Obama’s 52-year old polygamous brother makes a teenage girl his third wife

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night. President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

That’s one of our favorite stories of the year, because you couldn’t make up something like this if you tried. Not if you tried all day. And half the night.

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Muslim Malik Obama displays a photo of himself with his 100% completely un-Muslim brother Barack

The Associated Press has the polygamous particulars:

President Barack Obama’s polygamist half brother in Kenya has married a woman who is more than 30 years younger than him.

The 19-year-old’s mother told The Associated Press on Friday she is furious that her daughter quit high school and married the 52-year-old.

Mary Aoko Ouma says her daughter tried to marry Malik Obama two years ago, but the mother says she wouldn’t give permission.

Malik Obama, who is Muslim, has two other wives. Polygamy is legal in Kenya if it falls under religious or cultural traditions.

Seriously, this story has it all. Kooky Obama relatives. Muslims. Polygamy. High school drop-outs. Teenage sex. An angry mother.

This is what life is going to be like in blogger heaven.

Source: Associated Press

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