I HATE THE MEDIA ™

Artist breaks museum vase in protest, then finds out it was worth $1 million. Oops. He thought he was breaking a worthless piece of colorfully painted pottery to make a point about mistreatment of local artists. Turns out it was an ancient Chinese vase from the Neolithic period… six or seven thousand years old.

Media largely ignores violent Venezuela crackdown on opposition. “Over the past week, Venezuelan protesters have been fighting against corruption in the government, high inflation, and a high murder rate.” You’re probably saying “What’s the big deal, it sounds like any weekday in Chicago?” OK, but if Sec’y of State Ketchup Face said it was caused by Climate Change, betcha the media-ocrities would notice it then.

Heavy winter snows revive U.S. interest in Skijoring. A demonstration sport in the 1928 Winter Olympics that fell out of favor, Skijoring involves being pulled by an animal (any animal) while wearing skis, slaloming through gates at 40 mph while plucking rings as you pass, and going over jumps. Hey, it doesn’t sound any more ridiculous than ice dancing or curling.

National clown shortage may be approaching, trade organizations fear. Of course, there’s a shortage, they’re all in government now.

Arkansas man guns down 15-year-old girl for egging son’s car as a prank. Here’s one you probably won’t see on national news! Will you see race baiting Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton show up? Will Piers Morgan get his panties in a wad? We think not.

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Restricted Access. Another indication Killery is running, they’re starting to lock-down anything that could be a problem, ala Obama.

‘UNION RADIO’ STRUGGLING THANKS TO DWINDLING LABOR DUES. Typical liberals. Can’t make it without a subsidy.

Obama: Signing up for Obamacare is “just part of growing up.” Ummm, and just WTF would YOU know about that, Empty One?

Couple’s Colorado dream home turns to nightmare as they face having it confiscated in bizarre row over a SNOWMOBILE. Other people’s property! We could be wrong, but this smells like a lame excuse for eminent domain brought forth by libtard transplants from California or New York to us.

City of New York introduces new KYNG-size condom. Seems appropriate. At first glance, the condom business seems like a strange activity for city government, but think about it: with the new communist mayor, bureaucrats will be giving New Yorkers a bigger screwing so…

Bill Nye the (anti-) Science Guy can’t tell South Pole from North Pole. Bill Nye as defender of the Global Warming scam is the best friend skeptics have. This time, on NBC’s Meet the Press, he held up a picture of the Arctic and asked, “‘Would you say that the Antarctic has less ice than it used to?”

Food prices soar as incomes stand still! It would seem that when you print money out of nowhere (so that you can buy votes and pay off cronies) the general consumer ends up with a much higher bill at the grocery store. If this surprises you then your name must be Paul Krugman.

NOT KIDDING: NYC council member admits proposed municipal ID may allow ILLEGALS TO VOTE. Suddenly voter ID is a good thing!

Bono: “Capitalism takes more people out of poverty than aid” We had to do a double take when we saw the headline. It appears that Bobo Bozo Bono has finally awakened to the fact that “aid” is a fancy word for “redistribution of wealth” which evidently is perfectly OK unless it’s his wealth that may be redistributed.

Chicago school suspends 11 year old for voluntarily turning in broken toy gun. Well, that’ll learn ‘im – never give broken toys to skool officials, they want good ones to play with.

UNION OFFICIAL BLAMES NY ‘SAFE ACT’ GUN CONTROL FOR REMINGTON’S ALABAMA EXPANSION. Remember! When you vote for snakes, don’t be surprised when you get bit in the ass!

Kerry: Climate Change Is ‘the World’s Largest Weapon of Mass Destruction.’ Sorry Secretary Ketchup, but communism is the world’s largest weapon of mass destruction followed closely by liberalism.

Video: LA Sheriffs kill 80-year-old man in bed in meth raid gone bad. Bang-bang-bang-bang-bang! Umm…Police! Umm..drop your gun!

 

Ninth grade biology class question: “Who’s the baby daddy?”

“The sister of the mom above also had issues with finding out who the father of her baby was. She had the state take a blood test of potential fathers. Based on the information in this table, why was the baby taken away by the state after the test?”

Possibilities listed in the table included the cable guy, a bartender, the mailman, a cab driver, or some guy she met at a club. So at least she narrowed it down.

“Most dysfunctional team in Sochi” blames their clothing. The highly favored U.S. speedskaters arrived in Sochi with brand new, top secret, high-tech suits designed by defense contractor Lockheed Martin. The skaters haven’t won a single medal and they hate the suits. Lockheed… Lockheed… hey, isn’t that the people who designed the F-35?

Remington Arms moving 2,000+ jobs from NY to Alabama. Eat it Cuomo!

How Giving $1,000 to Every Baby in America Could Reduce Income Inequality: Just go ahead and subtract that from the $193,000.00 that child already owes on the national debt and see how far that gets them.

Resurgent Holder pushes agenda: Unfortunately that agenda can be summed up as “justice for just us”.

Honoring President Alexander Hamilton:.

“Starting tomorrow, Groupon will be kicking off Presidents Day weekend by giving customers 10 dollars off 40 dollars… The $10 bill, as everyone knows, features President Alexander Hamilton – undeniably one of our greatest presidents…”

It’s been a discouraging week. Federal judges confusing the Declaration of Independence with the Constitution, a survey that says 25% of Americans don’t know the planet circles the sun, Republicans giving Obama a blank check… and now this.

Today is National Youth Enrollment Day for Obamacare. Unfortunately, Healthcare.gov is down for three days. Oh those fortunate youth.