Tag: Kenya

Liberal conundrum: Kenya’s Muslim leaders want to execute gays

As difficult as it will be for liberals to choose between their radical Muslim constituency and their gay constituency, we assume they’ll go with the gays because…

Strip the burqa off to expose the true face of Islam and it ain’t pretty. But it does make for an amusing situation when liberals find out that the radical Muslims they are so quick to defend want to execute one of liberalism’s core constituencies.

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Osama Bin Swishie takes a stroll around Nairobi

Times Live has the deadly details:

Muslim leaders in Kenya have called on the government to introduce the death penalty for homosexuals and to boycott their businesses, media reports said Monday.

“Death is the only punishment prescribed by Islam for such people as done in China and Iran,” the Daily Nation quoted Sheikh Mohammed Khalifa, of the Council of Imams and Preachers of Kenya, as saying.

“We are asking Kenyans to shun businesses owned by such people and further show them open discrimination as a way of stopping the beastly act,” he told reporters at an anti-homosexual workshop.

And if they don’t stop “the beastly act,” we assume that they will be stoned to death, an act of supreme kindness.

Another participant at the work shop, Sheikh Majid Obeid also blamed Kenya’s recent drought on “illicit activities.”

“The rising cost of living and drought are due to the behaviour of these Kenyans who are not ready to change,” he said.

As difficult as it will be for liberals to choose between their radical Muslim constituency and their gay constituency, we assume they’ll go with the gays because the radical Muslims made the mistake of endorsing the death penalty.

Ten demerits for the radical Muslims.

Source: Times Live

Get your copy: New book to reveal Obama’s true identity?

Jerome Corsi, the same author who helped sink John Kerry’s presidential campaign with Swift Boat, has penned a new book called “Where’s the Birth Certificate?: The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President. Pre-order here!

The Drudge Report just announced that a new book may just uncover and reveal the hidden secrets in Barack Obama’s life.

Jerome Corsi, the same author who helped sink John Kerry’s presidential campaign with Swift Boat, has penned a new book called “Where’s the Birth Certificate?: The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President“

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“It’s utterly devastating,” reveals a source close to the publisher. “Obama may learn things he didn’t even know about himself!”Does Corsi definitively declare the location of Obama’s birth?

Will the president’s attorneys attempt to interfere with the book’s distribution? [The publisher vows to vigorously fight any legal action that may be taken.]

Will the book finally — once and for all — put an end to the growing controversy?

Or will it just ignite new ones!?

“When Donald Trump said he sent PIs to Hawaii to get to the bottom of all this, he meant this book,” declares an insider.

Can’t wait. If this one’s half as good as Swift Boat, it’s going to be very good. The Editor and the Administrator have already ordered copies. And in a blatant attempt to make a few bucks, we’re making it easy for you to order yours, too. Just order through the link below and a few pennies goes in our pocket. We appreciate it:

Pre-order today!

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The Case that Barack Obama is not Eligible to be President




Source: DrudgeReport.com

Obama’s Kenyan cousin orders nationwide crackdown on gays

We’d be willing to bet that most Americans don’t know that Raila Odinga, Barack Obama’s cousin, is the new Prime Minister of Kenya. Nor that he’s an avowed socialist. Nor that Obama went to Kenya to campaign for him. Nor that he’s virulently anti-gay.

We’d be willing to bet that most Americans don’t know that Raila Odinga, Barack Obama’s cousin, is the new Prime Minister of Kenya. Nor that he’s an avowed socialist. Nor that Obama went to Kenya to campaign for him. Nor that he’s virulently anti-gay.

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Barack Obama campaigning for his homophobic, socialist Kenyan cousin Raila Odinga

Kenya’s Capital News reports the news the American media won’t:

Mr Odinga on Sunday said that police should arrest anyone found engaging in such behaviours and take appropriate legal action against them.

“We will not tolerate such behaviours in the country. The constitution is very clear on this issue and men or women found engaging in homosexuality will not be spared,” Mr Odinga said.

“Any man found engaging in sexual activities with another man should be arrested. Even women found engaging in sexual activities will be arrested,” the premier warned.

Speaking at a public rally at the Kamukunji grounds in his Nairobi’s Kibera constituency on Sunday afternoon, the Prime Minister cited the recent population census results which put the ratio of men to women equal and wondered why people should engage in homosexuality.

“This [homosexual] kind of behaviours will not be tolerated in this country. Men or women found engaging in those acts deserve to be arrested and will be arrested,” he told a hilarious crowd.

We’re pretty much convinced that if Odinga ever saw his cousin throw a baseball an arrest warrant would be issued post haste.

Source: CapitalFM.co.ke

Question of the Day: Is Obama A Keynesian?

Too freakin’ funny. The dimwits at the Stewart/Colbert rally don’t know the difference between a Kenyan and a Keynesian.

Too freakin’ funny. The dimwits at the Stewart/Colbert rally don’t know the difference between a Kenyan and a Keynesian.

“Why, how can you wingnuts call him a Keynesian? Everyone knows he was born in Hawaii.”

But remember, it’s the conservatives who are stupid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rnpuEx6bzy4

Obama’s 52-year old polygamous brother makes a teenage girl his third wife

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night. President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night.

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Muslim Malik Obama displays a photo of himself with his 100% completely un-Muslim brother Barack

The Associated Press has the polygamous particulars:

President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

The 19-year-old’s mother told The Associated Press on Friday she is furious that her daughter quit high school and married the 52-year-old.

Mary Aoko Ouma says her daughter tried to marry Malik Obama two years ago, but the mother says she wouldn’t give permission.

Malik Obama, who is Muslim, has two other wives. Polygamy is legal in Kenya if it falls under religious or cultural traditions.

Seriously, this story has it all. Kooky Obama relatives. Muslims. Polygamy. High school drop-outs. Teenage sex. An angry mother.

This is what life is going to be like in blogger heaven.

Source: Associated Press

Did Newsweek’s Howard Fineman just become a birther?

Keith Olbermann broke out in a nervous sweat last night when Newsweek’s Ron Fineman sounded as if he had become one of those dreaded birthers.

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Keith Olbermann broke out in a nervous sweat lthis week when Newsweek’s Howard Fineman sounded as if he had become one of those dreaded birthers.

Fineman explained how ObamaCare got passed:

Fineman: Persistence by President Obama, who comes from a country of long-distance runners and was one; persistence in canniness by Nancy Pelosi and Rahm Emanuel…

Olbermann: You just said that the President comes from a nation of long-distance runners. You mean he`s descended from them.

Fineman: Descended from them, excuse me.

Olbermann: Otherwise, the headline is, “Fineman, birther.”

Fineman: Birther, yeah, no, descended from.

Fineman was this close to never being invited back on the Olbermann show. This close.

Source: NewsBusters.org

Who cares if Obama is Kenyan? We want to know if he’s Reptilian?

It’s a thinly-veiled commentary on the Obama administration. The bad guys are alien reptiles who bear a very strong resemblance to a certain socialist administration.

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Even if you aren’t a science fiction fan you should check out “V,” the new series on ABC-TV.

Why? It’s a thinly-veiled commentary on the Obama administration. The bad guys are alien reptiles who bear a very strong resemblance to a certain socialist administration.

Don’t take our word for it. Here’s an excerpt from a review in the Chicago Tribune:

Imagine this. At a time of political turmoil, a charismatic, telegenic new leader arrives virtually out of nowhere. He offers a message of hope and reconciliation based on compromise and promises to marshal technology for a better future that will include universal health care.

The news media swoons in admiration — one simpering anchorman even shouts at a reporter who asks a tough question: “Why don’t you show some respect?!” The public is likewise smitten, except for a few nut cases who circulate batty rumors on the Internet about the leader’s origins and intentions. The leader, undismayed, offers assurances that are soothing, if also just a tiny bit condescending: “Embracing change is never easy.”

So, does that sound like anyone you know? Oh, wait — did I mention the leader is secretly a totalitarian space lizard who’s come here to eat us?

Welcome to ABC’s “V,” the most fascinating and bound to be the most controversial new show of the fall television season. Nominally a rousing sci-fi space opera about alien invaders bent on the conquest (and digestion) of all humanity, it’s also a barbed commentary on Obamamania that will infuriate the president’s supporters and delight his detractors.

ABC has committed to four episodes of “V.” If it does well, they’ll renew it. Unfortunately, the Obama administration can’t be canceled for three more years.

Source: Chicago Tribune

Back off, al Qaeda. Hating Hillary is one job Americans don’t need to outsource.

It’s come to our attention that al Queda-linked forces in Somalia were plotting to attack Hillary Clinton during her recent stay in Kenya. How did we miss this story? Did it just slip under the radar during the excitement of the town halls?

Hillary shakes her considerable booty in Kenya, unaware that al Qaeda was plotting booticide
Hillary shakes her considerable booty in Kenya, unaware that al Qaeda was plotting booticide

It’s come to our attention that al Queda-linked forces in Somalia were plotting to attack Hillary Clinton during her recent stay in Kenya. How did we miss this story? Did it just slip under the radar during the excitement of the town halls?

Here’s how The Australian reports it:

A planned series of bomb attacks set to take place in Nairobi, the capital of neighbouring Kenya, while Mrs Clinton was there – one in the hotel where she was staying – was foiled at the last minute, media reports, citing senior security officials, said.

“Al-Qa’ida wanted to strike at the heart of Nairobi (while Mrs Clinton was here),” the senior security official was quoted as saying, adding that Kenyan authorities intercepted communications between the plotters in war-ravaged Somalia and their operatives in Nairobi, which has a large emigre Somali population.

Five suspected al-Shabaab terrorists were arrested, including a man believed to be a Somali carrying a Danish passport. The four other suspects seized, including a woman, had what appeared to be false Kenyan identity documents, according to the reports.

Back off, Bandar. Cool it, Kamal. Just because we don’t like Hillary doesn’t give you a free assassination pass.

If this represents an Al Queda attempt to ‘bond’ with normal Americans, maybe you could poke fun at Hillary’s pants suits. Or laugh at the way President Obama has completely marginalized her.

We don’t like to make threats, but if you don’t stop we’ll get ourselves a real Secretary of State.

Source: The Australian

– Written by Patrick Michael

Headline of the Day
“Clinton begins Africa tour in Kenya”

“Clinton begins Africa tour in Kenya.” Do you think she’ll pick up her boss’s birth certificate while she’s there?

The Headline of the Day naturally gives rise to the Question of the Day: Do you think she’ll pick up her boss’s birth certificate while she’s there?

Obama’s Hawaiian birth certificate discovered at Honolulu garage sale

Barack Obama’s birth certificate recently was recently discovered and purchased for 25¢ at a garage sale held in the front yard of the apartment building across the street from Honolulu’s Punahou School where Obama lived with his grandparents.

It is now official: Barack Obama was born in Honolulu, Hawaii, United States.

His original birth certificate recently was recently discovered and purchased for 25¢ at a garage sale held in the front yard of the apartment building across the street from Honolulu’s Punahou School where Obama lived with his grandparents. It’s like when you watch Antique Roadshow and hear one of those stories about someone finding a Picasso in his aunt’s attic.

The current residents of the apartment found the official birth certificate behind the refrigerator, where it has obviously been been sitting lost all those years since Obama’s family lived in the apartment.

We sincerely hope this puts an end to those crazy, groundless birther conspiracy theories.

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Obama’s Kenyan half brother writing a full book

Another Obama relative has lined up a book deal. This time it’s his half brother George. You know, the one that The One allows to wallow in poverty in the slums of Nairobi, Kenya. The one who was busted for possession of pot a few months ago.

George Obama getting ready for a long day of community organizing.
George Obama getting ready for a long day of community organizing.

Another Obama relative has lined up a book deal. This time it’s his half brother George. You know, the one that The One allows to wallow in poverty in the slums of Nairobi, Kenya. The one who was busted for possession of pot a few months ago.

Publishing giant Simon & Schuster says George Obama’s memoir can be expected in your favorite bookstore in January 2010.

“Homeland” will tell the story of George Obama’s sad, youthful descent into crime and poverty, his turn to community organizing and his work for the poor, a drive so powerful that he actually chooses to live among them.

Hey, wait a second. Except for that part about living among the poor “Homeland” sounds a lot like “Dreams From My Father.”

Just one thing, George. Selling dope on the street doesn’t really qualify as “community organizing.” You might want to rethink that part of your bio.

You can tell that George and Barack are brothers, because they definitely share the bullshit gene.

Source: Breitbart.com

Obama birth certificate controversy outed in billboard campaign

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We’re not big believers in the Barack Obama birth certificate issue. That being said, the controversy refuses to go away.

World Net Daily is erecting outdoor boards across the country “to raise awareness of questions surrounding the constitutional eligibility of Barack Obama to serve as president.”

The message on the boards is simple: “Where’s the birth certificate?”

The first board has already been posted in Louisiana and additional boards are planned in Los Angeles and in Pennsylvania.

“I wish such a campaign were not absolutely necessary,” Farah commented. “I wish there were checks and balances in our political and electoral systems to ensure that constitutional eligibility of presidential candidates was established before politicians could assume the highest office in the land. I wish my colleagues in the news media believed the Constitution really means what it says and pressed this issue as hard as we have pressed it at WND. I wish radio talk-show hosts were bold enough to ask this question. But wishing is not enough. It’s time to raise the visibility of this issue vital to the rule of law in America. I ask everyone to pitch in and help WND make a simple yet profound statement: The Constitution still matters.”

Only one flaw in Farah’s reasoning – it’s becoming more and more obvious that the Constitution really doesn’t matter here in ObamaLand.

Source: WorldNetDaily.com

Kenya’s Muslims and Christians battling for the soul of Barack Obama’s grandmother

Seventh Day Adventist terrorists are causing trouble for President Obama's grandmother in Kenya.
Seventh Day Adventist terrorists are causing trouble for President Obama's grandmother in Kenya.

Oh, my! We have a battle going in Kenya. Muslims claim Christians are trying to convert Sarah Obama, who just happens to be the president’s grannie.

Mrs Obama, who’s been basking in her grandson’s aura since he became the most powerful man in the world, was recently stopped from going to a Seventh Day Adventist Church by local Muslims who feared she might convert to Christianity.

Not to worry, say the Seventh Day Adventists. They say she had merely been invited to attend one of their events.

“We had invited her to grace our meeting in Kisumu which was to mark the end of a three-week convention, but although she had prepared, she did not attend,” said Lewis Ondiek, a senior church figure.

Hey, Reverend Wright. Get your butt on a plane bound for Kenya. You may have lost one Obama, but it looks like there’s another one ripe for conversion.

Source: Ecumenical News International via Telegraph UK

Another Obama brother discovered, accused of sexual assault in the U.K.

Samson Obama, alleged sexual predator. Sounds more like he should be Bill Clinton's brother.
Samson Obama, alleged sexual predator. Sounds more like he should be Bill Clinton's brother.

You need a scorecard to keep track of the wacky characters in President Obama’s family. Now we find out he has yet another half brother, this one named Samson Obama, and he’s been accused of sexual assault in England.

Britain’s The News of the World says Samson was busted in January as he attempted to enter the country on his way from his home in Kenya to bubba’s inauguration in Washington, DC.

Using a high tech database, immigration officers discovered he had been arrested by British police the previous November after he allegedly tried to sexually assault a 13-year old girl.

“He supplied officers with his mother’s address in Bracknell but gave them a false ID, claiming to be Henry Aloo, a genuine asylum seeker,” News of the World said.

This is almost too crazy to believe. We have an illegal alien aunt living in Boston. We have one brother busted for pot while living in a hut in Nairobi. We have another brother living in China and running an illegal internet business. We have the militant Muslim brother living in Kenya. And now we have an alleged sexual predator using false ID in England.

That leaves about half a dozen more Obama brothers and sisters who have checked in with neither us nor their parole officers. The fun has just begun.

Source: News of the World via Drudge

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