Australian Intelligence Officer disciplined for discussing Islam. Reserve Intelligence Officer Bernard Gaynor made the politically incorrect mistake of linking Islam and terrorist activity. Silly man – what were you thinking?

Slain bomber boasted during carjack that pair was headed to Big Apple. “We just killed a cop. We blew up the marathon,” Tsarnaev snarled as he and Dzhokhar, 19, pointed guns at the terrified carjack victim… “And now, we’re going to New York! Don’t f–k with us!” Well, the NRA made ’em say that.

Updated homeless ‘bill of rights’ passes CA legislative committee. “A widely derided provision establishing ‘the right to engage in life sustaining activities’ including ‘urinating’ was deleted.” Ah, damn – we had a joke ready to go about changing the name “California” to “Urine Nation” (or “Urination” for short.) Maybe next time.

Tamerlan Tsarnaev got Mass. welfare benefits. This country is so mean.

SURVEY: REPORTER WORST JOB IN AMERICA. Yes, we agree, it must suck to have to write leftist tripe day in and day out.

State of Washington officially changes “penmanship” to “handwriting…” because everything must be gender neutral. It’s the tail-end of a six-year legislative effort to remove any unapproved vive la difference emotions.

NOT BACKING DOWN: 8TH GRADER SUSPENDED, ARRESTED OVER HIS NRA T-SHIRT RETURNS TO SCHOOL…WEARING THE EXACT SAME SHIRT. Well I won’t back down, no I won’t back down, you could stand me up at the gates of hell Libtardland, but I won’t back down. You just earned an ITHM high five dude!

Only 4% Of Americans Consider Gun Control a Priority. Don’t tell us, tell the boneheads in Congress, the bonehead’s in the White House and the head bonehead. There’s one big thing Americans are really worried about. Money!

AP Twitter Hacked, Sends Out Fake Tweet About Attack On White House. We say be glad it was only AP. If someone had hacked the Fox News account it would have dropped 1,000 points because someone besides lemming liberals would have believed it then.

Carney: Internet Sales Tax “Is Simply About Leveling The Playing Field”: Uh-oh it looks like sales of the Ford Edsel and AYDS weight loss candy are not what they should be. Perhaps the administration could level the playing field for those guys as well with another obnoxious tax on those hit hardest by Obamanomics -the Middle Class.

Chris Matthews on bombers: “What difference does it make why they did it?” Since Tingles can’t find a way to pin this on the people he wishes to demonize, he’s resorted to doing Hillary Clinton impressions. [Video at the link.]

Newest Boston bombing narrative: “Society” is to blame. Actually, the media is likely to blame – what do these jackasses seek above all else? Publicity.

New research suggests acetaminophen (Tylenol) may help individuals overcome non-specific fear and anxiety. “…brought about by thinking about death or the human condition.” Just what we need in an age of healthcare trainwrecks, nitwit pols passing bills they don’t read and brainless apparatchiks demanding the death penalty for anyone committing the terrible crime of not agreeing with them.

Rangel sues House to overturn slap on the wrist. “In December 2010, the House voted 333-79 to censure Rangel for multiple ethical misdeeds — including failing to pay taxes for 17 years on rental income from his villa in the Dominican Republic and soliciting donations from companies with business before the Ways and Means Committee while he was chairman.” Yeah, it’s so unfair to pretend to hold you to the same rules as the little people in your fiefdom, your lordship.

Report: Senate Finance Committee Chairman Max Baucus (D-MT) won’t seek re-election next year. The guy who recently warned of an ObamaCare trainwreck… Why are politicians honest only when they’re headed out the door?

Bloomberg says interpretation of Constitution will “have to change” after Boston bombing. Ummm, who died and made you king, bub?

How to kick a terrorist’s ass. Have you noticed all the articles that say Dzhokhar Tsarnaev was “a high school wrestler”? Turns out it’s kind of like saying Chris Matthews is “a professional journalist”. A kid who actually wrestled Tsarnaev has posted this hilarious video of the match.
WARNING #1: EXTREME LANGUAGE
WARNING #2: EXTREME ASS KICKING

Georgetown Professor: Tamerlan Tsarnaev Motivated as Much By Rap as Jihad. Yes they listened to Snoop Muzzy rapping: ‘I’m from Chechnaya, I’m gonna slay ya, you a Christian dog, my brain’s in a fog and I don’t eat hogs….I don’t use a hooker, but I got a pressure cooker, when I get done you’ll say “I used to be a looker”….I’m a loving Muslim man, but I’ll blow ya up when I can.”

It’s an Obama World… US Army Tells Troops to Scrape Bible Verses Off Their Weapons Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death, Obama speaketh and sayeth no religion for you brave American soldier.

In the Boston Bombing Case, ‘Weapon of Mass Destruction’ is in the Eye of the (Goverment) Beholder. This certainly explains why Saddam Husein’s weapons of mass destruction were never located. No one was looking for pressure cookers.

Accused Boston Marathon bombers motivated by religion, but worked alone: report. Whoever believes this should shit in one hand and expect the truth from this guy in the other and see what hand fills up first.

NBC wins ratings race during Friday’s capturing of Boston bombing suspect… and CNN is still next-to-last. Misinformation, and incessantly trying to make the two terrorists look like nice guys was a move that turned off most everyone but the employees of Salon Magazine, who are still looking for the white, Christian, Tea Party members along with Wolf Blitzer.

Police Arrest Man in Terror Plot to Bomb NYC Gov’t Workers, Bloomberg to Announce. And we have another winner. This is 3 terror plots in a week. As previously noted, we’re wondering if there’s a concerted effort to step things up, or just coincidence?

Train terror plot foiled. Looks like the terrorist may be upping their game. Amtrak loses enough money as it is, they don’t need any help. Update: Chiheb Esseghaier and Raed Jaser were planning to blow-up VIA train in Toronto. Al Qaeda-sponsored.

Hunt for the elusive Tea Party murderer continues. “Sooner or later, one of these maniacs will turn out to be someone who doesn’t like ObamaCare! There’s no practical reason for liberals to stop running this game; they pay no real price for getting it wrong.” Stopped clocks are right twice a day – stopped brains, not so much.