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Our new campaign: Send Chris Matthews a Chinese “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll”

We ran a story this week about a new Chinese-manufactured “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll” and one about another Obama Blow Up Doll back in August. So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.

We ran a story this week about a new Chinese-manufactured “Blow-Up Barack Presidential Love Doll” and one about another Obama Blow Up Doll back in August.

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Give Chris Matthews the merriest Christmas ever. Send him an Obama sex doll.

When MSNBC’s Chris Matthews said Obama gave him a thrill up his leg, we didn’t realize initially that he meant his middle leg, but that’s become apparent over the course of the last two years.

So we’re starting a new campaign and calling on all conservatives to join us in sending as many of these love dolls to Chris Matthews as possible.

Just imagine the Hardball studio filled to the rafters with hundreds, maybe thousands of these things. That image alone is definitely worth $25.03 you’ll spend on the doll.

Click here. Order now to make sure Chris gets yours in time for Christmas. And make sure you include a note that says, “Merry Christmas from IHateTheMedia.com and (your name).

Here’s Chris’ address:

Chris Matthews
Hardball
MSNBC
30 Rockefeller Plaza
New York, N.Y. 10112

C’mon, conservatives. Give Chris Matthews the Obama love he fantasizes about.

Order now!

Bonus Points: Record a video of yourself hand-delivering an inflated Obama Love Doll to Chris or his receptionist and we’ll give you your 15 minutes of fame on the internet.

The Chinese develop an Obama Sex Doll: Provide your own punch lines

Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.

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This story makes it too damn easy. Punch lines just leap to mind. It’s not even a challenge, but feel free to write your own if you wish.

The Telegraph UK has the sordid story:

Americans may have fallen out of love with Barack Obama, but the president of the United States is still an object of affection for the Chinese, who have remodeled him as a blow-up sex doll.

A doll wearing a dark blue suit and red tie, and with Mr Obama’s face carefully screen-printed onto its head, was exhibited at the recent 8th Sex Culture Festival in the southern city of Guangzhou.

The doll was photographed by Chinese state media nestling behind several other standard plastic female toys.

Mr Obama is widely popular in China, and a “Maobama” t-shirt, bearing an image of his face crossed with a portrait of Chairman Mao, has become a best-seller.

Notice the remarkable strength and maturity that we’re showing here. Not one cheap, sleazy punch line has left our laptop.

Also see: The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.

Source: Telegraph UK

The Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll. Seriously. We’re not making this up.

Rather than trying to describe the Blow Up Barack blowup doll ourselves, let’s just go with a censored version of the product description found on the seller’s website.

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This is a real product and you can buy it via the link at the bottom of this story. So rather than trying to describe it ourselves, let’s just go with a censored version of the product description found on the seller’s website:

Blow-Up Barack presidential love doll. He f**ked the economy, now you can f**k him back! He’ll batter your bush. Visit his oval orifice. He’s got a presidential-sized power tool! He’s the clear winner in this year’s presidential erection. He’s got the biggest presidential staff ever!

They left out three things:

“Like the original, it’s completely full of hot air”

“Endorsed by Barney Frank.”

And “For a small additional change, MSNBC host Chris Matthews will deliver your Barack Obama Blow-Up Love Doll and personally inflate it.”

Source: Sex Robot

Joke of the Day: A guy walks into an adult store

A guy walks into an adult store and says he’d like to buy an inflatable doll. “I need to ask you a few questions first,” the guy behind the counter says. “Male or female?”

Super sexy inflatable Fatima now just $39.95 plus tax
Super sexy inflatable Fatima now just $39.95 plus tax

A guy walks into an adult store and says he’d like to buy an inflatable doll.

“I need to ask you a few questions first,” the guy behind the counter says. “Male or female?”

“Female,” the customer says.

“Black or white?” the clerk asks.

“White,” says the customer.

“Christian or Muslim?”

The annoyed customer says, “What the hell does religion have to do with it?”

“Very simple,” the clerk says. “The Muslim one blows itself up.”

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