L.A. residents plead with LAPD on signs, shirts: “Don’t shoot, I’m not Chris Dorner”. “In response to the LAPD shooting at least 3 innocent people in a manhunt for Chris Dorner, the fugitive ex-cop and alleged murderer they’re hunting with U.S. military spy drones…” Well, better hope that the persuers can READ…

White House weighing how many executive orders President Obama can reasonably get away with. “Obama is considering a series of new executive actions aimed at working around a recalcitrant Congress… Obama is likely to rely heavily on executive powers to set domestic policy in his second term.” The perfesser of “Constitutional Law” is busy trying to circumvent that hunnert-year-old document and the media wonders why guns and ammo sales are skyrocketing.

New book says Benghazi attack was a retaliation for secret raids authorized by Obama security adviser John Brennan. “In 2012, a secret war across North Africa was well underway.” Brennan given “carte blanche to run operations in North Africa and the Middle East” by Obama, “never warned the CIA or Stevens about ongoing U.S. military operations in the country.” Benghazi “was retaliation by Islamist militants who had been targeted by covert U.S. military operations.” Mentions of YouTube videos conspicuous by their absence.

Parody or does she believe it? CNN anchor blames asteroid on Global Warming. From the YouTube comments: “How long before they start calling the asteroid racist?” CNN, where The Onion gets its inspriation.

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Obama to lay out “economic growth plan” in State of Union speech. “…offering proposals for investments in infrastructure, manufacturing, clean energy and education…” A remake of “Groundhog Day” starring Barack Obama in place of Bill Murray.

When crazed shooters can’t be linked to the Tea Party, media displays admirable restraint. “Dorner’s manifesto clearly indicates that the media, and its coverage of the gun control debate that has followed the Newtown massacre, influenced him significantly.” What’s the difference between hypocrisy and journ0lism? Well, one of them is spelled with an “h”.

I went to hell and have brought it back with me. “…Anthony Esolen argues that our government has failed to admit that its own selfishness is the root of many societal problems it has attempted to address.” Government of the gubbermint, by the gubbermint and for the gubbermint…

Federal agents arrest man after he attempts to bomb bank in Oakland. He sought to “…make it appear that the responsible party was an umbrella organization for a loose collection of anti-government militias… Llaneza’s stated goal was to trigger a governmental crackdown, which he expected would trigger a right-wing counter-response against the government followed by… civil war.” He seems to think the entire establisment is left-wing for some reason.

LAPD manhunt: Some cheer on fugitive Christopher Dorner with anti-cop, gun control, race agendas. “…a group of ardent supporters who back Dorner for a variety of reasons. #GoDornerGo, #WeAreAllChrisDorner and other hashtags have been gaining momentum on Twitter.” Any bets these same idiots will be suing LAPD if their hero injures one of them?

The Obama skeet-shooting action figure has arrived! If only we had an Obama do-something-useful-on-the-economy action figure, but he knows even less about that than he does about skeet shooting.

NY Times notices Obama tax hikes are crushing Americans, fails to mention Obama. Well, if Bushes/tsunamis/earthquakes/hurricanes/one-percenters/Romneys aren’t to blame, it must be some kind of freak accident or something.

Panetta: Obama absent night of Benghazi. “There were no calls about the what was going on in Benghazi. He [the president] never called to check-in.” Hillary’s 2008 “who’s gonna answer the White House phone at 3am” ad was prescient but ironically, she didn’t answer it either. Where’s that damn janitor????

Virginia moves closer to creating state’s own currency. “Lawmakers in Virginia say they want to keep their options open in case the value of the U.S. dollar ever collapses…” It’s as if they don’t trust the hackers at the Fed or something…

Is Senator Menendez Doomed? “There are rumors that powerful Democrats are now working to hasten the downfall of Menendez. …if [he] tries to hang on, it might inspire greater scrutiny to other politicians connected to Dr. Melgen, and those other politicians don’t need that scrutiny.” Then by all means, hang on… take the others down with you. Take the whole damn senate if that’s where it leads.

The Competence Deficit. “The fundamental problem with the Chicago school of ‘we won’ politics is that it so disproportionately rewards the hacks, scoundrels, mediocrities, pitchmen, liars and swindlers who have a talent for conning low-information voters that it eventually delegitimizes itself. It turns itself into a big shambling joke. The final result of this style of power-grabbing is total corruption and total incompetence. ‘We won’ is inevitably followed by ‘now what?’” Why, tee time, of course.

FBI sources: Menendez investigation moved to Newark, NJ. “…change of focus away from the bureau’s Miami field office indicates that the government is focused primarily on Sen. Menendez and not on his longtime donor Dr. Salomon Melgen…” Maybe this is about more than hookers? “Damn those right-wing blogs for making the FBI investigate me!”

Southern Poverty Law Center website provided Family Research Center shooter with his targets. Suspect Floyd Lee Corkins told the FBI that “he wanted to kill anti-gay targets and went to the [SPLC’s] website for ideas. …he said that he intended to ‘kill as many as possible and smear the Chick-Fil-A sandwiches in victims’ faces…'” It’s time for a national conversation about groups like the SPLC. When’s a newspaper gonna publish a list of names and addresses of SPLC donors?

Fed confirms it was hacked by Anonymous. Color us embarrassed: all this time, we thought it was hackers that were running the place.

Blue on Blue in CA – Eco-glitterati versus the unemployed. “California’s Monterey Shale Formation, which is a ‘vast source rock’ that contains potentially billions of barrels of oil, could be a significant source of job and wealth creation for the Golden State.” Big deal. It’s not like the state needs the money or anything.

“Now the president always has to back up his words with proof?” NBC’s (no surprise there) Matt Laurer “worried about the precedent that had been set: ‘So like releasing the birth certificate a year or so ago, this is the next step, that now the President always has to back up his words with proof?'” This from the “we hardly edited that recording much at all and you can’t prove it!” network. Yeah Matt, we trust him as much as we trust you.

How do you spell “retaliation”? The DOJ is suing S&P purportedly for ignoring “its own standards to rate mortgage bonds that imploded in the financial crisis and cost investors billions.” Or is it really for downgrading U.S. sovereign debt for the first time in history in 2011? Not retaliation, it’s the Chicago Way.

Obama calls for a delay in his sequestration plan. “Pres Obama will call for spending cuts and revenue hikes to give Congress more time to come up with long-term plan to avoid the sequester.” Obama calls for a new plan to make plans to talk about stuff he might want to plan. Hey, how about a blue ribbon panel to create plans to spawn more blue ribbon panels? More here.

Argentina freezes prices to break inflation spiral. A move which will lead to shortages and an ever-growing black market if the past is any indicator. Might as well try to lower the oceans by gubbermint decree… oh wait, that’s been done already.

A revolution in the works? “According to a Pew poll released last week, more than half of Americans view government as a threat to their freedom. And it’s not just Republicans unhappy with Obama, or gun owners afraid that the government will take their guns: 38% of Democrats, and 45% of non-gun owners, see the government as a threat.” When Congress deemed and passed Obamacare in the face of widespread, majority opposition, it became obvious the system was broken.

Obama’s not through raising taxes: “No doubt we need additional revenue”. “Obama twice drew distinctions between ‘average Americans’ and rich people who ‘take advantage’ of perfectly legal tax rules.” Blah, blah, blah. Same old crap, different toilet.