Women: 4 reasons why you should NOT put garlic in your vagina. One, in spite of what you’ve read, it will not cure a yeast infection. Two, although reportedly effective against vampires, that’s not where vampires bite. Three, your boyfriend will freak out something fierce when a clove of garlic pops out. And four, it’s gonna be real embarrassing when you get on an elevator and somebody says, “Who’s got garlic breath?”

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sifi
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sifi

https://midwiferytoday.com/mt-articles/garlic/

The reason that the treatment is done at bedtime is that there is a connection between the mouth and the vagina. The moment the garlic is placed in the vagina, the taste of the garlic travels up to the mouth. Most people will find this strong flavor annoying during the day, so the treatment is recommended for nighttime.

JPTravis
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The taste of the garlic travels to whose mouth? I’m confused.

sifi
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sifi

From what I gather, If she has garlic breath it doesn’t necessarily mean she’s been eat’n the stuff.

MGAP
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MGAP

So oprah and JP are wrong?

JPTravis
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How the hell did I get lumped together with Oprah?

MGAP
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MGAP

Probably by linking this thread to an oprah online article? People are talking dude.

Not so silent
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Not so silent

What if it sprouts?

CaliforniaDave
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CaliforniaDave

Then she got the green vine growin’ out the verginny.

/obscure?

sifi
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sifi

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Not so silent
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Not so silent

Thanks I just spit gatorade on my computer….Damn you… 🙂

whiskeyriver
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whiskeyriver

Dayam! I have cooked clams with garlic but I never heard of putting garlic in a clam.

CaliforniaDave
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CaliforniaDave

“But…but…a celebrity said it will keep Trump voters away from me! And he ought to know!!”

Not so silent
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Not so silent

Not only Trump supporters but the rest of the human population……

MGAP
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MGAP

Not sure what’s more surprising. JP reading Oprah online or Oprah online readers needing to be told not to stuff garlic in they vajajays.

JPTravis
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Who knew the Vagina Monologues had garlic breath, eh?

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Or were bilingual…

poppajoe49
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poppajoe49

I agree with you MGAP. I find JP reading Oprah online more disturbing than garlic clams.

deepthinker
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deepthinker

Damn I grew up in the south where there’s all sorts of wise tails. This one didn’t make the list.

GhostntheMachine
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GhostntheMachine

Damn, did he just slip a good one in there with ‘wise tails’, or did that one just kind of waft its’ own way into the conversation?

deepthinker
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deepthinker

I’ll never tell😏😏. That hillbilly education comes in handy at times

MGAP
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MGAP

Clam up, you two…

deepthinker
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deepthinker

We’ll snap too now

Joe Redfield
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Joe Redfield

It would be like putting socialism in your economy.