Harry Reid dementia seems to have taken a sudden turn for the worse. He said with an odd little smile on his face, “we’d be in a worldwide depression.”
Harry Reid’s fumbling, bumbling, mumbling conclusion to his debate with Sharron Angle last week was tough to watch, but now his dementia seems to have taken a sudden turn for the worse.
“But for me,” Reid said with an odd little smile on his face, “we’d be in a worldwide depression.”
No, really, that’s what he said. It’s looped three times on this clip because you won’t believe you heard it correctly the first time nor the second time.
We sincerely hope his family can find a nice retirement home in Searchlight for the kindly old codger.
Time Magazine compared Barack Obama to Franklin Roosevelt, complete with cigarette holder and massive federal intervention. Is it an accurate comparison?
Time Magazine compared Barack Obama to Franklin Roosevelt, complete with cigarette holder and massive federal intervention.
Is it an accurate comparison?
If you believe Lee Ohanian and Harold Cole it may be true, but not in the happy talk, cheerleady way that Time intended.
The two UCLA economists contend that Roosevelt’s interventionist policies actually made the Great Depression even more…well…depressing.
Just like some critics say that Obama’s “stimulus” is making the recession even more…uhhh…recessional.
Think you're depressed now? Wait 'til next year when you don't get the whole summer off.
According to an Associated Press-mtvU poll 85% of college students surveyed report feeling stress recently.
The little darlings are worried about grades, school work, money and relationships. 42% said they had felt down, depressed or hopeless several days during the past two weeks. 13% showed signs of being at risk for mild depression or worse.
No friggin’ wonder, cupcake. You’ve been babied since the day you were born and told that you were special. You learned to play soccer without keeping score because losing might damage your delicate psyche. Your grades were inflated because…well…we don’t even know why grades were inflated. Your teachers took classes to learn how to build your self-esteem up bigger than Barry Bonds biceps even when you didn’t deserve it. And you actually thought Barack Obama would fill the world with sweetness and light.
Hah. Let us just say, welcome to the real world.
Of course, you’re depressed. The real world is filled with real pressure. Mommy and daddy aren’t going to pay your bills anymore. Your new boss won’t say “I’m giving you an A because you tried hard.” No. He’s more likely to say, “Turn in a piece of crap like this again and your ass will be on the street.”
Get over yourselves. Shut the hell up. Get a job. Work your ass off like the rest of us.
Sometimes you’ll win. Sometimes you’ll lose. But if you work hard you’ll discover that hard work is its own reward. So get to work.
One more thing: In the real world, they keep score.
But what if your depression is caused by the administration, not the economy?
Are you sad? Are your spirits lower than your bank balance? Are you as depressed as the economy? Fear not. It’s Obama to the rescue. Because as all good Americans know, there is nothing this 21st century Superman cannot do.
Our thanks to Drudge for breaking the news of this latest nanny state fiasco:
The U.S. government is set to offer an online emotional rescue kit!
“Getting Through Tough Economic Times” will launch Tuesday with a media push across all platforms.
The site is meant to help people identify health concerns related to financial worries.
The feds will warn of depression, suicidal thinking and other serious mental illnesses. It will raise warning flags for: Persistent sadness/crying; Excessive anxiety; Lack of sleep/constant fatigue; Excessive irritability/anger.
The only problem is trying to remember the government’s catchy URL:
samhsa.gov/economy
May we respectfully suggest some catchier, snappier, more memorable URLs?
How about ImMoreDepressedThanMyIRA.gov. Or My401KsNotOK.gov. Or CradleToGraveHappiness.gov. Or our personal favorite, NannyState.gov.
