions of dollars were lost and ordinary people were inconvenienced. But it’s a completely different thing when privileged, pampered movie stars can’t fly to the Cannes Film Festival.

Sadly, the cloud of ash may force the stars and moguls to arrive by yacht instead of private jets.

This now qualifies as a bigger disaster than Gigli and Ishtar put together.

Source: ABC News

Obama honors Polish president by burying one in the 14th bunker

The Poles are pissed. And who can blame them? President Obama used volcanic ash as an excuse to play golf instead of attending the funeral of Polish President Lech Kaczynski.

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Obama honored Lech Kaczynski by using body Polish instead of body English

The Poles are pissed. And who can blame them? President Obama used volcanic ash as an excuse to play golf instead of attending the funeral of Polish President Lech Kaczynski.

The Washington Times has the details:

On a cool but sun-drenched Sunday, the president and three golfing companions went to Andrews Air Force Base to play 18 holes. It is the 32nd time Mr. Obama has played golf since taking office Jan. 20, 2009, according to CBS Radio’s Mark Knoller.

After canceling the Poland trip on Saturday, the White House announced that Mr. Obama had no public schedule for Sunday. He was to have arrived in Krakow in the morning, attend the 2 p.m. funeral and leave for home by 5 p.m., arriving back at the White House after midnight.

Polish President Lech Kaczynski and his wife, Maria, along with dozens of top Polish government officials were killed April 10 when their airplane went down in heavy fog after clipping a tree on approach to Smolensk, Russia.

Mr. Obama has not gone to the Polish Embassy in Washington since the accident, but Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton and Vice President Joseph R. Biden Jr. both have. There, they signed a condolence book.

French President Sarkozy and German Chancellor Merkel also used the volcanic ash as an excuse to cancel. But other world leaders managed to get to Poland using alternate methods of transportation.

Russian President Medvedev flew from Moscow for the funeral. The President of Slovenian drove 500 miles to Krakow. The Romanian President helicoptered to northwestern Romania, then drove through Hungary and Slovakia. The Estonian Prime Minister made an 18-hour drive to the funeral. The President of the Czech Republic traveled by car and train. And Viktor Yushchenko, former President of the Ukraine, left Kiev with his wife early Saturday morning to make the long drive to Poland.

President Obama said, “Hey, I made a long drive, too. Nearly 200 yards on the 7th hole.”

Source: Washington Times

MSNBC host is shocked to discover that volcanoes can erupt for a year or more

MSNBC’s Alex Witt graduated from the University of Southern California, but apparently slept through her geology class. In this clip she interviews a geologist and is shocked – absolutely shocked – to learn that an eruption can last for a year or more.

MSNBC’s Alex Witt graduated from the University of Southern California, but apparently slept through her geology class.

In this clip she interviews a geologist about the Iceland volcano and is shocked – absolutely shocked – to learn that a volcanic eruption can last for a year or more.

As Planet Gore said, “It’s always illuminating when the people who tell us nightly about the absolute certainty of anthropogenic climate-change demonstrate their ignorance about how the Earth works.”

And as IHateTheMedia.com says, “We wish we’d said that.”

H/T: Planet Gore

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