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Reports: Obama Mulling Sanctions on Israel:

The Obama administration is refusing to discuss reports that emerged early Thursday claiming that the White House is considering imposing sanctions on Israel for continuing construction on Jewish homes in Jerusalem.

Achtung Juden! President Jim Crowbama has decreed that you will not be allowed to live in the city your ancestors settled over two thousand years ago due to continuing questions about the quality of your racial and ethnic make-up. Now please report to the the nearest train station/depot and await further instruction.

Obama on Garner: “My tradition is not to remark on cases where there may still be an investigation.” Huh? Since when?

Lena Dunham’s rape story falls apart under close examination. Liberals have a weird habit of writing autobiographies while still young that include incidents that are fictional. (In fact, our current president did it twice.)

Multistate coalition sues over immigration order. Don’t mess with Texas.

Sebelius: ‘Financial Literacy Of A Lot Of People … Is Very Low.’ Another pompous megalomaniac who thinks everyone but her is stupid.

“Miss BumBum” runner-up hospitalized after butt lift goes bad. She tried to enhance her background so she wouldn’t finish behind next time.

The president rewrites the ObamaCare law — again. Too bad his pen doesn’t run out of ink.