Killing of Texas district attorney, wife, seen as targeted: Some say it was done by a Mexican drug cartel. Some say white supremacists. And while we can’t really say that we prefer one party to be guilty over the other we can say that if the supremacists are culpable at least we will know that Eric Holder didn’t use any of our money to give them guns and there is a better chance that justice will be pursued.

Climate scientists decide expansion of Antarctic sea ice is caused by Global Warming. Modern science is easy. Causation is already decided for you – all weather is caused by Global Warming, everything biological is created by Evolution, hydrocarbons come from decayed vegetation, economic success kills Mother Earth, etc. – so to be a successful “scientist” all you need do is explain your data according to the appropriate scientific dogma using words small enough for journalists to understand. Voila! Nobel Prizes will be yours.

Obama moves remnants of F-22 program he gutted to South Korea… two weeks after moving remnants of anti-missile program he also gutted to Alaska. So far no hard questions from media about previous administration claims that F-22s have no useful purpose and anti-missile systems don’t work.

White House unknowingly plays April Fools joke:

“NOW, THEREFORE, I, BARACK OBAMA, President of the United States of America, by virtue of the authority vested in me by the Constitution and the laws of the United States, do hereby proclaim April 2013 as National Financial Capability Month. I call upon all Americans to observe this month with programs and activities to improve their understanding of financial principles and practices.”

Somebody in the White House has a twisted sense of humor… or they really are that dumb.

Obama Says “I am not a dictator! I am Emperor!” Dateline April 1, 2013. At this morning’s press conference Obama declared himself Emperor Nero II. He made Joe Biden Imperial Jester and immediately declared Sharia Law. He announced Biden will be replaced by George Soros who will have the new title of Vice Emperor Darth and that Janet Napolitano is now Generalissimo of Empire Security. He then refused to answer questions, muttered something about Imperial golf being the new official sport of the land, said he was late for his game and left. Jay Carny, now sporting a new toga announced Air Force One would henceforth be referred to as Chariot of the God 1 and then declared the press conference over. We thought you’d enjoy this story about fools on April Fool’s Day.

Bernanke breaks down: “This whole thing is a kleptocracy”. “Paul Krugman and I put on witch doctor masks and we dance around a campfire waving dead chickens and chanting nonsense. That’s Keynesianism.” Those are masks? Too bad it’s April 1st or it could be a change we would believe in.