Obama tells Mexicans a ‘new Mexico’ is emerging. You’ll love this statement from El Presidente’.
Drug-fueled violence in Mexico is not entirely the fault of the Mexican people, he said. Instead, the United States shares the blame because much of the violence is centered around the Americans’ demand for illegal drugs and the fact that guns are smuggled into Mexico from the United States.
Really? Sounds like first-hand knowledge on both counts to us.
Rat meat being sold as lamb. Traders in eastern China were caught selling rat, fox, and mink flesh as mutton. Hey, meat is meat, right? As long as they’re not dragging those dead pigs out of the river and selling them…
Th-th-th-that’s Allah, folks. Sheikh Mohammed Al Areefi, a prominent Saudi cleric, is livid that a Saudi TV channel aired a cartoon starring a pig. “The cartoon film shown on that channel is trivial and has no educational or cultural benefit as it involved a pig as its star,” Al Areefi tweeted. We feel the same way about anything starring Kim Kardashian.
Reid: We’re gonna need a lot more ObamaCare money to stop the train wreck. Casey Jones couldn’t save this POS.
Driving that train, high on your pain,
Obamacare is ready, watch your ass.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
Trouble ahead, communists in red,
Take my advice you’d be better off dead.
Reids been sleeping, Obamacare is
On the wrong track and headed for you.
Driving that train, high on your pain,
Obamacare is ready, watch your ass.
Trouble ahead, trouble behind,
And you know that notion just crossed my mind.
Trouble with them is the trouble for us,
Got two good eyes but you still don’t see.
Come round and bend, you know it’s the end,
The doctor screams and the euthanasia machine just gleams…
Afghan Government Faces Cash Crunch. What’s the problem? Just tell Karzai to pony up all those bags of money the CIA has been flying over!
BUT MELVIN, HE’S SO HISTORIC: True Unemployment Rate Hits 23 Percent, Highest Since Great Depression. We don’t know about you, but we just can’t wait for the Obama Summer of Recovery V!
Obama housing nominee: Most white people won’t vote for black candidate, should be excluded from ‘democratic process’. Racism is very ugly no matter what side of the fence it comes from. If this guy get s approved by Congress it will be proof positive they’re douchebags.
Gore: I Prevented ‘Violent Revolution’ By Accepting Supreme Court Decision. Al’s such a great guy, he not only saved the country, he invented the internet and global warming! Perhaps he should get a Superman costume to wear around?
http://youtu.be/dl_YIDbm_-Y
Benghazi whistleblowers’ lawyer says Obama, Kerry aware that State Dept is obstructing the investigation. “The president then says he doesn’t know anything,” Toensing noted, “but did you notice the word ‘notion’? He had thought about that ahead of time, and was minimizing it. The ‘notion’ about people being stopped. You don’t use that word, it doesn’t just fall out of your mouth.” Obama? Thinking? Kerry? Sentient? It is kind of a stretch, given their records….
Carney: “Benghazi happened a long time ago”. Intersting… when Obama wants to avoid talking about something, yesterday is “a long time ago” but when he wants to blame somebody for something (like his predecessor), five years ago is still current. [H/T RKae.]
HOW TO WINK AT A MUSLIM: Tennessee politician posts photo of man taking aim with a double-barreled shotgun with outrageous caption. Well, it looks like someone took Joe Biden’s advice, kinda.
Brawl erupts in Venezuelan parliament. Opposition members refuse to recognize Nicolás Maduro’s election as legitimate. Those dummies! Don’t they realize Jimmy Carter pronounced the Venezuelan election process fair and honest?
Bring it on: Author says Muslim group’s $30M libel suit will expose terror ties. Well, DHS evidently isn’t exposing anything much except during strip searches at airports, so we say go for it!
“Obamacare” poll finds 42% of Americans unaware it’s law. “Four in ten Americans (42%) are unaware that the ACA [Affordable Care Act] is still the law of the land,” the report says, “including 12 percent who believe the law has been repealed by Congress, 7 percent who believe it has been overturned by the Supreme Court and 23 percent who say they don’t know enough to say what the status of the law is.” Yep, this is gonna work like a charm.
EXCLUSIVE: Saudi Arabia warned the United States IN WRITING about Boston Bomber Tamerlan Tsarnaev in 2012 and rejected his application for an entry visa to visit Mecca in 2011. Fat Sis says do not worry, we are fully secure, all is well. We are busy buying ammunition we do not need, we are buying new uniforms, we are feeling up old ladies in wheelchairs and we are frisking 5 year old’s crotches. That is all.
NYC: Muslim gets just 5 years for plotting to blow up synagogues. Well, he’s not white, he’s not a Tea Party member and he’s not even a Republican. Smack his pee pee. Next case!
Obama: Guantanamo must close. “I don’t want these individuals to die,” Mr. Obama said at a press conference at the White House.” My, my, isn’t it interesting how the President doesn’t mind over 1 million abortions per year but is so concerned about the terrorists held at Gitmo? Excuse us while we go puke.
BENGHAZI-GATE EXPLODES: Congressional Investigators Say Hillary Clinton Lied Under Oath. Perhaps instead of The White House she belongs in the Big House.
Obama DOJ Offers Plea Deal To Boston Jihadi Bomber To Avoid Death Penalty. Thanks to dumbass U.S. Magistrate Judge Marianne B. Bowler, who Mirandized this scum too early in the game, we get plea bargaining! We wonder why the FBI even let her into the building? Orders from above?
Boeing 747 Crashes in Afghanistan Airfield 2013 [Full HD]. This is plain freaky. Prayers for the 7 Americans who died.
http://youtu.be/7GXzkruPYjQ
Bill Clinton: “You’re way better off with a shotgun than an assault weapon. Trust me.” We’re not certain if it’s wise to take this advise from a man who’s only handled a short-barreled single-shot all his life.
Pro-gun billboard causing a stir in Colorado. Some people object to history lessons taken in context.
Anthony Weiner made hundreds of thousands of dollars as a consultant and started less than a MONTH after he left office over his Twitter photo scandal. Is it just us or does this have the potential to be the perfect scam? Think about it. It it really ‘consulting?’ Or is this a way to surreptitiously get ‘campaign donations?’ Just asking!
“Maybe I should just pack up and go home… golly!” President Obama made the offer at today’s press conference. Finally the man has a good idea!
Tsarnaev family received $100G in benefits. Well, they couldn’t find any job listings for terrorists on Craigslist so what else were they supposed to do?
