The scene was last week’s White House Correspondents’ Dinner. A crowd gathers to stare at Michelle Obama’s lap.
Our theory about what they’re staring at explained below.
It’s pretty well known that Michelle wears the pants in the White House. Now we think we know why.
In the words of Mrs. IHateTheMedia.com Editor, “Oh, my god. Looks like man candy to me.”
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She got a little smokey?
that nappy headed "HO" would stink a dog off a gut wagon
EWWW gross!!!!
It's not that she has a vestigial penis, but rather a thick 8 inch clit that she pees through......while standing. It is better known in the medical community as a gorilla vulva.
It's obviously a tube of lipstick or a tampon, but good grief, she's not 13 and should know that those things go in a purse or a coat pocket...NOT in a skin tight pocket, front or back for all the world to see!
I have never been convinced that Michelle is actually a woman.
In the words of Austin Powers...
"She's a man, baby!"
i told you i was the one with balls in this family!!!!!!
" Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat " " remember tricks are for kids "
The consensus from the Estrogen committee, after much study and discussion, is that Michelle wears pads and belts instead of tampons.
Honestly, it's so TMI I'd rather she had a penis.