That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night.
The Associated Press has the polygamous particulars:
President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.
The 19-year-old’s mother told The Associated Press on Friday she is furious that her daughter quit high school and married the 52-year-old.
Mary Aoko Ouma says her daughter tried to marry Malik Obama two years ago, but the mother says she wouldn’t give permission.
Malik Obama, who is Muslim, has two other wives. Polygamy is legal in Kenya if it falls under religious or cultural traditions.
Seriously, this story has it all. Kooky Obama relatives. Muslims. Polygamy. High school drop-outs. Teenage sex. An angry mother.
This is what life is going to be like in blogger heaven.
Source: Associated Press
This post was last modified on January 26, 2021
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Either he promised her the stars and the moon and she believed it or else she is EXTREMELY lazy and just wants a man to take care of her doesnt care who. OR I guess the mother is a horrible nag and she went for Malik, but I got to say nothing a 52 year old man has to say to me will entice me to marry him AND even if my Mom was an horrible nag I would rather deal with it that get involved with an old man who has two other wives who will treat her like sh*t. Way to ruin your life little girl.
He's made for the supermarket tabloids -- the only way to make him more perfect would be for him to have a birthmark on his ass cheek in the shape of Barney Frank.
Oh my.....!
I don't suppose this Obama is also into the well known Kenyan scam letters by any chance? That'd be just one more crazy facet to this story. Or can a family only have one real black sheep?
Well they all call themselves "brothers" so its not a stretch to say obama is related to 80% of the prison population, 419 scammers and that dipshit with the saggy pants that keeps getting caught with drugs down at the local strip-mall.
Hmmph...I've always had a funny feeling about Obama. I thought that maybe, just maybe, that the linebacker who appears with him in public is not his real or only wife.