Jeb: ‘I’ve Lost Patience’ with Common Core Complaints. Everyone with half of a brain or more go stand in the corner or I’ll smack your pee pee. What a douche.
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Black Racist Group Plotted Bombing, Assassination but Charged with Gun Crime
Black Racist Group Plotted Bombing, Assassination but Charged with Gun Crime. It looks like HO-lder’s handing out Get Out of Jail Free passes.
BREAKING: @Twitter Mass Suspends Conservatives Who Posted NYT Address #Ferguson
BREAKING: @Twitter Mass Suspends Conservatives Who Posted NYT Address #Ferguson. The twits are at it again. You can bet they didn’t suspend the accounts of those who posted Darren Wilson’s address.
BREAKING: MSNBC Loving Muslim Was Arrested By FBI For Plotting to Kill #Ferguson Cop #DarrenWilson
BREAKING: MSNBC Loving Muslim Was Arrested By FBI For Plotting to Kill #Ferguson Cop #DarrenWilson. Not to worry, Al and Eric will probably have him sprung by morning.
Utah Police Officer Cleared in Shooting of Unarmed White Man – No Buildings Torched (Video)
Utah Police Officer Cleared in Shooting of Unarmed White Man – No Buildings Torched (Video). Damn! What’s the matter with white people these days? No riots, no looting, no burning down Salt Lake City, no visits from head of the Mormon Church, President Thomas S. Monson stirring up people, no Obama beer caffine free soda summit.
http://youtu.be/pLbVZHAjy_4
St. Louis’ Bosnian community sees hammer murder as hate crime
St. Louis’ Bosnian community sees hammer murder as hate crime. Funny they’re not burning town their own town and rioting. Hmmmm.
Chinese authorities: No more puns

Chinese authorities: “No more puns!” Fear not this bald-faced attack on IHTM: though they build a Great Wall against our puns and though they will surely be Peking at us to monitor compliance, our humor will not be Shanghaied.
Video Shows San Francisco Restaurant Worker Tenderizing Meat On Sidewalk
Video Shows San Francisco Restaurant Worker Tenderizing Meat On Sidewalk. The New Side Wok Pee Pee Chicken Kung Poo.
More layoffs loom at The New York Times as buyouts fall short
More layoffs loom at The New York Times as buyouts fall short. With stellar writing like publishing Darren Wilson’s address we can’t fathom why they need to lay people off.
White House: Obama Will Shut Down Gov’t if Congress Defunds Exec Amnesty
White House: Obama Will Shut Down Gov’t if Congress Defunds Exec Amnesty. Republicans shut down government = bad, Democrats shut down government = good.
We are Winning!
We are Winning! WAPO’s comment are going the same direction as the November elections. Right.
Rats Part Of Growing Pains For Fresh Food Program At San Francisco Schools
Rats Part Of Growing Pains For Fresh Food Program At San Francisco Schools, Rat! The other white meat!
PRIORITIES: Will University Of Illinois Employ Terrorist Murderer Or Take $4.5 MILLION Gift?
PRIORITIES: Will University Of Illinois Employ Terrorist Murderer Or Take $4.5 MILLION Gift? If you like your terrorist, you can keep your terrorist and I’ll keep my $4.5 million.
Congress’s Sneaky Tactic to Grab More U.S. Land for the Government
Congress’s Sneaky Tactic to Grab More U.S. Land for the Government. Let’s lock up more land for Sierra Clubbers to drive their Suburbans to visit.
FERGUSON POLL: GRAND JURY DECISION MORE POPULAR THAN OBAMA
FERGUSON POLL: GRAND JURY DECISION MORE POPULAR THAN OBAMA. Herpes is probably more popular.
BREAKING: Chicago Cops: NYT #Ferguson Reporter Who Published #DarrenWilson Address Wanted A-List Protection
BREAKING: Chicago Cops: NYT #Ferguson Reporter Who Published #DarrenWilson Address Wanted A-List Protection.
“She came in thinking she was Steven Spielberg or something shooting a movie” demanding all kinds of protections says a law enforcement source with knowledge of the Chicago police. “The police laughed at her.”
We wonder how many pizzas she got?
Welcome to $18 trillion

Welcome to $18 trillion. In spite of a record $341.5 billion in tax revenues for fiscal year 2014, the public debt of the federal government now stands at $18,005,549,328,561.45. A new milestone—or is it millstone?
Global Warming will stop planes from getting off the ground

Global Warming will stop planes from getting off the ground. Because warmer air is less dense and therefore provides less lift, a new study out of Columbia claims that by 2060 the warmer climate will make airlines reduce loads in order to take off. No word so far on whether “environmental scientists” will also be less dense by 2060—we can only hope.
DEMOCRAT MAYOR ENCOURAGES VOTER FRAUD AT MARY LANDRIEU EVENT
DEMOCRAT MAYOR ENCOURAGES VOTER FRAUD AT MARY LANDRIEU EVENT. Vote Democrat and vote often.
National Education Association spent $35 million on politics in 2014
National Education Association spent $35 million on politics in 2014. Every penny of it to promote leftwing causes and politicians. It’s all about the kids, right?
Farrakhan says black parents should teach kids to throw Molotov cocktails

Farrakhan says black parents should teach kids to throw Molotov cocktails. Ranting about Ferguson, he says violence is justified by the “law of retaliation” which is in the Bible. And furthermore, if protesters’ demands aren’t met, “we’ll tear this goddamn country apart!”
EXCLUSIVE: Al Qaeda plot to blow up 5 passenger planes in Christmas ‘spectacular’
EXCLUSIVE: Al Qaeda plot to blow up 5 passenger planes in Christmas ‘spectacular.’
The warning comes as Whitehall officials admit that a terror strike on the UK is now “almost inevitable” particularly with British jihadis returning from fighting alongside the Islamic State in Iraq and Syria.
Letting people back in your country after they go fight against you is stupid. A great description of the current UK and US governments right now.
Here Are the Disgusting “Rap” Lyrics Michael Brown Wrote That the Media’s Ignoring
Here Are the Disgusting “Rap” Lyrics Michael Brown Wrote That the Media’s Ignoring. Yet more proof he was a ‘gentile giant.’
Teen Thugs on the Loose After Fatal Hammer Attack on St. Louis Street
Teen Thugs on the Loose After Fatal Hammer Attack on St. Louis Street. So where’s the peanut gallery? Obama? Holder? Sharpton? Jackson? Oh, they’d only show up if it was white teens that beat a black guy to death with hammers. Never mind.
Irony: St. Louis Rams Player With “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” Gesture Has Lengthy Arrest Record
Irony: St. Louis Rams Player With “Hands Up, Don’t Shoot” Gesture Has Lengthy Arrest Record. Perhaps it was just a reflex.