This story makes it too damn easy. Punch lines just leap to mind. It’s not even a challenge, but feel free to write your own if you wish.
The Telegraph UK has the sordid story:
Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.
A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.
The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.
Mr Obama is widely popular in China, and a “Maobama” t-shirt, bearing an image of his face crossed with a portrait of Chairman Mao, has become a best-seller.
Notice the remarkable strength and maturity that we’re showing here. Not one cheap, sleazy punch line has left our laptop.
Also see: The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.
Source: Telegraph UK
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Chris Matthews, are you watching?!
Sadly, the only thing that inflates. . . . wait for it. . . . is his ego.
Badoom-bing!
Rule 34 in action.
"Obama has done all he can to screw you and inflate the dollar... now you can inflate him and return the favor!"
Do they have a Moochelle version that is a cow??
What me worry. I love her t*ts like no udder, my Moochelle.
OMG!! I feel like such a boob after that cowageous remark!!
The "Blow Me Barry" doll- Make no mistake, this doll will make it a top priority to screw you hard! Whisper i it's ear that you are a republican, and let the FU*%ing begin!
So what's with all the white chicks? Are they imitating Tiger, or are they just acknowledging the white side of Obama? Mighty Mo is gonna be pissed that her man is surrounded by a bunch of white trash ho's!
Racists.
Love the saffron hair on two of them though...oh wait, maybe the color is 'goldenrod'!
Mighty Mo?? Don't dishonor the great battleship USS Missouri aka Mighty Mo by using its nickname on another battleship
Don't you mean Battle Wagon?
True True, thanks for the correction.
Doesn't it remind you the the great Mel Brooks movie, Blazing Saddle. "Where are all the white women..."
"Hey boys (in a high, southern falsetto) Look what I have here!"
Yes! I'd forgotten...I think I'll rent it this weekend for a good laugh...LOVE that movie!
Mongo like!
Mongo only pawn... in game of life.
True trivia: Did you know that Mel Brooks got sued for using the name "Hedly Lamarr" by the actress Hedy Lamarr because of that film? (Source: Turner Classic MOvies. The ONLY Turner product I watch.)
I didn't, but can't say I am surprised!
It promises to stimulate, but all you get is extended periods of no growth.
More in the doll than in the empty suit.
...and that's about as far as I'll go on that one.
Hell, it ain't even full of hot air, like the real Obama.
My sister-in-law, who is just crazy in love with the 'One', ordered her doll. She couldn't decide between the 1" or the 1 1/2". I told her to go for the larger one.