C’mon, Tom, who do you think you’re kidding? You’d be nervous about going into any bar more than a half a mile from Manhattan’s upper east side.
But if you should someday happen to find yourself in a bar in Arizona, take our advice. Don’t order any of the foo-foo drinks you sissy elitists normally order.
No Kahlua and milk. No brandy and ginger beer. No piña colada with pink umbrellas. No white wine. No raspberry Fanta. No appletini. No tequila with a splash of cranberry juice. No Baileys over vanilla ice cream. No Japanese plum wine and soda. And no Pink Ladies. Definitely no Pink Ladies.
Well, not unless you’re drinking with Barney Frank and he’s dressed in his Village People cowboy costume and you’re in that special little bar he knows in Scottsdale.
One other tip: When you’re introduced to a man in a bar in Arizona, do not say, “Is that a six shooter in your pocket or are you just happy to see me.”
H/T: Breitbart.com
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Tom Brokaw is nervous when approached by a house cat. Personally, I never trust anyone who can't shoot whiskey. Not being able to do a shot is a dead giveaway that you're a left wing moonbat--or a girly-man.
Crap. Based on that criteria, The Administrator is a man and a half and the Editor is a squealing little girl.
Well editor, you said it we didn't! And TeriDavisNewman I can down them with the best. My problem is that I may be easy but I ain't cheap. You going to buy the shots it has to be Crown Royal. Special Reserve is prefered but not necessary, plain old Crown will do.
Is Tom Brokaw the subject of this conversation? If so, all I can say is stay home in your little insulated world if you can't handle the wild west sonny. Out here we have men whose balls clang when we walk, not go tinkle tinkle like the little bells on a fairys shoes.
East Coast, West Coast elitist at work. Can't picture Brokaw in any fly-over country bar.
My guess is Tom Brokaw would love this much more, from the Electric 6...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HTN6Du3MCgI
...after 16million hits, someone here should have seen this.
I can see Tom's angst. Bars in Arizona probably wouldn't serve him -- even if they allow him to enter.
The words "Tom Brokaw" and "going into a bar" just seem to me to be a prompt for a joke.
Anyway I cannot see Tom Brokaw in a bar anyway he is so tightly wound that I cannot see this man relaxing.
Who needs him in Arizona? I dont think people would want to be in his presence either. He bores me.
I'd be nervous going into a bar full of liberals, or boarding a plane loaded with liberals dressed in traditional liberal garb- a Che Guevara T-shirt.
someone should tell brokaw they don't carry guns in the type of bar he hangs out in!
Well, they're not carrying firearms, anyway. And you don't want anything to do with what they're packing.
Brokaw fell off the liberal tree and hit every branch on the way down :)
So it wasn't enough to demonize Sarah Palin and Tea Partiers now Tom Brocaw has expanded the demonization to the citizens of an entire state. But Tom would probably be nervous going to any bar west of the Hudson River. Drinking with Americans who don't live in Manhattan or vote Democrat is always a scary proposition for media types like Tom.
Is it me or is Brokaw fighting for top position of "The Top 25 Men Who Look Like Old Lesbians?"
http://www.cracked.com/article_15788_the-top-25-men-who-look-like-old-lesbians.html
Watch out Bruce Jenner.