The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.

by editor on August 18, 2010

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This is a real product and you can buy it via the link at the bottom of this story. So rather than trying to describe it ourselves, let’s just go with a censored version of the product description found on the seller’s website:

Blow-Up Barack presidential love doll. He f**ked the economy, now you can f**k him back! He’ll batter your bush. Visit his oval orifice. He’s got a presidential-sized power tool! He’s the clear winner in this year’s presidential erection. He’s got the biggest presidential staff ever!

They left out three things:

“Like the original, it’s completely full of hot air”

“Endorsed by Barney Frank.”

And “For a small additional change, MSNBC host Chris Matthews will deliver your Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll and personally inflate it.”

Source: Sex Robot

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Hollie
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Hollie
October 18, 2011 12:21 pm

I own this. It is very funny. The back of the box is funnier than the front. The doll itself is ugly with a tiny “package”. It is fun to dress him up :) Bring him to parties. Although, he is not well liked.

LC
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LC
March 6, 2012 8:58 am

Was thinking of buying this as a joke for my mates birthday… but cant find any pictures to see what actually makes it a ‘love doll’ lol, but need to find out what is actually involved cause she lives with her parents and i think they’d be abit like… wtf? :L

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lucille
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lucille
October 20, 2010 7:15 pm

damn red neck republicans, he’s the president get the f–k over it or move to canada. this is the future, most of the voters were youth. and they’ll make better decisions than any of your old pasty, racist, unpatriotic asses ever will

David
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David
October 14, 2010 9:00 pm

and.. very authentic.. its not made in the USA

Secretia Collins
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October 14, 2010 3:23 pm

I want one. My husband has been so unsatisfying lately. TFLMMYD!

Necron_99
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Necron_99
October 14, 2010 9:49 pm

Your husband must be a liberal.

CHRISTI REEVES
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CHRISTI REEVES
August 24, 2010 11:05 pm

YOU WILL CERTAINLY NEED LOTS OF ANAL LUBE FOR THIS ONE!

robert
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robert
December 28, 2010 8:40 am

You do not use lube remember

KimmyQueen
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August 20, 2010 7:00 am

WTH?! EWWW grosss… not even for a joke I want this.

USN-RETIRED
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USN-RETIRED
August 19, 2010 3:33 pm

Back in the ’60’s Frank Zappa had a song “Plastic People”. This Inflata-prez seems to give the term a whole new meaning.

Just thinking – Wonder if it could fill in for the Half-Cracker™ while he’s on one of his much-needed vacations? It could probably play golf better at least.

Passionate Deb
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Passionate Deb
August 19, 2010 2:32 pm

This will go nicely with my Hilary Clinton nut cracker and Bill Clinton corkscrew!

dwyerzirish
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dwyerzirish
August 19, 2010 1:12 pm

The politics of personality need to stop it wasn’t right when people went after Bush personally it isn’t right when people go after Obama either. This sh** has got to stop. It invalidates any real arguments you make against the policies of his administration. There needs to be a little more respect for the office of the President, I will grant you that recent past presidents have done much to compromise the office of the President but we as a people need to reinstate it. I didn’t vote for Obama I will not vote for him but he is the duly elected President of The United States of America and damnit I am sick of this disrespect.

Sabot
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Sabot
August 19, 2010 2:42 pm

Yeah!! You people need to stop making fun of our functionally retarded, socialist president. Show some damn respect!

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Jason
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Jason
August 19, 2010 4:32 am

Blow…..blow as hard as you can……you’ll never fill it with as much hot air as the real Obama!

JPT
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August 19, 2010 2:37 am

The Bouncy Barry Love Doll! Bob Greene tested and Larry Sinclair approved!
(go use the Google kids- tons of ‘truth is sicker then fiction’ fun facts from before Obama was POTUS and back when Obama was just an Alinsky flunky)

I want to know if this blow up doll has full bowing action too? Only when approaching foreign leaders I am sure. If it is like the really Barry- it is YOU and YOU ALONE Mr and Mrs Taxpayer who will be bending over to get the business from this doll.

$20 bet: This Barry fu*k doll vs Chucky?! I pick Chucky FTW! Close fight though… Both are made from toxic PVC and nasty plasticizers. Both were possessed by a soul who escaped right out of the fires of hell. Both love to harm kids (Chucky just tries to kill them in the here and now- Barry will saddle the wee ones of today with roughly two lifetimes of debt to pay for his Big Gov nonsense) and both are sorry puppets. Still, Chucky could take him!

Don’t buy one! It is a trap! First off you are supporting capitalism and creativity (two no-noes under Barry rule) and more to the point: If you use this doll you will be arrested for committing a hate crime in some way. When the POTUS fu*ks you and your family, that is called “Change you can believe in”.

Should you seek to return the favor, that is called an invitation to have Napolitano’s goon squad walk right past the twenty illegals doing dope and selling stolen car parts (all in plain sight) and bust your traitorous ass! No more of that 1st Amendment crap and ‘I was just expressing myself’ plea either! The only one who ass f*cks Barry is Michelle (allegedly) with her not so inflatable plastic fantastic stiff one! As he likes it… He has been a bad boy. Looking at the State of the Union- A REALLY Bad Boy!
Mama Punish old Barry boy good! **Thrust Thrust**

I love how this has the product title as including the line “The Original” Barry Blow Up Sex Doll. Guys, even the master knock off artists in China are not lining up to clone this one. Your POTUS sex doll is safe.

Joe Biden Safe-T-Man… That is a market we ALL are itching to break into! YES!

Wait your f*cking turn China! Go not test child’s toys for heavy metals and radiation (oh- one step ahead of me there? My bad). Safe-T-Man Biden is MINE! He and Blow Up Barry can meet up and… ‘Play house’ if you know what I mean… 1600 Pennsylvania Ave Lincoln bedroom style baby!

Don’t prev on it- just let it be…

David
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David
August 18, 2010 11:50 pm

Finally.. I can do to him what he’s been doing to the country…But first.. I hope I can bend him over….

GregoryTart
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August 18, 2010 10:01 pm

However the balls must be inflated separately, and can only be operated if the press is around, a DNC meeting is happening, or if a teleprompter is ready. Some models do not include them at all so you need to check the box

RW
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RW
August 18, 2010 9:13 pm

When in Rome.. *cough*

USN-RETIRED
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USN-RETIRED
August 19, 2010 3:22 pm

Sounds more like “Greek” to me 😉

JPTravis
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August 18, 2010 8:49 pm

Am I the only one who wonders if a Barack love doll wouldn’t be more realistic if they marketed it to men? Not that there would be anything wrong with that…

KimmyQueen
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August 22, 2010 9:16 am

Uhm… I thought it was marketed to men…

Necron_99
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Necron_99
October 14, 2010 9:51 pm

Rumor has it Chrissy ‘the Sissy’ Mathews ordered three.

DJ
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DJ
August 18, 2010 6:44 pm

You forgot a fourth thing: “Able to completely bend over…for a bow, of course!”

Margaret
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Margaret
August 18, 2010 6:37 pm

Far more appealing and probably more satisfying than the real thing.

TeriDavisNewman
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August 21, 2010 7:53 am

…and certainly more patriotic along with being MUCH smarter!
Comes with FREE Prayer Rug too!

Hollie
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Hollie
October 18, 2011 12:30 pm

I want to like your comment but the thumbs up button is on 9 and that’s my lucky number.
I happen to own this piece of equipment. The back of the box is funnier. Everyone CAN have a patriotic date for this Halloween!

drb
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drb
August 18, 2010 5:46 pm

ewwwwwwwww. gross.

CO2Insanity
Admin
August 18, 2010 5:27 pm

OK one question I don’t really want to know the answer to but where do you blow to fill it with air? Or, should I ask Barney Frank?

Vic
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Vic
August 18, 2010 9:41 pm

Yeah. I don’t really want to know either. I was sort of thinking of “Otto Pilot” from Airplane!

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