- 10. “Hey, look, somebody dropped a quarter on the floor.”
- 9. ”My back is killing me, Aki. Could your wife give me one of those geisha girl massages?”
- 8. ”That short little son of a bitch George Stephanopoulos would fit right in around here.”
- 7. ”Did you know I’m Indonesian?”
- 6. ”The least you can do is thank me for boosting your economy with that idiotic Cash-for-Clunkers idea.”
- 5. ”Where can a guy find a good crispy California roll in this town?”
- 4. ”Domo arigato, Mr. Roboto.”
- 3. ”We have a lot in common. Some people think I’m a living god, too.”
- 2. ”Just to even things up, how about if you drop a couple A-bombs on Dallas and Houston.”
- 1. ”So then, Aki, I bent over like this and said, ‘Hillary, kiss my ass.”
This post was last modified on November 15, 2009
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The new #1
"Aww damn! I've stepped in some stinkin ass Republican again. Just had a Cheney lick shine and a Palin blow dry too.
Bowing to Arab rulers, bowing to Putin, bowing to the Emperor... Stop Bowing Obama!
You would not catch JFK or Regan doing that!
Let us see who else from the world leader category bowed to the Emperor. Humm, just Barry. Figures...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5U6fL7Y4BZA
May I shine our shoes Mr. Emperor, I'm pretty good the shinen up thang. Just tip me appropriately, so I can save face and avoid undue kneepad ware and tear. I eat Sushi w/ my burgers. :-)
"I eat Sushi w/ my burgers"
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why do i not find that funny?
probably because its true, i imagine if he was given roe by the emperor, he would find some bread or a cracker, pick the roe from the wrapper, and spread it on his bread
or he probably pours his soy sauce over his sushi...omg, that would be classic, i NEED a photo of him doing that, you know, with some random japanese just giving a horrified "D:" look
I hope Obama can soon get over his submissive urination problem before MSNBC picks it up.
Do my ears look any bigger from this angle?
Obama is a bowing machine. Just put him in front of any other country's leader and he bobbing up and down like one of those bobbing bird toys....
http://drinkingbirdshop.com/
I want a Bobbing Obama -- with his head on the bird's body, a big long lying nose to dip into the water and a big "Kick America" sign on his bobbing butt.
Now, what enterprising toymaker will make my dream come true?
Our flag, the anthem and our troops can't get the slightest gesture of respect. Can you believe how BHO has this gesticulation down to such an exact science. Thankfully he forgot the kneepads.
Okay, this made me laugh.
I'd love it if more liberal comics could get Obama's balls out of their mouths. I'm a fan, but c'mon. He doesn't walk on water.
HaHaHa. @IanMartin tweeted that this post is what they call on Twitter a #wrongtwitter.
Here's an article describing who he is pointing out "the most hateful people I could find," he says. He has filled his feed with rightwing extremists, religious fundamentalists, gun nuts, racists and homophobes" on Twitter. We made the list.
Thanks Ian, appreciate the traffic.
normally, that would be a huge insult, but since its the emperor, im not sure
normally, anything beyond say, a 40 degree bow is just plain groveling, and is undesired.
i mean, Bush, the backwards uncultured texan retard knew exactly how to bow, and always have a respect bow, nothing less than respect, and nothing more than respect
here, obama is just showing his supreme inferiority to the emperor, being that he is a representative of the USA, hateful old ww2 japs are creaming themselves right now, because this is what they have always wanted, a submissive, pathetic america