What Obama sounds like to the average American

Barack Obama – he of the soaring rhetoric who once captivated millions with his dulcet tones – has somehow forgotten how to speak. This 27 second clip demonstrates what the average American heard last night when he addressed the nation about his towering achievements in Iraq.

H/T: IOwnTheWorld.com

This post was last modified on February 28, 2021

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    • Classic Charlie Brown. And with that, the following comes to my mind:

      Lucy = Nancy Pelosi (PeLucy?). Always bullying, or sweet talking when she wants something. Or making promises, then yanking them away (like the football).

      Woodstock = Tim Geithner. Always flitting around the pressers, but honestly, what exactly is he good for?

      Charlie Brown (with a mustache)= David Axelrod. Always complaining, always confused, never quite sure what is going on.

      Pigpen = Eric Holder. Everything he's involved in is a dirty mess, and leaves a cloud of dust in his wake, making everyone choke and cough.

      Linus = Robert Gibbs. A lot of talk, seems smart, but still believes in the Great Pumpkin, who would be, of course,

      Great Pumpkin = Obama. A fictitious being, who many on the left feel will miraculously rise up out of the pumpkin patch and provide all the goodies to all the children. And you know what? It will never happen, because the odds of Obama having a clue, and being a good leader are about the same as that ol' Great Pumpkin ever showing up.

      Snoopy = No one in this administration is nearly this cool!

      Any others. . . . .?

    • Speaking of Charlie Brown - am I the only one that feels the second stimulus plan is like Lucy holding the football and promising she won't pull it away this time? This time the stimulus will actually be spent on job creating stimulus - trust me!!

    • I'm hoping that dizzydaze is being facetious. But it wouldn't surprise me if a liberal actually believed that there was something racist about this. They seem to find racism everywhere they look. Except themselves.

    • Yeah, why you be picking on him just 'cause he's a Half-Cracker™ with a white cracker momma? What you got against white crackers?

      • Shhhhl USN. Keep the "White Cracker" stuff quiet. We don't want credit for that schmuck.
        (And thank you for your service to our country!)

        • "White Cracker stuff" - the secret's out. He's the skeleton in our closet.

          Schmuck? That's generous. I'd go with total putz.

          Thanks. It wasn't just a job - it was 2 jobs after I made E-6. :-(

      • Yes, enlighten us with your absolute magnitude. How is poking fun at the president racist?

        When liberals did it at Bush, any vile insinuation was protected and noble-ized by calling it 'freedom of speech' and 'speaking truth to power' -- if we were racist, we would be ruling the president 'off limits' because of the color of his skin, and making cries of racism to any who dare to speak up in an effort to actually limit others' freedom of speech. Sorry, we're on to that.

        When you go looking for racists, honey, would you do us the favor of starting your search by looking in the mirror? Mmmmkay? Otherwise, I think I've found you a hypocrite to ridicule.

  • I watched the same speech on a Samsung 3D 1080p television and saw a very faint screen, I figured it must of been the camera view through another teleprompter. My theory is, even technology has turned against him.

  • I was hoping that they'd play the hampster dance song instead. That's what I hear when the non-achiever in chief speaks.