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Watch Elizabeth Warren Literally Dodge Answering 11 Questions in a Row During CBS Interview: Faux focus from Fauxcohantas

Obama-Backed Solar Plant Could Be Shut Down For Not Producing Enough Energy. When government gets involved in production there most often isn’t any.

Black Dems aren’t turning out for Hillary like they did for Obama: Proving yet again that Obama has benefited more from race than just about any person that has ever lived.

Zealous anti-prostitution prosecutor paid for sex hundreds of times. Another hypocritical politician doing exactly the opposite of what he said during his election campaign. This one’s a Democrat… although you won’t find that mentioned in the news article.

NY St. Patrick’s Day Parade: gays in, Catholics out. So a parade in honor of a Catholic saint will feature openly gay floats advocating anti-Catholic ideas, while Catholic pro-life floats are banned. Mayor De Blasio is finally happy and will not boycott this year.

O Duce Nominates Merrick Garland to Supreme Court: It isn’t exactly stacking the court in quite the same way as how FDR tried to do it, but a shift of this sort is chilling all the same. We hope the Senate will hold the line on this and give us some hope that the Supreme Court doesn’t become the Supremacist Court. But given how quickly McConnell folds when offered a pat on the head and a two billion dollar kick back we are prepared for the worst.

Anti-Trump Groups Threaten ‘Largest Civil Disobedience Action of the Century’: And by “civil disobedience” they mean employing the violence they will never be held accountable for but will see jail time for those defending themselves from it. Note: We don’t condone using violence or threat of violence against anyone except in self-defense. We must not become them no matter how frustrating it is for them to be continually rewarded for their thuggery and terrorism.

With Marco Rubio Out, Ted Cruz Confronts a New Foe in John Kasich: Kasich isn’t running for President, he’s running for Vice President.

Boehner endorses Paul Ryan for president. We are speechless–literally awestruck–by the supernatural stupidity of the Republican establishment.

Obama dismayed by vulgarity, violence of campaign: The GOP candidates could learn a valuable lesson in civility from the politician that used the IRS to silence political opponents, intimidates members of the media for reporting things he does not like, had a large hand in creating ISIS and routinely encourages his supporters to “get into their faces” and “If they bring a knife to the fight we bring a gun.”

University chancellor mistakes facials for blackface, calls students racist. Even when she found out she was mistaken, University of Wisconsin-Whitewater Chancellor Beverly Kopper made the students express “remorse” for not anticipating her reaction.

The three words Trump never uses in campaign speeches: Constitution, liberty, and freedom.

Trump ends wild day on campaign trail by calling for protesters’ arrests: We will resist the temptation to endorse the Trump quote as it is over-broad. We will, however, share with you a -by no means complete- list of proglodyte activities that leftists should be arrested for.

1. Bombing the pentagon.
2. Bombing NCO dances
3. Plotting to bomb bridges
4. Attempting to kill people after having been inspired by the hateful rhetoric of the Southern Poverty Law Center.
5. Impeding traffic.
6. Invading restaurants and then threatening/harassing all the patrons that are of the wrong color.
7. “Swatting” gun advocates that are exercising their legally protected rights.
8. Assaulting students that are filming your “diversity” protest.
9. Defecating on police cars.
10. Raping your fellow protestors.
11. Fraudulent claims of rape for private gain or to aid your political cause.
12. Killing the patron’s of Freddy’s Fashion Mart and looting, setting fires, destroying property in general.
13. Robbing banks and kidnapping people to fund your cause.
14. Using violence and the threat of violence to shut down peaceable assemblies, stifle free speech and censor political expression.
15. The armed takeover of Federal Buildings -and we don’t mean just the abandoned ones in the middle of nowhere (doing that might end up getting you killed on your way to a meeting with law enforcement), but also the ones that the Black Panther Party and Eric Holder are guilty of storming and taking over.

Bernie Sanders Promises to “take trucks off of the road” if Elected: According to the plan all the current problems of our distribution system will simply wither away if only we exchange our system of enlightened self interest for one in which there is zero incentive to do a good job or -indeed- any job at all. Also there will be trains. Magical trains which Bernito Sanders will, not unlike his economic predecessors, guarantee to have running on time.