Ahhh, the Holidays. Eggnog, mistletoe, a commie dictator, a transvestite, and an egomaniac.
What madness is this, you say? Well, according to BigGovernment.com, the White House Christmas tree is decorated with ornaments adorned with photos of Mao Tse-Tung, a transvestite named–and, no, we are not making this up–Heada Lettuce, and the traditional picture of The Greatest President In History on Mount Rushmore.
It seems that the madman designer Simon Doonan, who the Obamas put in charge of decorating the tree, decided to be naughty rather than nice. He decked the halls and decorated the aforementioned tree with the equally aforementioned images.
Leave it to this White House to come up with this lovely new Christmas tradition. Kind of chokes you up, doesn’t it?
Source: BigGovernment.com
– Written by Patrick Michael
This post was last modified on May 13, 2021
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Those people are just low life.....total low life.......how anyone could have voted for them is a mystery
Innappropraite doesnt even come close to what I want to say right now...
Where can I see a 360 view of the White House Christmas tree?
They'll have to erase those other dead white guys.
Mount Rushmore isn't big enough to accommodate the truly Godzilla-like qualities of Obama as well as those other dead white guys.
Heck, even carving just one of those Obama ears would be stretching it, though perhaps it is possible.
The entire Mount Rushmore would resemble an acoustic locator dish in Kent, England: built 1928
http://www.dself.dsl.pipex.com/MUSEUM/COMMS/ear/ear.htm