Month: April 2013

Why Hasn’t The Media Been Reporting On Or Booking Pro-Gun Newtown Parent Mark Mattioli? All one needs to do is know who Obama is and look up sycophant. Synonyms: apple-polisher, bootlicker, brownnoser, fawner, flunky (also flunkey or flunkie), lickspittle, suck-up, toady. Related Words: yes-man; apparatchik, company man; hanger-on, leech, parasite, sponge, sponger; henchman, lackey, lapdog, minion, running dog, satellite, slave, stooge; admirer, cultist, devotee, enthusiast, fan, groveler, idolater (or idolator), worshipper (or worshiper), zealot; adherent, camp follower, convert, disciple, follower, me-tooer, partisan (also partizan), pupil, votary. Get it?

Another gun manufacturer announces it’s leaving Colorado. Colorado, the new California.

Colorado Democrat Rep. Diana DeGette Demands Ban On Gun Magazines – But Has No Idea What They Are. Evidently when she ran out of brains years ago she forgot to reload.

ICE UNION PRESIDENT: ‘DISPROPORTIONATE NUMBER OF CRIMINALS’ ENTERING U.S. No shit Sherlock! There’s a disproportionate number of criminals running the country, too!

Executive Order — Establishment of the Presidential Commission of Election Administration. We finally get something “transparent” from Obama and it appears to be a blatant attempt to rig elections for the Democrats in 2014 and 2016. Are the dim-bulbs in Congress planning on waking up before Obama outsources them?

ObamaCare’s incompetence could lead to its failure says… Time’s Joe Klein. “Sooner or later, the Republican party may come to understand that its best argument isn’t about tearing down the government we have, but making it run more efficiently.” The problem is some things are just junk and can’t be made to run efficiently, or even run at all for that matter: New Coke, Ishtar, the Hindenberg… ObamaCare.

HERE’S WHAT GOP REP. JASON CHAFFETZ FOUND AT THE U.S.-MEXICO BORDER IN ARIZONA. Now-now, if Fat Sis say’s it’s secure it must be secure, never mind reality.

MARK KELLY’S VIDEO FAILED TO SHOW HE WAS DENIED HANDGUN PURCHASE, TOO. Kelly’s really been trying to pull the wool over everyone’s eyes. We suggest he apply for James Hansen’s soon to be vacant job at Goddard Institute for Space Studies where he should fit right in telling whoppers about global warming.

ROSS MCKITRICK: WE’RE NOT SCREWED. There’s lies, damn lies and hockey sticks. More climate change garbage in – garbage out.

Leno: AP replaces “illegal immigrant” with “undocumented Democrat”. Jay Leno is the closest thing to reality at NBC – no wonder they want to get rid of him. [Video at the link.]

Slobbering Interviewer to Michelle Obama: ‘How does it feel to have a husband who is a sex symbol?’ Scientist in chief, golf, basketball and bowling star, economist par excellence, champion waffle eater and now a sex symbol! Is there anything the media won’t pretend this man can’t do?

WHERE IS THE FORMER WEATHER UNDERGROUND RADICAL WHO SPENT 22 YEARS IN PRISON FOR ROBBERY THAT LEFT 2 COPS DEAD? THE ANSWER MAY OR MAY NOT SURPRISE YOU. Education? Bah! Who needs it? You don’t need a college degree to teach these days. Just murder a few people and you have an instant professorship.

France’s former tax tsar admits having undeclared Swiss bank account. “The scandal has plunged the government into crisis. Seen as a pillar of the cabinet before his resignation, Mr Cahuzac, 60, was responsible for making drastic government spending cuts and leading the fight against tax evasion.” Sounds like he was leading that fight from behind, eh?

Obama administration pushes banks to make home loans to people with weaker credit. Yes! Let’s do the same thing over again and expect a different result! Eleventy!

MUSLIMS CLAIM ‘JABBA’S PALACE’ TOY HATEFUL, LEGO PULLS FROM PRODUCTION. Depicts Muslim’s as terrorists? Well, if the shoe fits, wear it. Meanwhile we no longer wonder why none of the Lego toys come with balls. It’s rather evident no one at Lego knows what balls are.

Obama Names Himself ‘Scientist-in-Chief’: Being a convincing liar can get you pretty far in this country . . . at least as far as The White House. Largely this is because ascending to the position requires the consensus of a people far more interested in American Idol than they are in the American ideal. Science, however, carries a higher standard for success. Results matter. Metrics matter. And you can’t excel at it, or even consider yourself a part of it, if your only association with the discipline is anointing yourself its leader. To be fair to President Daft Vader this may not be his entire fault. He knows so little about anything that it is likely he is ignorant of this as well.

Malcolm in the middle. State Sen. Malcolm Smith, top contender to replace Nanny Bloomberg, was arrested this morning by the FBI for allegedly trying to bribe his way to a shot at mayor of New York City. At a news conference, federal prosecutors showed a chart of GOP co-conspirators surrounding Smith, a Democrat, whereupon U.S. Attorney Preet Bharara uttered the immortal words:

“And you have Malcolm in the middle.”

A prosecutor with a sense of humor. Who knew it was possible?

Hmm. Turns out Karl Marx was just as smelly and personally useless as his modern-day acolytes! If they’d had Cheetos back then you can bet smelly old Karl would have lived on them.

Obama proposes $100M brain mapping project. One too many cabinet meetings with Joe Biden present leads to exasperation and a quest for answers.

University compares pro-life students to white supremacists. The Student Government Association at Johns Hopkins denied a pro-life student group status as an official club because they don’t like their views. Later that same day, to prove they aren’t close-minded, they approved the virulently anti-Semitic, violence-prone Students for Justice in Palestine as an official student club.

Time flies: Olbermann out of work for one year. It’s now been 368 days since the big-mouthed blowhard was unceremoniously dumped by ESPN Fox MSNBC Current and just a matter of time before he’ll be fired by whoever’s stupid enough to hire him next.

‘TEN COMMANDMENTS’ RERUN BEATS JIM CARREY, TINA FEY & ‘GIRLS.’ Now THIS is funny!

Stockton, CA becomes most populous U.S. city to file for bankruptcy, setting up pension fight. “And, here’s where we run into an issue that will reverberate around the country. What wins out? Federal bankruptcy law, which ostensibly allows for the tearing up of contracts (even pension promises) or state and local laws, which protect pension promises?” Not the USA but the USB – United States of Bankruptcy.

COULD THIS LAWSUIT REALLY KILL ‘OBAMACARE’? Perhaps Justice Roberts is a lot smarter than everyone thought he was. If this case wins, it knocks the whole thing out of the ballpark, not just sections.

Death knell for global warming hysteria, Al Gore full of sh*t. “Throughout human history we have witnessed swings in temperature. Glaciers have come and gone. They will probably come again and human beings will still die from climate changes. That’s a fact. One day, the earth will cease to exist as well. And it does not matter a damn whether or not the whole world is driving water mobiles or a Prius.” What about a Fisker? Oh wait, they’re bankrupt.

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