Parody or does she believe it? CNN anchor blames asteroid on Global Warming. From the YouTube comments: “How long before they start calling the asteroid racist?” CNN, where The Onion gets its inspriation.

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GhostntheMachine
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Bring on the GloBull warming asteroids

http://tammybruce.com/2013/02/trillions-of-carats-of-diamonds-found-under-russian-asteroid-crater.html?utm_content=%23tbrs&utm_source=twitterfeed&utm_medium=twitter

How come this s&^% never happened in MY backyard 30 some odd million years ago?

drb
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oooo time for an avi change….wait for it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9_zm5c07XU

poppajoe49
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LOL

poppajoe49
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these diamonds are “twice as hard” as normal diamonds, making them ideal for industrial and scientific use.

Not exactly the “sparklys” that momma wants on her hand.
This discovery just might cause a flood in the market, and drop the price of such things as the wet saw blades I need for cutting tile.

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jcrowley1985
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I personally blame it on Corporate Greed.

ooddballz
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I personally blame it on Ron Paul.

danybhoy
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Tell me where the corporate greed is here…

The asteroid?

Global Warming?

CNN?

…I kinda wanna know how you are getting to the only point you ever have.

poppajoe49
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He doesn’t get there by any means that sane people would use.

PsychoDad
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Of course you do, dear. Now shut up, creepycrawly.

flashingscotsman
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TD,…………………MO.

GhostntheMachine
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Great straight line for Dan Akroyd

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k80nW6AOhTs

ooddballz
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Just when I think the media can NOT get any dumber…….

CO2Insanity
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The Borg would reject her because she’d dumb down the entire cube.

StrinaM
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The Daleks would let her be deciding she would be a better instrument of her own destruction than they could ever be.

StrinaM
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Right on par with Guam tipping over if we post too many Marines there…

PsychoDad
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Good thing Democrats are The Smart People, huh?

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

No amount of education can fix that type of stupid.

RKae
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Her brain would reject education like it was a mismatched kidney.

Joe Redfield
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She’s a proud graduate of the Hank Johnson Academy of Science.

flashingscotsman
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There’s no doubt she was serious. She really wonders about that. Just as she stated that every time it gets really cold and snowy in the NorthEast, she wonders if it was caused by global warming.

Ruben
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Bubble-headed bleach blonde.

Nye should’ve replied that NASA plans a space shot of Preparation H to offer relief for the asteroidal burning and itching.

She have stared intently and sincerely into that camera, nodding her head, to affirm that was a good answer.

JPTravis
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Nye is almost as stupid as she is. He’s probably still wondering if she might be right.

JPTravis
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Backup for my comment about Nye’s stupidity (he gets torn apart by a meteorologist for his analysis of the blizzard): http://yidwithlid.blogspot.com/2013/02/washington-post-bill-nye-is-weather.html

Basically, if MSNBC trots out an “expert” you can count on the guy being an idiot. Bill Nye is no exception.

poppajoe49
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Well, he did have an informative TV segment for kids at one time.

poppajoe49
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“We love dirty laundry”

Elrond Hubbard
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“Talk about something else falling from the sky and that is an asteroid. Is this an effect, perhaps, of global warming or is it just some meteoric occasion?”

Wait, I’m confused Deb. Are asteroids a cause or an effect of global warming? Do asteroids whizzing close to Earth heat up the atmosphere, thus causing global warming (and super storms) or does global warming attract asteroids, causing them to come in from the cold of space looking for as nice cozy planet to collide with?

And the media morons keep marching. Deb is a dumb blonde asking dumb questions to a dwindling audience of dummies.

sifi
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“or does global warming attract asteroids, causing them to come in from the cold of space looking for as nice cozy planet to collide with?”
LOL, Like moths to a flame.

flashingscotsman
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A man walks into a doctor’s office late one afternoon. The doctor is about to check him over, when he asks the patient what the problem is.

“Doc, I really, truly, deep down inside, believe that I am a moth.”

The doctor informs him that he’s a general practitioner, and it would seem that the gentleman needs a psychiatrist. “Why did you choose MY office to come into?”

“Um,….your light was on.”

Plainsman
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Well, if it is the warming of just any sphere in space that attracts asteroids then why hasn’t this damn thing made a bee line for our sun? But no, it’s not just ANY warming, it is only the warming caused by humans, and actually, if you pushed this twit into a corner about this she’d tell you it’s only the warming caused by conservative republican humans that is attracting the asteroid

CO2Insanity
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It must be attracted by cow flatulence.

Plainsman
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LOL… makes as much sense as AGW being an attractant.

JPTravis
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Ya gotta love the phrase, “just some meteoric occasion.” WTF. I’m guessing she has no idea that “meteor” is a subset of “asteroid” and they don’t have the same meaning.

poppajoe49
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She said asteroid, but meant hemorrhoid.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

I almost resent that remark, or was that resemble?

flashingscotsman
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I don’t resent your resemblance of that remark.

Progressive Hemrrhoid
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Progressive Hemrrhoid

A remarkable resemblance wouldn’t you say?

GhostntheMachine
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Reminds me of that F-resemblance jr. guy from “The F.B.I.” tv show.

flashingscotsman
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I remember that guy.

Then there was the guy in the theme song from “Secret Agent.” The secret asian man.

poppajoe49
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That was Bruce Lee.
I want to know who the guy was that Jimi Hendrix was kissing in Purple Haze, “scuse me while I kiss this guy”. 😉

drb
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oh, I thought he say saying “scuse me while I kiss the sky” but I have no idea how that gets accomplished.

poppajoe49
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He was, I thought we were going for incorrectly heard song lyrics.

GhostntheMachine
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@poppa, swore I wasn’t gonna look that one up and knew it was forehead smack when I got it. Been kicking it around in the backbrain off & on and finally got it. D’oh.

@oodd and all you research geeks out there
http://www.lyrster.com/
Never play “oh what’s the name of that song” again. Thing searches about a gazillion lyric sites and 4 or 5 words is usually enough.

ooddballz
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Foe years I thought Bill Joel was singing “Go to hell with your own life, leave me alone.”
I think I liked the song better that way.

poppajoe49
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“There’s a bathroom on the right.”

GhostntheMachine
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Check it out poppa, site name says it all

http://www.kissthisguy.com/

The archive of funny misheard lyrics.

flashingscotsman
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Hemorrhoids are caused by global warming? That’s it. Where do I contribute to Al Gore’s next run for President?

JPTravis
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Jeez, I thought Dan Rather was stupid. If you listen, she’s obviously serious about her question. She thinks the asteroid is caused by global warming. How do newsrooms hire people for God’s sake? Do they give applicants IQ tests and hire the people with the lowest scores?

danybhoy
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Rather is a lying sack, this broad is that stupid.

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