Boohoo. New government website helps people who are sad and crying

Are you sad? Are your spirits lower than your bank balance? Are you as depressed as the economy? Fear not. It’s Obama to the rescue. Because as all good Americans know, there is nothing this 21st century Superman cannot do.

Our thanks to Drudge for breaking the news of this latest nanny state fiasco:

The U.S. government is set to offer an online emotional rescue kit!

“Getting Through Tough Economic Times” will launch Tuesday with a media push across all platforms.

The site is meant to help people identify health concerns related to financial worries.

The feds will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.

The only problem is trying to remember the government’s catchy URL:

samhsa.gov/economy

May we respectfully suggest some catchier, snappier, more memorable URLs?

How about ImMoreDepressedThanMyIRA.gov. Or My401KsNotOK.gov. Or CradleToGraveHappiness.gov. Or our personal favorite, NannyState.gov.

Feel free to use them, President Obama.

Source: DrudgeReport.com