Author: Bonfire of the Absurdities

In 59 Philadelphia voting divisions, Mitt Romney got zero votes. “…was there not one contrarian voter in those 59 divisions, where unofficial vote tallies have President Obama outscoring Romney by a combined 19,605 to 0?” Perhaps they had some of those “all votes go to Obama” voting machines there, eh?

Morgan Stanley explains how rich New Yorkers and Californians could get really screwed in a Fiscal Cliff deal. Well, the wealthy in both these states voted overwhelmingly for King Putz so they apparently don’t mind. Screw away.

Legislators take a break from destroying California to endorse “Meatless Monday.” Nanny Bloomberg heads west. Anyone living in LA, take a look at NYC to see what your city’s response to a disaster will be like. Your gubbermint will be too busy monitoring your diet to do the marginal things like helping you get food, fuel and shelter. Soon the only meat in California will be in the political class’ heads.

The Stalinist at Montclair State. “During an Oct. 25 debate at Montclair State University English Professor Grover Furr denied the systematic mass murders committed by Soviet dictator Josef Stalin: ‘What you said is a bulls–t. It’s wrong. It’s a lie… I have yet to find one crime that Stalin committed.'” We have a hunch this guy reads the NY Times regularly.

New Yorkers still in the dark as Obama hits the links. “A good chunk of Long Island is still in the dark after 12 days now and nobody seems to care. It’s not like the president needs to show up for a photo op since these poor bastards overwhelmingly vote for him anyway… Imagine the howls if Bush played golf during the post-Katrina cleanup.” Whaddya mean? This damn hurricane was Bush’s fault!

Barack Obama Voter Fraud 2012. All the news that’s not fit to print. BTW, we know the map below is based on land areas, not actual live people, but isn’t it interesting the way all the Marxocrat voters are crowded into small enclaves?

Louisiana petitions “to withdraw from the United States of America and create its own NEW government.” Every avalanche starts with a handful of snow sliding. Just sayin’.

Happy Birthday United States Marine Corps. Two hundred and thirty seven years old today. “No better friend, no worse enemy. Semper fi.” BTW: that’s pronounced “core”, not “corpse.”

Obama wins 8 of 10 wealthiest counties in US. Multi-millionaire politician Obama runs a class-warfare campaign and wins as does multi-millionaire politician Cherokee Warren in Taxachusetts. Why don’t we take Obama and his Demofrauds up on their demands and re-instate the 90% marginal top tax bracket for these people since they seem to want it so much? Let’s tax the rich DEMOCRATS!

Time to realize what you voted for. Liberal contract attorneys will be getting f*cked by Obamacare. Sounds like dessert time… just desserts, that is.

Boston Globe already has Elizabeth Warren buyer’s remorse. “For the sake of Massachusetts, let’s hope that Elizabeth Warren gets better than this. She was always a mildly underwhelming candidate, clutching her talking points like they were a satchel of gold: millionaires and ­billionaires, a level playing field, big oil. As deft as she was at slogans, she was never so good at answering questions, which was odd for a person of such experience and substance….” Guess what, Boston Glob – she’s stupid and empty just like your stinking newspaper. Jokes on you.

“Could we fix an election? Sure. They would never know it.” “Apparently from testimony following the 2004 election, this computer programmer makes clear UNDER OATH, of how easily it would be for an organization, be it Democrat or Republican, to ‘flip’ the election outcome via a rather simple code. – a code this programmer himself easily manufactured.”

“We are already over the cliff, we’re just wondering how we’re going to land.” “…[Ron] Paul confirms bluntly that the reelection of Obama is driven simply by ‘the people’ being on the ‘receiving end’ of government benefits…” Denial is a river running thru America – the flood waters may be about to carry us away. (Video at the link.)

Killer faces life in jail after confessing to girl’s murder when he thought he was dying of a heart attack – then SURVIVING! A premature deathbed confession. BTW, interesting that this story occurred in Memphis TN but you have to go to a UK paper to read it.

Bend Forward: many businesses have announced closings or lay-offs since Obama re-election. A review of the major corporations that have announced layoffs in America in the 48 hrs after Obama’s “triumph”. You voted for it (directly at the ballot box or indirectly by staying home), you got it.

Obama victory comes with no mandate. “‘The mandate is a myth,’ said John Altman, associate professor of political science at York College of Pennsylvania. He pointed to Obama’s small margin of victory and the fact that U.S. voters are divided deeply by race, gender, spirituality, and party affiliation. You can’t claim to be carrying out the will of the people when the populous has little shared will.” Maybe it’s the mother of all Pyrrhic victories.

One nation, divisible: The United States has become two separate nations. “The US is populated by groups of people who may as well be living in different countries. They have separate histories, cultures and visions for the future. They are two distinct nationalities, divided by mutual distrust and joined by mammoth public debt.” And as President Lincoln (the real one) said, “A house divided against itself cannot stand.”

Poll closing time map. All times are Eastern Standard Time. Va and Fl results start at 7:00, Ohio 7:30 and Pa and Mich at 8.

It’s now public: Editors rejigger polls. “A stunning tale today in the Salt Lake Tribune, however, reveals the dirty little secret of polls paid for by the media. The results are, in effect, owned by the media, and the media can insist that they be rejiggered.” Liars, damn liars and the waste-stream media.

Daughters for Obama. Daughters plead with their moms to vote for the Empty Chair in order to safeguard their right to have abortions when they grow up. The Roe v. Wade decision was in 1973. GOP presidents have held office for 23 of those 39 years. How stupid does Obama think people are? This stupid…

The word from Dixville Notch, NH. The NH hamlet that traditionally votes right after midnight on election day this year tied 5-5 between Romney and Obama. That’s the bad news. The good news is that four years ago, they landslid Obama 15-6. BTW, Dixville Notch lost half of its registered voters in the last 4 years, which pretty much tells you all you need to know about the Obama presidency.

Obama campaign to supporters: don’t panic over early exit polls. But if you do panic and die of a heart attack because of it, just follow all the other dead voters to the nearest polling place.

Obama-Springsteen concert in Ohio draws 15,000 vs 80,000 in 2008. “The arena holds 21,000 but only 15,000 showed up.” From the comments: “I think the best thing would be for Obama to get voted out, and then President Romney would make him Ambassador to Libya since we have a vacancy there!” (snort!)

Romney campaign internal polling has him UP one point in Oh and TIED in Pa and Wi. “Romney is also three points up in NH. If the internal polls, which the Obama campaign scoffs at, are correct then Romney will almost certainly become the 45th President of the US.” FYI – Rasmussen’s Oct 31 party affiliation poll shows R/D/I spread 39.1/33.3/27.5, a R+5.8 spread which has never been seen going back to at least 2004. Let’s get out there and make it a wipe-out of the Dirtocrats.

What day did Barack Obama really lose his re-election? “Here are five important dates in the Obama Regime’s annals that each, on their own, cost Obama the election…” Just the thing to get folks good and pissed in case they still need something to motivate them to go out and vote tomorrow. As the Empty Chair said, “Voting is the best revenge.”